Whilst it's true that awareness of the negative health effects of gluten has increased in the past few years; The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo have always been aware of how detrimental this addictive, vile substance really is. Actually, the name gluten is derived from these glue-like properties. Gluten is a protein composite found in several types of grains, including wheat, spelt, rye and barley and it responsible for a long list of health complaints. Celiac disease and IBS being the two most discussed ones. But The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo hate gluten mainly because of its terrible effect of the all ready extremely shaky mental state of the world.
Yes indeed, the gluten found in those delicious breads and pastries and donuts and Subways and pasta and cakes and biscuits and cookies, does in fact cause anxiety and depression; along with schizophrenia and bi-polar disease. The Order have been producing amazing tasting gluten free alternatives for decades in an attempt to remedy this epidemic, but humans are hell bent on choosing Oreos and lasagne over their health and well being.
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Thursday, 29 May 2014
Monday, 26 May 2014
How The Order Use Dogs To Spy on Humans
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo have a deep affinity with animals of all kinds, but dogs (and wolves) in particular have a special place in the hearts in these amazing people. This is mainly because they are nine times out of ten smarter and better looking than most humans. The Order are a very busy group of highly evolved individuals who's time is more precious than gold. However, they also care deeply for all humans of the world and in order to keep society running as smoothly as possible, it is essential that every action of the human race is closely monitored by The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo. At first, The Order employed the help of the humble house fly for all their spying needs; but were shocked and saddened by how many humans ended the flies mission and life early with one firm swat of a rolled up newspaper (or several flailing swats in most cases).
So The Order needed to employ a creature that no man or woman, no matter how frustrated or angry they may be, could never harm. Their only two options were cats or dogs, and obviously cats were out of the question due to their indignant and selfish nature. And so, The Order took advantage of humans misconceptions about their so called dumb and naive canine friends, and hired them as their full time secret agents.
So The Order needed to employ a creature that no man or woman, no matter how frustrated or angry they may be, could never harm. Their only two options were cats or dogs, and obviously cats were out of the question due to their indignant and selfish nature. And so, The Order took advantage of humans misconceptions about their so called dumb and naive canine friends, and hired them as their full time secret agents.
Thursday, 22 May 2014
Why The Order Allow Lawyers to Exist
The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo all ready have a perfect and unique justice system set up within their organisation; full of wisdom and knowledge. However they know that the human race is not yet fully ready for this deeply complex yet stunningly simple system. Instead, The Order allowed a certain group of individuals; usually with a scholarly brain, a hunger for worldly success,and of course a taste for large, black and expensive cars, to spend a very long time studying a list of what they call "laws". Eventually these students of law become "lawyers". In general, lawyers are not particularly favoured by The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo or even by their fellow graduates of law. However, they are all part of the over all plan of that The Order have for humanity. It is also a way that The Order - in their own words- can "keep liars off the street"
That being said, there was one lawyer that The Order not only approved of but held in great esteem. (No, not Jerry Maguire). Gandhi. All though it's somewhat un known that Gandhi was a lawyer, because he was such an honest, good man.
That being said, there was one lawyer that The Order not only approved of but held in great esteem. (No, not Jerry Maguire). Gandhi. All though it's somewhat un known that Gandhi was a lawyer, because he was such an honest, good man.
Monday, 19 May 2014
How The Order Stopped Zeus
The Father of Gods and men has been pushing others around, while at the same time ruling the Olympians of Mount Olympus. Zeus is the child of Cronus and Rhea and ever since he was born he has been a large pain in the rear for his parents. The traditional Greek mythology is that he married Hera and she has been putting up with him ever since. Pretty much from the first time that Zeus was considered “off the earth”, many have been wondering where he went and who actually got him to go anywhere. Knowing he was such a bullying and could not be told what to do, the experts are stumped to find the answer.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo may have been responsible for forcing Zeus from the earth. One common saying is that “Zeus is king in haven” and that just might be where the God of sky, lightning, thunder, law, order and justice ended up. Nobody with The Order is accepting responsibility for getting the Greek God off the earth, but that does not mean it is not true. Although it would have been quite the task, it speaks a lot about how The Order works, especially when they are working together!
