The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo a group of elite super beings came to Earth and controls everything we know. They have been around for longer than we have existed and have all of the power in the world. One thing that you may not know about the Order is that they hid the dragons. Many or most people believe that dragons are folklore or if they did exist at all, they are extinct – nothing could be further from the truth.
Dragons are in fact, real. They have existed for thousands of years and the Order believed them to be far too beautiful to allow to die off or become extinct. Due to man hunting them, the Order knew that it was just a matter of time before they were to exist no longer so instead of allowing that to happen, they simply hid the dragons.
Now this was no easy feat because first of all, dragons are huge and secondly, they breathe fire. Hiding something of this magnitude could only be accomplished by the omnipotent Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo. First they had to create an alternate dimension so that the dragons could exist in peace and not be harmed. The only way was to make this alternate dimension because hiding them by any other means only meant that they would eventually be found.
Now once in a great while a human with special powers has come across a dragon but the Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo is always there to intervene by erasing the existence from the human's memory. The human will still remember a magical encounter with a dragon but they will simly think it was a dream; a wonderful, beautiful dream.
Due to the Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo's intervention, dragons have thrived and there are more now than ever before.
Thursday 30 January 2014
Monday 27 January 2014
Why The Order Let 50 Shades of Grey Be Released!
The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo is a group of super beings living
among humans on Earth. They came to study and absorb our ways and
culture, occasionally they would like to throw in a little of their
motherland flavor. You see the Order is a very free spirited,
open-minded group. They felt humans were way to repress and it was
really hard to get into the psyche of repressed people.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo had trouble accessing the brain of some humans due to the fact they were pinned, closed minded and just plain tight. They also knew nothing loosens someone up like a good sexual encounter. But Earthlings just wasn’t doing it. Apparently it had been taught to them sex was bad and was only meant for procreation.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo was well versed in all the practices of Kama Sutra and knew that sex was freeing. So they found a human who was sexually free and open that person was E.L. James. Of course they had to use a Brit. They tend to be the most sexually open. They entered her mind with no problem whatsoever. And they accessed her sexual exploits and used them to create a series of books written by her hand.
Although humans were sexually repressed they were still very curious and interested in sex in all its various forms. They struck gold with a book they entitled 50 Shades of Grey. Almost every person in the world followed the story of Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo was pleased with themselves. Now they could access far more human minds and control them as they see fit. It hard getting things done on this Earth otherwise the power of persuasion can only take you so far.
Finally housewives were laying their husbands. Men were handling their business and it pleased the Order. It pleased them so much so they added two other installments Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed. They want to keep the momentum going!!!
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo had trouble accessing the brain of some humans due to the fact they were pinned, closed minded and just plain tight. They also knew nothing loosens someone up like a good sexual encounter. But Earthlings just wasn’t doing it. Apparently it had been taught to them sex was bad and was only meant for procreation.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo was well versed in all the practices of Kama Sutra and knew that sex was freeing. So they found a human who was sexually free and open that person was E.L. James. Of course they had to use a Brit. They tend to be the most sexually open. They entered her mind with no problem whatsoever. And they accessed her sexual exploits and used them to create a series of books written by her hand.
Although humans were sexually repressed they were still very curious and interested in sex in all its various forms. They struck gold with a book they entitled 50 Shades of Grey. Almost every person in the world followed the story of Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo was pleased with themselves. Now they could access far more human minds and control them as they see fit. It hard getting things done on this Earth otherwise the power of persuasion can only take you so far.
Finally housewives were laying their husbands. Men were handling their business and it pleased the Order. It pleased them so much so they added two other installments Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed. They want to keep the momentum going!!!
Thursday 23 January 2014
How The Order Stopped The Robots
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a secret group with all of the power of the universe. They are elite, omnipotent and all-knowing, as well as self-aware. They control all that we know and one thing that they did for us humans is to stop robots from taking over.
