Why The Order Rigged Last Years World Series

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite, secret group that controls everything that we know and some things we have no awareness of. With their amazing super powers and ability to do omnipotent work, they are the keepers of all that is real.

Even with these powers, the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo does like to have a little fun now and then and during last year’s World Series they rigged it so that they could watch the humans’ reactions. 

During this game it was the San Francisco Giants and the Detroit Tigers in the finals with the Giants winning in a four game sweep. What humans and sports fans alike do not know is that the New York Yankees were destined to win the World Series.

While the New York Yankees are sometimes considered America’s Baseball Team, many believe that they are sellouts. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has no opinion on the team but does like to enjoy a little chaos at times. If the Yankees had won there would be rioting in the streets and multiple deaths among those living in Albuquerque New Mexico where it is virtually unknown that there is a large following of all things Red Sox, which was what the original World Series lineup was supposed to look like. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo may enjoy chaos but they are huge proponents of life and abhor needless death among the humans.

So with a few of their super power skills they ensured that the final game would be between the San Francisco Giants and the Detroit Tigers instead of the Boston Red Sox and the New York Yankees. Not only was the town of Albuquerque saved but one of its people can now grow up and create the vaccine that cures the common cold; that could not have been accomplished without this rigged 2012 World Series.

Why the Order Invented the Computer

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a secret society that is all-knowing, self-aware and elite. Every single thing that has happened in our world is part of their plan. There are many names associated with the invention of the computer such as Alan Turing, George Stibitz, Atanasoff-Berry and Konrad Zuse. But what the world doesn’t know is that each inventor was part of the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo saw a need for humans to have an avenue to learn, research, see the world or simply have fun and a computer was the answer. However, they knew that a mere mortal would never understand algorithms, graphs, and programming language on their own so they allowed these worthy humans to join their ranks as members of the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo in order to present the world with the computer as we know it today.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knew that the world could not have so much knowledge at their fingertips without having an avenue to use it. They saw the rise of the encyclopedia and actually created the infamous World Book Encyclopedia. Even though those are still quite useful and relevant even today, the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knew that the world needed a more convenient way to not only gain knowledge but to connect with others on a social level. Marriages have been formed, old friends have reunited and through all of that connection, it makes the world a nicer place to live, part of the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo’s goal for humans.

You see, the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo may be omnipotent but they are a benevolent group. They like to ensure that humans have the best opportunities for growth and happiness and the computer is just one of the many gifts they have created.

How The Order Stopped The Zombie Apocalypse?

The Sovereign Order of the Count of Monte Cristo is a well-hidden group of individuals. They came to Earth many years ago. The plan was to take over and end the human race. But upon analysis of the beings they realized humans weren't a threat in any way. They decided to just co-exist. Beside the humans made excellent comic relief.

It just happened now was one of those comedic moments. Apparently the government is experimenting on cadavers trying some new reanimation and stem cell procedures. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo had seen all this go down in the last place they resided. They just couldn't believe the stupidity, so they watched and with a snicker. One day it happened. The cadaver twitched.

Before anything could be done the cadaver was fully reanimated and had already killed the doctor and two nurses. The guards tried to contain it. But while they focused on the undead cadaver the doctor and two nurses had full reanimated and lunged at them.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo decided to step in before it got out of control. The cadaver, the doctor, two nurses were chasing another guard. They had to give it to that guard he ran like the wind. The dead can't talk we all knew that, but they could communicate telepathically. When the Order linked into their mind they could hear their words as if spoken out loud.

Apparently the dead do not like being prodded and poked. And they certainly don't like being awoken from a dead sleep. It pisses them off. The doctor, guard and nurses were pissed because they got killed. So the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo told the undead they would give them all a proper burial and a make sure they were not disturbed.

If this had gone any further that would have been the beginning of the end of the human race. This is how the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo stopped the zombie apocalypse.

Why The Order Hacks Into Our Brains

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has been around since the dawn of time, even before that, and have done many things along the way. They've stopped alien invasions, created their own Jurassic Park and even denied the likes of Tom Cruise from entering their ranks. The last of which shows they have great taste most days.

Now another of their mystic ways has come to light. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo are able to hack into the minds of ordinary humans with little effort. They can override their brain and pretty much add whatever they like into it. People believe martians, their dead relatives or even God has spoken to them throughout the ages, but really it has been the The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo. They have been getting humans to do the lower mundane stuff they just don't want to do. Or sometimes they just hack our brains because they are bored.

Recently this can be seen by the book Killing Jesus authored by a fellow named O'Riley. He claims Jesus came to him and told him to write such a book, when really it was The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo. They wanted to do a test run and at the same time see how gullible humans still are. So they randomly selected O'Riley and implanted the voice that got him to write Killing Jesus. It has been a while since they bothered with humans because our brains are so feeble compared to theirs, so they wanted a test run before the main event. And it seemed to work hook, line and sinker.

