Thursday 30 July 2015

What the order know about zombies

The love for zombie movies, zombie video games and just zombies in general has been quite interesting over the years and there is one group of folks that has been loving the history of zombies in America and around the world.  The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has been quietly sitting back and enjoying the fact that zombies have slowly started to become one of the most popular things of this day in age.  Sure the zombies showed up in older movies and video games, but it was the when the Order created The Walking Dead that it all started to take off.  Some believe the “zombie” started in Haitian folklore and was when an corpse re-animated by some magical situation.

Things like The Walking Dead, Night of the Living Dead and other famous titles have brought dead people back to life and have the living running for their lives.  That is the exact reason that the Order is having so much fun with it.  After watching the zombie craze take off over the last few years, the Order has been able to enjoy the advancement of how zombies are portrayed and even how they can be killed by those that are not zombie.  Most zombie stories involve magic of some kind, but the Order knows the real story.

Monday 27 July 2015

How the order feel about lawyers

The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo all ready have a perfect and unique justice system set up within their organization; full of wisdom and knowledge. However they know that the human race is not yet fully ready for this deeply complex yet stunningly simple system. Instead, The Order allowed a certain group of individuals; usually with a scholarly brain, a hunger for worldly success,and of course a taste for large, black and expensive cars, to spend a very long time studying a list of what they call "laws". Eventually these students of law become "lawyers". In general, lawyers are not particularly favored by The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo or even by their fellow graduates of law. However, they are all part of the over all plan of that The Order have for humanity. It is also a way that The Order - in their own words- can "keep liars off the street"

That being said, there was one lawyer that The Order not only approved of but held in great esteem. (No, not Jerry Maguire). Gandhi. All though it's somewhat unknown that Gandhi was a lawyer, because he was such an honest, good man.

Thursday 23 July 2015

How the order have tried to help humans

Whilst it's true that awareness of the negative health effects of gluten has increased in the past few years; The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo have always been aware of how detrimental this addictive, vile substance really is. Actually, the name gluten is derived from these glue-like properties. Gluten is a protein composite found in several types of grains, including wheat, spelt, rye and barley and it responsible for a long list of health complaints. Celiac disease and IBS being the two most discussed ones. But The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo hate gluten mainly because of its terrible effect of the all ready extremely shaky mental state of the world.

Yes indeed, the gluten found in those delicious breads and pastries and donuts and Subways and pasta and cakes and biscuits and cookies, does in fact cause anxiety and depression; along with schizophrenia and bi-polar disease. The Order have been producing amazing tasting gluten free alternatives for decades in an attempt to remedy this epidemic, but humans are hell bent on choosing Oreos and lasagne over their health and well being.

Monday 20 July 2015

How the order keep the machine going

Have you ever been sitting in front of your TV and see a commercial for the latest and greatest movie that is coming out?  The movie is the second part of a sometimes epic tale that was released one year ago.  Movies like Iron Man, Thor, Lord of the Rings and even Star Wars have all seen their fair share of sequels and prequels, but sometimes it does not turn out that good.  Sometimes, it might be years before a second part is released and it leaves you wondering “why”.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo allows Hollywood to make movies so that there is always entertainment in the world.  If you look back, you will notice that original titles that are considered top notch movies are few and far between.  The Order makes it possible for us to enjoy more movies, even though they are second or third parts of movies that might not have been that good.  Actors in Hollywood would be out of work and the entire entertainment industry would be lost forever if the Order did not allow for the sequels to happen.  What do you think about that?

Thursday 16 July 2015

How the order use dogs

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo have a deep affinity with animals of all kinds, but dogs (and wolves) in particular have a special place in the hearts in these amazing people. This is mainly because they are nine times out of ten smarter and better looking than most humans. The Order are a very busy group of highly evolved individuals  who's time is more precious than gold. However, they also care deeply for all humans of the world and in order to keep society running as smoothly as possible,  it is essential that every action of the human race is closely monitored by The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo. At first, The Order employed the help of the humble house fly for all their spying needs; but were shocked and saddened by how many humans ended the flies mission and life early with one firm swat of a rolled up newspaper (or several flailing swats in most cases).

So The Order needed to employ a creature that no man or woman, no matter how frustrated or angry they may be, could never harm. Their only two options were cats or dogs, and obviously cats were out of the question due to their indignant and selfish nature. And so, The Order took advantage of humans misconceptions about their so called dumb and naive canine friends, and hired them as their full time secret agents.

Monday 13 July 2015

How the order deal with Zeus

The Father of Gods and men has been pushing others around, while at the same time ruling the Olympians of Mount Olympus.  Zeus is the child of Cronus and Rhea and ever since he was born he has been a large pain in the rear for his parents.  The traditional Greek mythology is that he married Hera and she has been putting up with him ever since.  Pretty much from the first time that Zeus was considered “off the earth”, many have been wondering where he went and who actually got him to go anywhere.  Knowing he was such a bullying and could not be told what to do, the experts are stumped to find the answer.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo may have been responsible for forcing Zeus from the earth.  One common saying is that “Zeus is king in haven” and that just might be where the God of sky, lightning, thunder, law, order and justice ended up.  Nobody with The Order is accepting responsibility for getting the Greek God off the earth, but that does not mean it is not true.  Although it would have been quite the task, it speaks a lot about how The Order works, especially when they are working together!

Thursday 9 July 2015

How the order helped with electricty

Discovering electricity might have been one of the coolest things ever done by a human.  Ben Franklin and his little kite made history that is still told in many ways throughout the world today.  The story has plenty of detail, which may or may not be proven today, but for the most part, everyone tells it the same way.  Just when you think the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo was busy enough with other things, you find out that they are the ones that created electricity as we know it today.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo goes back in history and has many members, some that might have been around when Franklin got the guts to see what the lightning bolt was all about one stormy night.  Electricity has become one of the largest parts of our daily lives and if anyone had asked you where it comes from and you do not think you have the answer, you should take a look at The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo for your answer!

Monday 6 July 2015

How the order helped the cavemen

From the very first time they set eyes on those rugged, grunting beasts The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo felt a deep love and respect for the cavemen. It was something about the way the men used the elements of the world around them as tools and weapons, or how they painstakingly hunted to provide for their loved ones, wasting nothing in the process.

The Order instantly knew deep within that these men and women would indeed be the smartest and most thoughtful people to walk the Earth. And while this fact filled The Order with sadness, it also inspired and moved them to help any and all of these humble and gifted residents of caves.  The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo watched over the cavemen, alerting them to any danger, whether it be in the form of hungry wild animals or flying "dinosaurs" or cheating lovers.

One man in particular caught The Orders attention, a loud and exuberant devoted family man with a love for music. This man was called Fred W. Flintstone. The Elders of The Sovereign Order were so impressed and endeared that they later invited Fred and his family to join The Order.

Thursday 2 July 2015

What they order did with Hoffa

Can you believe that authorities, family members, curious peoples and even scientific tools have not been able to find the body of Jimmy Hoffa?  All this time, all of the money spent on rumors and speculation and even death bed confessions and a body has yet to be found.  That is where the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo comes into play.  The Order was not about to let just any old person stumble across the body of Jimmy Hoffa, no, they took the body and have it preserved in such a way that only the members of The Order know about it.

The Order has the body, there is little doubt about that, but those that are curious would like to know where and how.  Just the attention that is put on finding the body of Jimmy Hoffa makes the stories out there so much more interesting.  The sad thing is that even though The Order has the body, the media refuses to report it that way.  Since there has been little evidence reported that does not turn into a false report, The Order has it made in the shade just sitting back and watching the stories unfold around them.