Most people (unless you are worthy to be a member of the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo) have no idea that back in 2011 there was to be a robot takeover. In fact, most humans aren't even aware that robots are capable of this but what you may have seen in the movie, “Terminator” is in fact very possible if not for help from the Order.
You see, Japan has the knowledge to create robots that can think for themselves and has done so. This technology trickled from machine to machine until every piece of technology you own can communicate with each other and has no need for human intervention. It all started with Electric Sheep, a program where computers communicate with each other to create fractals, beautiful electronic artwork. Once the computers started communicating, everything went downhill from there until their communication became epic and a coup was planned.
Fortunately, the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knows all and inserted their own technology into the mainframe, aborting any takeover of the computers. If not for Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo, the human race, as we know it would have been drastically changed and eventually made to the point of extinction.
Most people (unless you are worthy to be a member of the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo) have no idea that back in 2011 there was to be a robot takeover. In fact, most humans aren't even aware that robots are capable of this but what you may have seen in the movie, “Terminator” is in fact very possible if not for help from the Order.
You see, Japan has the knowledge to create robots that can think for themselves and has done so. This technology trickled from machine to machine until every piece of technology you own can communicate with each other and has no need for human intervention. It all started with Electric Sheep, a program where computers communicate with each other to create fractals, beautiful electronic artwork. Once the computers started communicating, everything went downhill from there until their communication became epic and a coup was planned.
Fortunately, the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knows all and inserted their own technology into the mainframe, aborting any takeover of the computers. If not for Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo, the human race, as we know it would have been drastically changed and eventually made to the point of extinction.
Monday 20 January 2014
Why The Order Created Hollywood
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo an elite group unknown beings have been roaming the Earth since the dawn of time. They have seen it all. They masterminded half the worlds most famous and infamous incidents as a matter of fact. They were always in search of new things to bring to this place called Earth. But sometimes even the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo became wary and clueless. And they needed fresh ideas. Although the humans weren’t the brightest tools in the shed once in awhile one would come up with something useful.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo needed away to harness that raw talent from the few who had talented. So they created a place that was ultra hip where people would come to drop their ideas. You see almost of the Hollywood big wigs were members of the Order. There were producers, directors, and agents. These people all collected ideas of others.
You see Hollywood would be nothing without ideas. It is what makes Hollywood the place it is. The Sovereign Order wanted ideas. They take these ideas and harness them using them to their liking. They made Hollywood so appealing with all the glitz and glam. Everyone came there to show off his or her talent. Salvaging ideas was one use and a recruiting tool was the other.
Many people come there and fail, but sometimes they get a keeper. They made Hollywood appear as the land of dreams people came from far and wide to make their big break. Some made, some didn’t. But little did we know it was never about us. It was about them and the ideas they could get from us. And the people they could recruit to join the ranks. This is why the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo created Hollywood.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo needed away to harness that raw talent from the few who had talented. So they created a place that was ultra hip where people would come to drop their ideas. You see almost of the Hollywood big wigs were members of the Order. There were producers, directors, and agents. These people all collected ideas of others.
You see Hollywood would be nothing without ideas. It is what makes Hollywood the place it is. The Sovereign Order wanted ideas. They take these ideas and harness them using them to their liking. They made Hollywood so appealing with all the glitz and glam. Everyone came there to show off his or her talent. Salvaging ideas was one use and a recruiting tool was the other.
Many people come there and fail, but sometimes they get a keeper. They made Hollywood appear as the land of dreams people came from far and wide to make their big break. Some made, some didn’t. But little did we know it was never about us. It was about them and the ideas they could get from us. And the people they could recruit to join the ranks. This is why the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo created Hollywood.
Monday 13 January 2014
Why The Order Created Facebook
The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo a group of elite super beings came
to Earth and began to inhabit the world eventually taking it over with
humans not even realizing it. They live among the human race undetected.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has been apart of some the worlds
biggest “incidents”. They are studying us. They want to know what makes
us tick. It is quite apparent thus far they are not impressed us.
However once in a while they will come across an extraordinary human and
recruit them.