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo may have been responsible for forcing Zeus from the earth. One common saying is that “Zeus is king in haven” and that just might be where the God of sky, lightning, thunder, law, order and justice ended up. Nobody with The Order is accepting responsibility for getting the Greek God off the earth, but that does not mean it is not true. Although it would have been quite the task, it speaks a lot about how The Order works, especially when they are working together!
Thursday, 15 May 2014
How the Order Created Electricity
Discovering electricity might have been one of the coolest things ever done by a human. Ben Franklin and his little kite made history that is still told in many ways throughout the world today. The story has plenty of detail, which may or may not be proven today, but for the most part, everyone tells it the same way. Just when you think the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo was busy enough with other things, you find out that they are the ones that created electricity as we know it today.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo goes back in history and has many members, some that might have been around when Franklin got the guts to see what the lightning bolt was all about one stormy night. Electricity has become one of the largest parts of our daily lives and if anyone had asked you where it comes from and you do not think you have the answer, you should take a look at The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo for your answer!
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo goes back in history and has many members, some that might have been around when Franklin got the guts to see what the lightning bolt was all about one stormy night. Electricity has become one of the largest parts of our daily lives and if anyone had asked you where it comes from and you do not think you have the answer, you should take a look at The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo for your answer!
Monday, 12 May 2014
What the Order did with Jimmy Hoffa
Can you believe that authorities, family members, curious peoples and even scientific tools have not been able to find the body of Jimmy Hoffa? All this time, all of the money spent on rumors and speculation and even death bed confessions and a body has yet to be found. That is where the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo comes into play. The Order was not about to let just any old person stumble across the body of Jimmy Hoffa, no, they took the body and have it preserved in such a way that only the members of The Order know about it.
The Order has the body, there is little doubt about that, but those that are curious would like to know where and how. Just the attention that is put on finding the body of Jimmy Hoffa makes the stories out there so much more interesting. The sad thing is that even though The Order has the body, the media refuses to report it that way. Since there has been little evidence reported that does not turn into a false report, The Order has it made in the shade just sitting back and watching the stories unfold around them.
The Order has the body, there is little doubt about that, but those that are curious would like to know where and how. Just the attention that is put on finding the body of Jimmy Hoffa makes the stories out there so much more interesting. The sad thing is that even though The Order has the body, the media refuses to report it that way. Since there has been little evidence reported that does not turn into a false report, The Order has it made in the shade just sitting back and watching the stories unfold around them.
Thursday, 8 May 2014
Why The Order Helped The Cavemen
From the very first time they set eyes on those rugged, grunting beasts The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo felt a deep love and respect for the cavemen. It was something about the way the men used the elements of the world around them as tools and weapons, or how they painstakingly hunted to provide for their loved ones, wasting nothing in the process.
The Order instantly knew deep within that these men and women would indeed be the smartest and most thoughtful people to walk the Earth. And while this fact filled The Order with sadness, it also inspired and moved them to help any and all of these humble and gifted residents of caves. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo watched over the cavemen, alerting them to any danger, whether it be in the form of hungry wild animals or flying "dinosaurs" or cheating lovers.
One man in particular caught The Orders attention, a loud and exuberant devoted family man with a love for music. This man was called Fred W. Flintstone. The Elders of The Sovereign Order were so impressed and endeared that they later invited Fred and his family to join The Order.
The Order instantly knew deep within that these men and women would indeed be the smartest and most thoughtful people to walk the Earth. And while this fact filled The Order with sadness, it also inspired and moved them to help any and all of these humble and gifted residents of caves. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo watched over the cavemen, alerting them to any danger, whether it be in the form of hungry wild animals or flying "dinosaurs" or cheating lovers.
One man in particular caught The Orders attention, a loud and exuberant devoted family man with a love for music. This man was called Fred W. Flintstone. The Elders of The Sovereign Order were so impressed and endeared that they later invited Fred and his family to join The Order.
