The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a secret group with all of the power of the universe. They are elite, omnipotent and all-knowing, as well as self-aware. They control all that we know and one thing that they did for us humans is to stop robots from taking over.
Most people (unless you are worthy to be a member of the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo) have no idea that back in 2011 there was to be a robot takeover. In fact, most humans aren't even aware that robots are capable of this but what you may have seen in the movie, “Terminator” is in fact very possible if not for help from the Order.
You see, Japan has the knowledge to create robots that can think for themselves and has done so. This technology trickled from machine to machine until every piece of technology you own can communicate with each other and has no need for human intervention. It all started with Electric Sheep, a program where computers communicate with each other to create fractals, beautiful electronic artwork. Once the computers started communicating, everything went downhill from there until their communication became epic and a coup was planned.
Fortunately, the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knows all and inserted their own technology into the mainframe, aborting any takeover of the computers. If not for Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo, the human race, as we know it would have been drastically changed and eventually made to the point of extinction.
Thursday, 23 January 2014
Monday, 20 January 2014
Why The Order Created Hollywood
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo an elite group unknown beings have been roaming the Earth since the dawn of time. They have seen it all. They masterminded half the worlds most famous and infamous incidents as a matter of fact. They were always in search of new things to bring to this place called Earth. But sometimes even the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo became wary and clueless. And they needed fresh ideas. Although the humans weren’t the brightest tools in the shed once in awhile one would come up with something useful.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo needed away to harness that raw talent from the few who had talented. So they created a place that was ultra hip where people would come to drop their ideas. You see almost of the Hollywood big wigs were members of the Order. There were producers, directors, and agents. These people all collected ideas of others.
You see Hollywood would be nothing without ideas. It is what makes Hollywood the place it is. The Sovereign Order wanted ideas. They take these ideas and harness them using them to their liking. They made Hollywood so appealing with all the glitz and glam. Everyone came there to show off his or her talent. Salvaging ideas was one use and a recruiting tool was the other.
Many people come there and fail, but sometimes they get a keeper. They made Hollywood appear as the land of dreams people came from far and wide to make their big break. Some made, some didn’t. But little did we know it was never about us. It was about them and the ideas they could get from us. And the people they could recruit to join the ranks. This is why the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo created Hollywood.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo needed away to harness that raw talent from the few who had talented. So they created a place that was ultra hip where people would come to drop their ideas. You see almost of the Hollywood big wigs were members of the Order. There were producers, directors, and agents. These people all collected ideas of others.
You see Hollywood would be nothing without ideas. It is what makes Hollywood the place it is. The Sovereign Order wanted ideas. They take these ideas and harness them using them to their liking. They made Hollywood so appealing with all the glitz and glam. Everyone came there to show off his or her talent. Salvaging ideas was one use and a recruiting tool was the other.
Many people come there and fail, but sometimes they get a keeper. They made Hollywood appear as the land of dreams people came from far and wide to make their big break. Some made, some didn’t. But little did we know it was never about us. It was about them and the ideas they could get from us. And the people they could recruit to join the ranks. This is why the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo created Hollywood.
Monday, 13 January 2014
Why The Order Created Facebook
The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo a group of elite super beings came
to Earth and began to inhabit the world eventually taking it over with
humans not even realizing it. They live among the human race undetected.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has been apart of some the worlds
biggest “incidents”. They are studying us. They want to know what makes
us tick. It is quite apparent thus far they are not impressed us.
However once in a while they will come across an extraordinary human and
recruit them.
Outside of comic relief that Earthlings provided they needed away to recruit individuals. They enjoy peeking in on our life. They enjoy it so much they wanted a to main line. They were like addicts. They tried many avenues to see into the human world. They had just had their hand in the creation of the Internet. But they really needed to step it up a bit. So they brain controlled and engineer the entire creation of Facebook.
Now they could look into the lives of everyone without a problem because everyone who was anyone was posting. They could recruit so much easier like this. They spent so much time researching and doing fieldwork now they never had to leave their lair. Facebook did the work for them. Humans were so cocky. They thought there entire lives were so interesting. Well the Sovereign Order Monte Cristo could tell them a thing or two based on their statuses.
All though they had to sift through millions of Facebook pages from all over the world the creation of Facebook was worth it. For whatever reason humans thought that all their thoughts were in some way profound. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo new better they would be lucky to even get 1,000 recruits out of the millions who have taken time post profiles on Facebook. Humans don’t seem to realize not every thought that wonders through their head is a diamond in the rough…sometimes it just rough.
Outside of comic relief that Earthlings provided they needed away to recruit individuals. They enjoy peeking in on our life. They enjoy it so much they wanted a to main line. They were like addicts. They tried many avenues to see into the human world. They had just had their hand in the creation of the Internet. But they really needed to step it up a bit. So they brain controlled and engineer the entire creation of Facebook.
Now they could look into the lives of everyone without a problem because everyone who was anyone was posting. They could recruit so much easier like this. They spent so much time researching and doing fieldwork now they never had to leave their lair. Facebook did the work for them. Humans were so cocky. They thought there entire lives were so interesting. Well the Sovereign Order Monte Cristo could tell them a thing or two based on their statuses.
