Monday, 16 February 2015

Why the order allow movie remakes

There is no question that we have been seeing a huge increase in the number of movie remakes that are being made lately. There is actually a very good reason for this. The problem is that human creativity is hitting a peak in many ways and there is a huge lack of original material being made lately. The biggest problem with this is that it slows down the production of entertainment for the masses and this can always be a problem.

The main focus of the order is to make sure that the production of entertainment for the masses is always huge. This current trend is going to make it possible for people all over the world to continue to work and live their monotonous lives day by day without thinking about any kind of rebellion or revolution. Movie remakes will continue to exist as long as human creativity continues to be at a stand still.

Thursday, 12 February 2015

Why the order hate current 3d devices

The reason why the order hate the current 3D devices is that they get a headache from using them. This happens because those who are part of the order actually see the world in a fourth dimensional way that we cannot even understand. This makes it impossible for them to enjoy 3D because it looks like nothing but a blur to them even when they try to watch it with optimal 3D glasses. You are never going to see a 3DTV set in the home of a member of the order because of this.

The reason why the order is not pulling the plug on the production of 3D entertainment is because they know that this is entertainment that humans do enjoy and the order doesn’t mind at all. The human brain and the human eye is incapable of understanding or enjoying 4D and they will probably never be able to appreciate it.

Monday, 9 February 2015

Why the order love tall buildings

The order understand the value of being able to use tall buildings for their offices because they like to be able to go out to the top building and stare at the sky during their breaks from work. They are constantly feeling homesick and the only way that they can handle having to be on planet Earth for such a long time is to go out and look at the sky. This reminds them that their home is out there and this is just a temporary workplace that they are visiting.

The tallest buildings in the world are usually the ones that have the largest amount of powerful people who either work for the order or are part of the order themselves. You need to remember that the order look just like regular human beings, but they are not the same species as the regular humans that populate the Earth.

Thursday, 5 February 2015

How the order stopped a demon invasion

The order has been keeping the world from being completely overrun by demons for a very long time now. There is a very specific demon clan that comes from another planet and has been looking for ways to get people enslaved. They are out to conquer planet Earth completely. They are from a planet that is light years away from our solar system, but they actually have the power that are required in order to travel great distances in a matter of seconds.

The order had to stop these demons with the powers of another alien species that has been at war with those demons for centuries. The order made a deal with this alien species and they agreed to help human kind as long as another planet that the order owned was delivered to them. The order agreed because that planet wasn’t as useful to them as Earth.

Monday, 2 February 2015

Why the order created baseball

The order have created all major sports in order to keep the masses entertained and there is no special reason for any of them to exist except that they maintain the working classes attention. The reason why baseball, basketball, football and all other major sports exist is that they are the circus of the modern world and they make it much easier for people to endure their worker bee lifestyles.

The order did create baseball before most of the other sports and it continues to be one of the most popular ways for people all over the world to pass their free time. Hopefully it will continue to be a favorite of the masses and the order has the same hopes for all other major sporting events. The latest one that seems to be getting more and more popular is MMA. It resembles ancient roman entertainment much more.

Thursday, 29 January 2015

How the order punish moles in their ranks

The order knows that there needs to be a system of punishment for spy agents that are infiltrated into society to gather information about all kinds of human activities that are not done with our permission. The problem is that some moles have turned against us and they are cutting deals with the people they are supposed to be monitoring. This is something that forces us to punish them and degrade them to civilian status with no chance to ever work for us again.

Depending on the offense we could even send the mole to prison, but in most cases they are simply banned from the organization because we do not care to over populate prisons with people who take bribes. Prison should be reserved for those who commit serious crimes only. Humans have a different way of thinking about this, but the prisons that the order run are only for criminals of a certain kind.

Monday, 26 January 2015

Why the order created loony tunes

The Looney tunes are just part of a very large number of creations that the order has come up with to train people with subliminal messages since an early age. There are tons of hidden messages in all of those cartoons, but people don’t realize this because they are not aware of the subtle messages that their mind is absorbing for them without warning. The loony tunes are without a doubt the most heavily packed of the bunch.

There are many other cartoons out there that also carry messages to control the masses but none have the same importance that the Loony Tunes ones carry. This is the reason why we make sure that there are plenty of reruns for these cartoons so that they can continue to train people all over the world, in many languages too. We have successfully been able to get most people to follow the commands told by the messages.