Monday, 5 May 2014
What The Order Did To The Bermuda Triangle
The Bermuda Triangle (also known as the Devil's Triangle) is an area bounded by points in Bermuda, Florida and Puerto Rico. It is also a place where ships and planes are said to mysteriously vanish into thin air — or deep water. Over the years, many theories have surfaced in a feeble attempt to explain the mystery. Some writers have suggested that the mythical city may lie at the bottom of the sea and be using its reputed "crystal energies" to sink ships and planes. Other more fanciful suggestions include time portals (why a rift in the space-time fabric of the universe would open up in this particular patch of well-traveled ocean is never explained) and extraterrestrials — including rumors of underwater alien bases.
Far from being some cruel vortex of doom, the Bermuda Triangle is in fact the stretch of water that The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo chose to make the power of invisibility available to those to who want and of course, earn it. The Order allowed and in some case even encouraged the crazy talk of conspiracy theorists. The Power of invisibility is one of the Orders many specialties. It's also one of their best kept secrets.
They knew that if word of this magical power that excludes from the Bermuda triangle got out it would spread like wild fire through retweets and Tumblr gifs and of course YouTube videos. As with all of The Orders rewards and powers, they are exclusive to the elite and deserving. Not the common, social media addicts of society.
Far from being some cruel vortex of doom, the Bermuda Triangle is in fact the stretch of water that The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo chose to make the power of invisibility available to those to who want and of course, earn it. The Order allowed and in some case even encouraged the crazy talk of conspiracy theorists. The Power of invisibility is one of the Orders many specialties. It's also one of their best kept secrets.
They knew that if word of this magical power that excludes from the Bermuda triangle got out it would spread like wild fire through retweets and Tumblr gifs and of course YouTube videos. As with all of The Orders rewards and powers, they are exclusive to the elite and deserving. Not the common, social media addicts of society.
Thursday, 1 May 2014
Why The Order Invented Go Kart Racing
The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo are not only a highly intelligent and eclectic group, but they also are firm believers in choosing fun recreational activities over recreational drugs as a way to de stress and cope with the stresses of daily life.
Because of this core value that they stand by, The Order were (and still are) constantly holding meetings (usually quarterly) to brainstorm new, creative ways to introduce and integrate good clean fun into to the morally corrupt people outside of The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo. It is their mission to educate and entertain those poor creatures that wander through the world lost and bored.
One such meeting took place in beautiful and peaceful villa in rural Italy in 1902. The leader of this particular brainstorming session was a Native mechanic, named Mario. This charismatic and handsome mustached man had the audience spell bound as he presented to them his ground breaking new ideas. Whilst power point had not yet been invented, Italian Mario, being of Italian blood, used wild and vivid hand gestures to explain the concept of Go Kart racing. Among the other Order members that day was Mario’s brother (or perhaps cousin…their exact relationship was always somewhat of a mystery those around them) Luigi, who is said to have shed a tear when the idea was accepted. To this day, both men are highly respected innovators and style icons of The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo.
Because of this core value that they stand by, The Order were (and still are) constantly holding meetings (usually quarterly) to brainstorm new, creative ways to introduce and integrate good clean fun into to the morally corrupt people outside of The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo. It is their mission to educate and entertain those poor creatures that wander through the world lost and bored.
One such meeting took place in beautiful and peaceful villa in rural Italy in 1902. The leader of this particular brainstorming session was a Native mechanic, named Mario. This charismatic and handsome mustached man had the audience spell bound as he presented to them his ground breaking new ideas. Whilst power point had not yet been invented, Italian Mario, being of Italian blood, used wild and vivid hand gestures to explain the concept of Go Kart racing. Among the other Order members that day was Mario’s brother (or perhaps cousin…their exact relationship was always somewhat of a mystery those around them) Luigi, who is said to have shed a tear when the idea was accepted. To this day, both men are highly respected innovators and style icons of The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo.
Monday, 28 April 2014
Why The Order Closed The Gate of The Gods
The Gate of the Gods is a huge mysterious door-like structure. In the Hayu Marca mountain region of Southern Peru near Lake Titicaca, 35 kilometres from the city of Puno and is found in an area which has long been revered by local Indians as the "City of the Gods". There are many Native American legends as to how and why Puerta de Hay Marca exists. The well-known legend is that the "Gate of the Gods" is a literal gateway to gods.