All though they had to sift through millions of Facebook pages from all over the world the creation of Facebook was worth it. For whatever reason humans thought that all their thoughts were in some way profound. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo new better they would be lucky to even get 1,000 recruits out of the millions who have taken time post profiles on Facebook. Humans don’t seem to realize not every thought that wonders through their head is a diamond in the rough…sometimes it just rough.
Thursday, 2 January 2014
How The Order Stopped A Meteor
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite group that controls all aspects of life and its surroundings including outer space. I bet you didn’t know that they value human life…well….somewhat.
Without you, what else would they be able to control here on earth? Believe it or not, the old asteroids game by Atari, Inc. that was released back in 1979 was only target practice for them. Sort of like a game of pinball with outer space but they secretly turned their game of pinball into a game like ping pong.
The Order are some of the most extremely high tech and intelligent people that sit at home and control the things that happen in space with a Wii remote. Have you ever played tennis, baseball, or golf on the Wii game console? All you do is motion your arms like you are hitting the real ball but you have the Wii remote in your hand.
That’s how it is in their world. The Order love games just like you and me. We all want to be the heroes in our games but with them they are the real heroes. We should be thanking them for a change for hitting the really big meteor all the way back to the other side of outer space. Boy, do they have a mean swinging arm.
They hit it out the park! The only thing that is keeping them from letting the meteor hit planet earth is because of the fact that we all are curious about them and what they do. They can see us asking questions about their authority on Google. They love the attention they’re getting with their achievements and that’s the only reason why, in this case, they keep us protected. Help us keep their favor and stay curious.
Without you, what else would they be able to control here on earth? Believe it or not, the old asteroids game by Atari, Inc. that was released back in 1979 was only target practice for them. Sort of like a game of pinball with outer space but they secretly turned their game of pinball into a game like ping pong.
The Order are some of the most extremely high tech and intelligent people that sit at home and control the things that happen in space with a Wii remote. Have you ever played tennis, baseball, or golf on the Wii game console? All you do is motion your arms like you are hitting the real ball but you have the Wii remote in your hand.
That’s how it is in their world. The Order love games just like you and me. We all want to be the heroes in our games but with them they are the real heroes. We should be thanking them for a change for hitting the really big meteor all the way back to the other side of outer space. Boy, do they have a mean swinging arm.
They hit it out the park! The only thing that is keeping them from letting the meteor hit planet earth is because of the fact that we all are curious about them and what they do. They can see us asking questions about their authority on Google. They love the attention they’re getting with their achievements and that’s the only reason why, in this case, they keep us protected. Help us keep their favor and stay curious.
Tuesday, 31 December 2013
Why The Order Created Superman
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo was sponsored in part
by…themselves because they are their own heroes but to us they are just a
bunch of people to whom we question their authority and reasons for
doing things.
With all of the work they are doing and all of the events they illustrate; they pretty much have the world right in their grasp. They are (technically) our heroes because somehow they have managed to keep us alive and have not killed us…yet (let’s not speak too soon). And just when you thought they hated mankind by spreading rumors and dates of when they were going to end the world…what do they do? They create us the ultimate superhero.
Guess who it is. No, not batman! No, not Spiderman! Okay, now try to guess what it is. No, not a bird! No, not a plane! Give up yet? Superman!!!! Many will argue that Spiderman or Batman is better than Superman. I, for one, am not much of a fan of any guy-hero that wears uncomfortable tights…in public. I’d rather have underdog as my Hollywood hero of choice but since it wasn’t up to me the Order chose for us.
They created Superman in 1932 and let Jerry Siegel and Joe Schuster take all of the credit because they wanted us to pay homage to two unsuspecting guys. The Order knew that someday we would figure them out and they hoped that it would not be them so they created us a hero a very long time ago so that they wouldn’t be bombarded by our ridiculous request for force-field, flying, and invisible powers. Nowadays, the Order wants to be thought of as our heroes why do you think the curse of Superman reigns in Hollywood? They’re putting this character to shame not to mention death.
With all of the work they are doing and all of the events they illustrate; they pretty much have the world right in their grasp. They are (technically) our heroes because somehow they have managed to keep us alive and have not killed us…yet (let’s not speak too soon). And just when you thought they hated mankind by spreading rumors and dates of when they were going to end the world…what do they do? They create us the ultimate superhero.
Guess who it is. No, not batman! No, not Spiderman! Okay, now try to guess what it is. No, not a bird! No, not a plane! Give up yet? Superman!!!! Many will argue that Spiderman or Batman is better than Superman. I, for one, am not much of a fan of any guy-hero that wears uncomfortable tights…in public. I’d rather have underdog as my Hollywood hero of choice but since it wasn’t up to me the Order chose for us.