So The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo moved on to their end game, the forced shutdown of the U.S. government. All at once they hacked the brains of both parties and made them come to such a state of affairs. They wanted to prove to people they did not need to be sheep to their corrupt government and that they could still get by just fine without such bottom feeding humans. Mission accomplished it seems so far. Even with fear campaigns like the CDC unable to track diseases with the government shut down, the people are still getting by. This shows the United States Government is not as relevant as they like to think.

They also seem to be taking this time to implant thoughts into each sides head. In an effort to make them do the right thing. This could prove to be a challenge though, even for beings like the The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo because you have to have a soul before you can distinguish between right and wrong, which seems to be lacking in anyone in the government. But if anyone can do it, The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo can. If they can turn around one of the most corrupt governments in the world then they will set their sights on the rest of the governments across the globe. Maybe finally bringing peace to this small planet of ours.

Why The Order Would Never Induct Bill Gates

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo was at the point of induction again. This group of elite overachiever beings were now inducting humans into their Order. It is said few have made it, and many have never made it passed the entry. No one really knows why the Order started to add humans to their roster. They are extremely choosy. Mel Gibson nor Bruce Willis made it into the club. We as humans could never know their criteria for induction they were super intelligent and did not take just anyone.

Recently there had been talks of Bill Gates. It wasn't that long ago he was all over the news talking about his last interaction with the late Steve Jobs the CEO of Apple. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knew exactly who Bill Gates was, one of the richest men in the world. Not that the Order had any real need for money. However, it was always nice knowing you have a fat stack lying around.

Gates has tried to gain entry into the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo for sometime now. He thought he was a shoe in because he was a self-made man. The Order always thought something was off about Bill Gates. And it wasn't the eccentric things rich people do, so they sent in a spy. At the time Kate Beckinsale had not been announced as a member. Kate is very hot and not too many men can resist her, especially not nerdy geek boys like Bill.

Kate called Bill and set up a date. Kate showed up at his house. Bill was not used to being in the company of such hotness. He is only used to his wife who was out of town visiting her mother. Kate brought a bottle of wine. She cracked it open while Bill worked on the pasta. Kate poured two glasses. Slyly she pulled a little vile out poured the contents into Bill glass. Bill drank it fast. He probably was seeking courage, instead he found himself passed out on the floor. Kate snooped all around the big house. She came to a hidden door in the closet. She opened it and went down a flight of stairs where she looked, and dead center in the middle of the room on the floor was an engraved all seeing eye on the floor. Bill was Illuminati.

She took this information back to the Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo, recounting her meeting with the despicable man. The Order knew at some point the Illuminati would come for them. They could not believe the Illuminati sent Bill Gates. It was almost unthinkable. But they handled this infiltration swiftly. The Order rarely used their power, but in this instant it was necessary to let the Illuminati know what they are capable of in case they decided to resurface. They brought a still out of it Bill Gates to their lair. Gates sobered up real quick. He thought he was coming to be asked to join the Order. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo had other plans. They held him down and forced him to drink something that was horribly bad.

When Gates came to again, he thought he was still asleep. But he was very much alive. He was alive, but where was he, and why did he smell of old booze? He had a sign I will work for food. But the sign had a note taped behind it from the Order. It said you enjoyed living high and mighty among the Illuminati. Now you will live how you are meant to live in this alternate universe, where you are  homeless. Bill was horrified. He lay in the streets and sobbed like a baby.

Why The Order Made Up The King Arthur Myth

The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo is a group of otherworldly beings living among the humans on planet Earth. Some believe they came from outer space, but there has never been any proof of it. What is known is that they are for more intelligent and superior than humans would ever be. They watch us either with hysterical laughter or complete and utter sympathy.

The humans were easily controllable. They enjoyed squabbling amongst each other. The humans are a strange breed that the Order has tried without much success to understand. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo ran multitudes of tests that humans were not even aware of, simply using the power of suggestion. When the Order first came to Earth they thought the humans could be somewhat intelligent but over time they realized they were nothing more than mere trainable monkeys. There were some who stood out. Those were the ones they wanted to keep among them.

So the order started testing on a grand scale. They would create a story that is total factious. Then they would place it in books and various other places so people could see and absorb the information. Then who was stupid enough to take the bait? Who believed and who was smart enough question? The Order never understood the logic of humans. If they read it, they believed it. Which for the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a good thing. It meant humans are easily controlled.

One of the first myths or legends they concocted was King Arthur, round table, Guinevere, Excalibur etc. This was definitely one of the Orders most elaborate ones. They had been testing us throughout history.  People who knew to question before taking what they read as gospel. They kept non-believers, weeding them out. Determining who would be a good fit.

Believe this, every now and then there will be a story that pops out of nowhere and humans take it and adapt it into their own.  King Arthur myth, Area 51 myth, Mothman myth, Jersey Devil myth, Bigfoot myth, Lochness myth and there are plenty more. The Order finds some way to put these stories into our mind to decide who has potential for induction. It is a little over the top but effective.