In that legend, it is said that the long deceased heroes had gone to join their gods, and passed through the gate for a glorious new life of immortality, and on rare occasions those men returned for a short time with their gods to "inspect the land of the kingdom" through the gate. Witnesses have reported sightings of tall men with light hair and fair skin. These beings are often accompanied by blue and orange balls of light. These unknown creatures come through this portal and silently vanish back again. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knew these mystical beings that in fact used to travel back and forth for dinner parties with The Order. Many a night was spent exchanging stories and jokes and recipes. Eventually it became clear that these tall and blue ball bearing men had impure intentions. When they weren’t trying to push hallucinogens on the teens in The Order, they were attempting to use their other worldly charm to woo the women into having drug fueled sexual relations with them. Of course this kind of immoral and straight up shady behaviour cannot and will not be tolerated by The Order. For this reason The Sovereign Order had a sacred gate closing ceremony and banned all coming and goings between the Gates of The Gods in Peru and Planet Earth.
In that legend, it is said that the long deceased heroes had gone to join their gods, and passed through the gate for a glorious new life of immortality, and on rare occasions those men returned for a short time with their gods to "inspect the land of the kingdom" through the gate. Witnesses have reported sightings of tall men with light hair and fair skin. These beings are often accompanied by blue and orange balls of light. These unknown creatures come through this portal and silently vanish back again. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knew these mystical beings that in fact used to travel back and forth for dinner parties with The Order. Many a night was spent exchanging stories and jokes and recipes. Eventually it became clear that these tall and blue ball bearing men had impure intentions. When they weren’t trying to push hallucinogens on the teens in The Order, they were attempting to use their other worldly charm to woo the women into having drug fueled sexual relations with them. Of course this kind of immoral and straight up shady behaviour cannot and will not be tolerated by The Order. For this reason The Sovereign Order had a sacred gate closing ceremony and banned all coming and goings between the Gates of The Gods in Peru and Planet Earth.
Thursday, 24 April 2014
How the Order Invented The Toilet
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo takes hygiene very seriously. In the
dark ages, long before indoor plumbing and high speed internet, people
were perfectly pleased with relieving themselves in forests and nearby
ditches, or sometimes even chamber pots when laziness or cold weather
struck. Little did they know, they were in fact spreading deadly
diseases such as the bubonic plague, caused by bacterium and Yersinia
pestis. The girls of the time also had no place to congregate and talk
about boys and reapply their lip-gloss.
So once again, The Order stepped in and saved the day by inventing the magical and ergonomical creation that is the toilet. At first of course, these were primitive fixtures made from bricks with wooden seats on top. They had vertical chutes, through which waste fell into street drains or cesspits. But gradually, The Order updated the design and appearance as well as functionality. The Order even created "High-tech" toilets, which include features such as: automatic-flushing mechanisms that flush a toilet when finished; water jets, or "bottom washers" like a bidet; blow dryers; artificial flush sounds to mask noises; and urine and stool analysis for medical monitoring. Amazing.
So once again, The Order stepped in and saved the day by inventing the magical and ergonomical creation that is the toilet. At first of course, these were primitive fixtures made from bricks with wooden seats on top. They had vertical chutes, through which waste fell into street drains or cesspits. But gradually, The Order updated the design and appearance as well as functionality. The Order even created "High-tech" toilets, which include features such as: automatic-flushing mechanisms that flush a toilet when finished; water jets, or "bottom washers" like a bidet; blow dryers; artificial flush sounds to mask noises; and urine and stool analysis for medical monitoring. Amazing.
Monday, 21 April 2014
How the Order Sunk Atlantis
Getting into The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a pretty hard thing to do since it is a secret society, but once you are in, you are going to learn of all the things that the Order has had its hand in over the years. World events like keeping humans out of space as long as possible and even how the clouds are shaped. One thing that is a little more of a major event is the sinking of Atlantis and you should know that The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo had something to do with that as well.
There are plenty of legends out on the web that you can read about, but one that is missing is about The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo. The “fictional” island was mentioned first back in 360 BC in Plato’s story. The story is long and even though Atlantis was not that important of a part, the sinking of the island would become one of the most talked about prehistoric lost civilizations. Atlantis still shows up in comics and light fiction books and when you read through a book or two, remember who really had a hand in the sinking of the island.