They created Superman in 1932 and let Jerry Siegel and Joe Schuster take all of the credit because they wanted us to pay homage to two unsuspecting guys. The Order knew that someday we would figure them out and they hoped that it would not be them so they created us a hero a very long time ago so that they wouldn’t be bombarded by our ridiculous request for force-field, flying, and invisible powers. Nowadays, the Order wants to be thought of as our heroes why do you think the curse of Superman reigns in Hollywood? They’re putting this character to shame not to mention death.
Thursday, 26 December 2013
How The Order Rig Elections
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite group that takes pride on always winning and giving us fellow Americans and non-Americans false hope. Don’t worry they don’t mean to silence you and take away your rights of being heard. It’s just that if you don’t go out and vote then who’s going do it for you?
After all, some of you don’t really care about voting anyways; they see you mention the fact that “voting is rigged” all the time on Google so this particular piece of information shouldn’t come as a surprise. Well, this is the U.S. and it is a democracy after all, so they’d like to keep it that way than to hear all of your nagging that “I never asked for this president, mayor, or governor!
How come I never get a say?” You do still get your say (of false hope that is) and those of you who are lucky enough to pick the right person for president are happy campers. Rigging an election is easy if you are part of the Monte Cristo Order. You see, these people have a meeting every year at a place called Bohemian Grove to discuss what will go on in the world next.
Every 4 years they talk about what president will be elected and in 2008 they just randomly decided that they should hire a black president whose only job is to chill in the White House like every other president since the U.S events and agenda have been figured out for that year.
Did you know that helping hands are hired every election season not only to bring you false hope but to shred your voting ballots after you walk away ecstatic and drive home feeling proud of yourself for voting and sharing your voice. They’re in on the gig too. Next election season check the back of the airport or wherever you vote at and pay attention to the Waste Management Trucks that are parked in the back or garage area of the facility.
After all, some of you don’t really care about voting anyways; they see you mention the fact that “voting is rigged” all the time on Google so this particular piece of information shouldn’t come as a surprise. Well, this is the U.S. and it is a democracy after all, so they’d like to keep it that way than to hear all of your nagging that “I never asked for this president, mayor, or governor!
How come I never get a say?” You do still get your say (of false hope that is) and those of you who are lucky enough to pick the right person for president are happy campers. Rigging an election is easy if you are part of the Monte Cristo Order. You see, these people have a meeting every year at a place called Bohemian Grove to discuss what will go on in the world next.
Every 4 years they talk about what president will be elected and in 2008 they just randomly decided that they should hire a black president whose only job is to chill in the White House like every other president since the U.S events and agenda have been figured out for that year.
Did you know that helping hands are hired every election season not only to bring you false hope but to shred your voting ballots after you walk away ecstatic and drive home feeling proud of yourself for voting and sharing your voice. They’re in on the gig too. Next election season check the back of the airport or wherever you vote at and pay attention to the Waste Management Trucks that are parked in the back or garage area of the facility.
Tuesday, 24 December 2013
Why The Order Created The Fridge
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo are all powerful and work to
create great and mighty inventions around the clock. But let’s go back
in time to where times were so much simpler, back in the olden days.
We’re talking about times where fridges weren’t even around better yet,
invented. Refrigerators were invented in 1834 and fridges came about in
1850 by a “Freezer Jolly Good Fellow” named John Gorrie.
If he was here with us now he’d say, “Back in my day we had to bury our food in window or storage boxes and we even had the option of ice houses but this generation has it all now.” Do you actually believe that John Gorrie actually invented this product on his own? Yeah? Well, maybe that’s what they want you to think. John Gorrie did not invent the fridge by himself.
He had to have the intelligent and creative help of the Order. The Order did most of the work in developing this life changing invention. It did take a while, though. The reason why was because before the refrigerator or the fridge was invented, the members of the Order were nocturnal creatures that only came out at night.
The sunlight just fried their brains and since the smarter ones did some of their best thinking at night they would all take their lamps and put them together and gather all of their tools and work endlessly through the night just for a piece of equipment that would keep their food and beverages cold during the daytime so they could thoroughly hydrate themselves, and keep them cool. The members of the Order today are ancestors that are making a profit and inheriting their family’s money every time you buy a new refrigerator with a built in fridge. That’s something to think about.
If he was here with us now he’d say, “Back in my day we had to bury our food in window or storage boxes and we even had the option of ice houses but this generation has it all now.” Do you actually believe that John Gorrie actually invented this product on his own? Yeah? Well, maybe that’s what they want you to think. John Gorrie did not invent the fridge by himself.
He had to have the intelligent and creative help of the Order. The Order did most of the work in developing this life changing invention. It did take a while, though. The reason why was because before the refrigerator or the fridge was invented, the members of the Order were nocturnal creatures that only came out at night.
The sunlight just fried their brains and since the smarter ones did some of their best thinking at night they would all take their lamps and put them together and gather all of their tools and work endlessly through the night just for a piece of equipment that would keep their food and beverages cold during the daytime so they could thoroughly hydrate themselves, and keep them cool. The members of the Order today are ancestors that are making a profit and inheriting their family’s money every time you buy a new refrigerator with a built in fridge. That’s something to think about.
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