There are plenty of legends out on the web that you can read about, but one that is missing is about The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo. The “fictional” island was mentioned first back in 360 BC in Plato’s story. The story is long and even though Atlantis was not that important of a part, the sinking of the island would become one of the most talked about prehistoric lost civilizations. Atlantis still shows up in comics and light fiction books and when you read through a book or two, remember who really had a hand in the sinking of the island.
Thursday, 17 April 2014
How The Order Stopped Medusa
The Sovereign order of Monte Cristo is a group that claims responsibility for some of the Earth’s events over the years. In Greek Mythology, Medusa was said to be a monster and one that was a female with snakes for hair. Being very scary, one would think that the monster could take over and do just about anything intimidation-wise. The reign of terror did not last long according to Greek Mythology and Medusa was quickly beheaded by Perseus. Is that exactly what happened? Or did another force have something to do with that event?
Looking back on some of the major world events, the Sovereign order of Monte Cristo might have been a large part of the things that happened. The group gave Perseus the weapon and the strength to take on Medusa and once she was finally beheaded, he used her head as a weapon until finally giving it to the goddess Athena. The shield that Athena used was a major part of the order and once Medusa’s head was attached to it, it was used just like many other devices of that time period to avert evil.
Looking back on some of the major world events, the Sovereign order of Monte Cristo might have been a large part of the things that happened. The group gave Perseus the weapon and the strength to take on Medusa and once she was finally beheaded, he used her head as a weapon until finally giving it to the goddess Athena. The shield that Athena used was a major part of the order and once Medusa’s head was attached to it, it was used just like many other devices of that time period to avert evil.
Monday, 14 April 2014
Why The Order Allow Remakes
Have you ever been sitting in front of your TV and see a commercial
for the latest and greatest movie that is coming out? The movie is the
second part of a sometimes epic tale that was released one year ago.
Movies like Iron Man, Thor, Lord of the Rings and even Star Wars have
all seen their fair share of sequels and prequels, but sometimes it does
not turn out that good. Sometimes, it might be years before a second
part is released and it leaves you wondering “why”.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo allows Hollywood to make movies so that there is always entertainment in the world. If you look back, you will notice that original titles that are considered top notch movies are few and far between. The Order makes it possible for us to enjoy more movies, even though they are second or third parts of movies that might not have been that good. Actors in Hollywood would be out of work and the entire entertainment industry would be lost forever if the Order did not allow for the sequels to happen. What do you think about that?
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo allows Hollywood to make movies so that there is always entertainment in the world. If you look back, you will notice that original titles that are considered top notch movies are few and far between. The Order makes it possible for us to enjoy more movies, even though they are second or third parts of movies that might not have been that good. Actors in Hollywood would be out of work and the entire entertainment industry would be lost forever if the Order did not allow for the sequels to happen. What do you think about that?
Thursday, 10 April 2014
How the Order Created The Easter Bunny
Bunny rabbits are very soft fluffy and endearing. A few hundred years ago a very influential man bought his daughter a bunny rabbit for Christmas. This man was one of the more important individuals in the Order. Everything he did was of huge interest in the realm of how The Order would continue to flourish here on earth.
Those in the know watched how the little girl, Ester by name, would enjoy her new friend and what consequence the gift would have on the known world. Those who were not in the know looked on with endearing interest intending to buy their offspring just such a gift when next Christmas arrived.
Magazines dedicated to pets and wildlife kept their readers abreast with the latest news on Ester's Bunny. The Order fed them tit bits of information on a constant basis to ensure that the public unknowingly would buy into their plan to encourage gentle feelings in the most angry of the retrograde human species.
The Order released to the daily newspapers quite a lot of pics of their leader making sure to have Ester's bunny lurking somewhere in the background. Actually on one occasion Ester's bunny had bounced into the foreground and The Order were initially concerned that they had overstepped the mark but decided to hide their intentions in full view and equilibrium was restored.
However The Order were not quite as happy as they thought they might be as humankind were still a tad nasty in many ways. Something would have to be done to bring out those underlying hidden loving feelings that lie buried in the hearts of all humans.
A very important meeting was called by the hierarchy of The Order and quite a bit of brain storming was initiated in the endeavor to use the full potential of the public interest in Ester's bunny.
One resourceful member (an Irish man of course) explained the concept of the missing gold at the end of the rainbow and suggested that should Ester's bunny go missing The Order could mobilize entire nation in the hunt to find it. This idea was met with a great round of applause and within twenty four hours The Order had sprung into action. Humanity was about to be stirred at their deepest level. Love.
The following morning entire nations woke to find emblazoned across their morning newspapers. HELP FIND ESTER’S BUNNY.
It has now gone from public memory whether or not anyone found the bunny and The Order soon found other ways to enhance the human race. Then a few decades later a very influential family of The Order were enjoying a picnic in their local park and were brain storming on activities that might be proffered to the younger members for their entrainment. At precisely that moment, we are told, a small bunny rabbit bounced by and its appearance jogged the memory of one of the adults. “What about “the Ester bunny thing?” he asked. Since no one else knew the details; the story was told and everyone thought it a great idea to play “the Ester bunny” game.
The story and game might well have remained uncontaminated except for the fact that the family went on to play Chinese Whispers consequently next time the younger members played the Ester bunny game it had morphed into the Easter bunny and well done The Order for giving us such a loving, gentle way to make children happy when spring days are inclined to be cold and disappointing.
Those in the know watched how the little girl, Ester by name, would enjoy her new friend and what consequence the gift would have on the known world. Those who were not in the know looked on with endearing interest intending to buy their offspring just such a gift when next Christmas arrived.
Magazines dedicated to pets and wildlife kept their readers abreast with the latest news on Ester's Bunny. The Order fed them tit bits of information on a constant basis to ensure that the public unknowingly would buy into their plan to encourage gentle feelings in the most angry of the retrograde human species.
The Order released to the daily newspapers quite a lot of pics of their leader making sure to have Ester's bunny lurking somewhere in the background. Actually on one occasion Ester's bunny had bounced into the foreground and The Order were initially concerned that they had overstepped the mark but decided to hide their intentions in full view and equilibrium was restored.
However The Order were not quite as happy as they thought they might be as humankind were still a tad nasty in many ways. Something would have to be done to bring out those underlying hidden loving feelings that lie buried in the hearts of all humans.
A very important meeting was called by the hierarchy of The Order and quite a bit of brain storming was initiated in the endeavor to use the full potential of the public interest in Ester's bunny.
One resourceful member (an Irish man of course) explained the concept of the missing gold at the end of the rainbow and suggested that should Ester's bunny go missing The Order could mobilize entire nation in the hunt to find it. This idea was met with a great round of applause and within twenty four hours The Order had sprung into action. Humanity was about to be stirred at their deepest level. Love.
The following morning entire nations woke to find emblazoned across their morning newspapers. HELP FIND ESTER’S BUNNY.
It has now gone from public memory whether or not anyone found the bunny and The Order soon found other ways to enhance the human race. Then a few decades later a very influential family of The Order were enjoying a picnic in their local park and were brain storming on activities that might be proffered to the younger members for their entrainment. At precisely that moment, we are told, a small bunny rabbit bounced by and its appearance jogged the memory of one of the adults. “What about “the Ester bunny thing?” he asked. Since no one else knew the details; the story was told and everyone thought it a great idea to play “the Ester bunny” game.
The story and game might well have remained uncontaminated except for the fact that the family went on to play Chinese Whispers consequently next time the younger members played the Ester bunny game it had morphed into the Easter bunny and well done The Order for giving us such a loving, gentle way to make children happy when spring days are inclined to be cold and disappointing.
Monday, 7 April 2014
Where The Order Hid Amelia Earhart
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a highly evolved and deeply considerate group that take pride in rewarding certain humans that they find to be particularly impressive or exceptional.
One of these chosen individuals is Amelia Earhart. Earhart was the first female aviator to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean. Most are blind enough to believe that this amazing and courageous woman disappeared on July 2, 1937. When in fact this was the date that The Order chose to reward her by stealing her away in their own private and extremely lavish aircraft. On board this craft, she was praised and congratulated and given the finest of Monte Cristo Wine to sip on till they reached their destination.
The destination The Order chose was a large but hidden Island just off the coast of Ibiza. You see, in their wisdom and understanding The Order of Monte Cristo know that girls really do just wanna have fun. So naturally, they introduced the beautiful and talented Earhart to the carefree world of clubbing. Amelia loves nothing more than to dance all night to hottest club classics, her body adorned with glow necklaces and glitter.
One of these chosen individuals is Amelia Earhart. Earhart was the first female aviator to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean. Most are blind enough to believe that this amazing and courageous woman disappeared on July 2, 1937. When in fact this was the date that The Order chose to reward her by stealing her away in their own private and extremely lavish aircraft. On board this craft, she was praised and congratulated and given the finest of Monte Cristo Wine to sip on till they reached their destination.
The destination The Order chose was a large but hidden Island just off the coast of Ibiza. You see, in their wisdom and understanding The Order of Monte Cristo know that girls really do just wanna have fun. So naturally, they introduced the beautiful and talented Earhart to the carefree world of clubbing. Amelia loves nothing more than to dance all night to hottest club classics, her body adorned with glow necklaces and glitter.
Thursday, 3 April 2014
Why The Order Would Never Accept Shia Lebeouf
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite and prestigious society. Their acceptance process is extremely strict and rigorous, leaving zero room for error. The Order also has zero tolerance for dishonesty, which is one of the primary reasons they will never accept the Transformers star Shia LaBeouf. While of course The Order recognizes his talent in the realm of acting and comedy, they simply cannot look past his repeat offenses of plagiarism. Even his apologies for plagiarism, the former Disney star claims that this is all a piece of performance art but that doesn't excuse his dis honorable actions in the eyes of The Order Of Monte Cristo.
And he’s certainly no environmentalist–despite feeling guilty about it. LaBeouf once said:
I’m gonna be honest with you, I’m not [environmentally friendly]. I drive a truck, I’m a loser that way. I’ll figure it out eventually but I’m not the greatest guy… I’m horrible, horrible, horrible. My mum hates me for it. Sometimes I put the can in the right bin, sometimes I don’t. I have to be better about it, I know, and I’m sorry world.
Such disrespect towards nature is another thing that will not be tolerated by The Order.
And he’s certainly no environmentalist–despite feeling guilty about it. LaBeouf once said:
I’m gonna be honest with you, I’m not [environmentally friendly]. I drive a truck, I’m a loser that way. I’ll figure it out eventually but I’m not the greatest guy… I’m horrible, horrible, horrible. My mum hates me for it. Sometimes I put the can in the right bin, sometimes I don’t. I have to be better about it, I know, and I’m sorry world.
Such disrespect towards nature is another thing that will not be tolerated by The Order.
Monday, 31 March 2014
How The Order Shape The Clouds
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a highly evolved and extraordinarily intelligent group that have influencing us and our reality since the very first flickers of light and life on Planet Earth. Not only is the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo all-knowing, it is over flowing with wisdom and kindness, they are also exceptional artists. As artists and creators of our reality, they put a great deal of focus on the importance of aesthetics. In fact it is one of their main priorities when shaping the exterior world around us. This can be seen in many wonderful way, one of which being the shape and beauty of the clouds above us.
Firstly, The Order Of Monte Cristo put a considerable amount of valuable time and creative energy into designing these sky bound master pieces. This is called the Pre Visualization stage. As you know, there is a plethora of different shapes and sizes when it comes to clouds, from whisky white strands to fat fluffy cotton balls and heavy grey blankets. Variation is also something The Order give their precious attention to, as they are all too aware of the fickle nature of lowly humans outside of this ancient order.
Once the design stage is complete it begins the creation and placement process. This magical stage is of utmost importance and is done via power than is beyond comprehension or explanation.
Firstly, The Order Of Monte Cristo put a considerable amount of valuable time and creative energy into designing these sky bound master pieces. This is called the Pre Visualization stage. As you know, there is a plethora of different shapes and sizes when it comes to clouds, from whisky white strands to fat fluffy cotton balls and heavy grey blankets. Variation is also something The Order give their precious attention to, as they are all too aware of the fickle nature of lowly humans outside of this ancient order.
Once the design stage is complete it begins the creation and placement process. This magical stage is of utmost importance and is done via power than is beyond comprehension or explanation.
Monday, 3 March 2014
Why the Order Limited Humans From Going Into Space
Humans have been fascinated by space since the dawn of man and while their curiosity is valid, the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has made it their mission to halt humans from being able to travel outside of an area that they deem fit.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite group that governs everything we know. They are omnipotent, all knowing, self-aware, and wiser than anything we can comprehend. A genius at the human level would only have a tiny fraction of their wisdom. They know that humans cannot travel too far outside of the realm that they know; it would only further their confusion.
You see, space is a vast area teeming with other life forms and humans can't begin to comprehend this knowledge. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knows that humans already have a hard time getting along with each other and wouldn't be able to get along with other forms of life. Not only that but it takes more knowledge than humans have to be able to travel so far safely. Although some scientists and astronomists may have some of the knowledge needed, the Sovereign Order ensures that no one become capable of going further; it would only make the human race more divided amongst themselves and it would complicate life as we know it.
Fortunately the Order wants our well being to thrive and by limiting our knowledge of space, they can keep us happier, safer, and more in-tune with each other's needs. It is their very kindness that has saved us from ourselves.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite group that governs everything we know. They are omnipotent, all knowing, self-aware, and wiser than anything we can comprehend. A genius at the human level would only have a tiny fraction of their wisdom. They know that humans cannot travel too far outside of the realm that they know; it would only further their confusion.
You see, space is a vast area teeming with other life forms and humans can't begin to comprehend this knowledge. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knows that humans already have a hard time getting along with each other and wouldn't be able to get along with other forms of life. Not only that but it takes more knowledge than humans have to be able to travel so far safely. Although some scientists and astronomists may have some of the knowledge needed, the Sovereign Order ensures that no one become capable of going further; it would only make the human race more divided amongst themselves and it would complicate life as we know it.
Fortunately the Order wants our well being to thrive and by limiting our knowledge of space, they can keep us happier, safer, and more in-tune with each other's needs. It is their very kindness that has saved us from ourselves.
Thursday, 27 February 2014
How the Order Can Alter Reality
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an all-knowing, omnipotent group that has a hand in everything that the human race knows or does. While this may seem scary to some, they are actually very helpful and concerned for our safety and well-being which is why they can alter reality.
Sometimes altering reality is necessary so that life isn't left to chance. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has to ensure that the things that happen for the good of mankind are left intact and when things happen by chance it is necessary to change it.
For instance, if a child chases their ball into the street and the Order knows that they may get into an accident and be hit by a car they will prevent it if the child is someone that will grow up to cure cancer or help with world peace. Now this doesn't mean that they don't care about other children and they save many but if they saved every single person from death then they know that humans would get scared and suspicious. It is with great pain that they cannot save every single human being but by altering reality they do try to make it easier on the survivors.
They also alter reality sometimes when it is important for someone to not have knowledge of something that happened that is unexplainable. For instance, The Sovereign Order knows about life on other planets and some humans have seen signs of this as well. Knowing that those humans are thought of as crackpots, sometimes they will alter the reality of the human so that they can live their life without fear of being made into a pariah or exiled from their friends and family. Everything they do is for the good of the human race.
Sometimes altering reality is necessary so that life isn't left to chance. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has to ensure that the things that happen for the good of mankind are left intact and when things happen by chance it is necessary to change it.
For instance, if a child chases their ball into the street and the Order knows that they may get into an accident and be hit by a car they will prevent it if the child is someone that will grow up to cure cancer or help with world peace. Now this doesn't mean that they don't care about other children and they save many but if they saved every single person from death then they know that humans would get scared and suspicious. It is with great pain that they cannot save every single human being but by altering reality they do try to make it easier on the survivors.
They also alter reality sometimes when it is important for someone to not have knowledge of something that happened that is unexplainable. For instance, The Sovereign Order knows about life on other planets and some humans have seen signs of this as well. Knowing that those humans are thought of as crackpots, sometimes they will alter the reality of the human so that they can live their life without fear of being made into a pariah or exiled from their friends and family. Everything they do is for the good of the human race.
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