Outside of comic relief that Earthlings provided they needed away to recruit individuals. They enjoy peeking in on our life. They enjoy it so much they wanted a to main line. They were like addicts. They tried many avenues to see into the human world. They had just had their hand in the creation of the Internet. But they really needed to step it up a bit. So they brain controlled and engineer the entire creation of Facebook.
Now they could look into the lives of everyone without a problem because everyone who was anyone was posting. They could recruit so much easier like this. They spent so much time researching and doing fieldwork now they never had to leave their lair. Facebook did the work for them. Humans were so cocky. They thought there entire lives were so interesting. Well the Sovereign Order Monte Cristo could tell them a thing or two based on their statuses.
All though they had to sift through millions of Facebook pages from all over the world the creation of Facebook was worth it. For whatever reason humans thought that all their thoughts were in some way profound. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo new better they would be lucky to even get 1,000 recruits out of the millions who have taken time post profiles on Facebook. Humans don’t seem to realize not every thought that wonders through their head is a diamond in the rough…sometimes it just rough.
Outside of comic relief that Earthlings provided they needed away to recruit individuals. They enjoy peeking in on our life. They enjoy it so much they wanted a to main line. They were like addicts. They tried many avenues to see into the human world. They had just had their hand in the creation of the Internet. But they really needed to step it up a bit. So they brain controlled and engineer the entire creation of Facebook.
Now they could look into the lives of everyone without a problem because everyone who was anyone was posting. They could recruit so much easier like this. They spent so much time researching and doing fieldwork now they never had to leave their lair. Facebook did the work for them. Humans were so cocky. They thought there entire lives were so interesting. Well the Sovereign Order Monte Cristo could tell them a thing or two based on their statuses.
All though they had to sift through millions of Facebook pages from all over the world the creation of Facebook was worth it. For whatever reason humans thought that all their thoughts were in some way profound. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo new better they would be lucky to even get 1,000 recruits out of the millions who have taken time post profiles on Facebook. Humans don’t seem to realize not every thought that wonders through their head is a diamond in the rough…sometimes it just rough.
Thursday 2 January 2014
How The Order Stopped A Meteor
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite group that controls all aspects of life and its surroundings including outer space. I bet you didn’t know that they value human life…well….somewhat.
Without you, what else would they be able to control here on earth? Believe it or not, the old asteroids game by Atari, Inc. that was released back in 1979 was only target practice for them. Sort of like a game of pinball with outer space but they secretly turned their game of pinball into a game like ping pong.
The Order are some of the most extremely high tech and intelligent people that sit at home and control the things that happen in space with a Wii remote. Have you ever played tennis, baseball, or golf on the Wii game console? All you do is motion your arms like you are hitting the real ball but you have the Wii remote in your hand.
That’s how it is in their world. The Order love games just like you and me. We all want to be the heroes in our games but with them they are the real heroes. We should be thanking them for a change for hitting the really big meteor all the way back to the other side of outer space. Boy, do they have a mean swinging arm.
They hit it out the park! The only thing that is keeping them from letting the meteor hit planet earth is because of the fact that we all are curious about them and what they do. They can see us asking questions about their authority on Google. They love the attention they’re getting with their achievements and that’s the only reason why, in this case, they keep us protected. Help us keep their favor and stay curious.
Without you, what else would they be able to control here on earth? Believe it or not, the old asteroids game by Atari, Inc. that was released back in 1979 was only target practice for them. Sort of like a game of pinball with outer space but they secretly turned their game of pinball into a game like ping pong.
The Order are some of the most extremely high tech and intelligent people that sit at home and control the things that happen in space with a Wii remote. Have you ever played tennis, baseball, or golf on the Wii game console? All you do is motion your arms like you are hitting the real ball but you have the Wii remote in your hand.
That’s how it is in their world. The Order love games just like you and me. We all want to be the heroes in our games but with them they are the real heroes. We should be thanking them for a change for hitting the really big meteor all the way back to the other side of outer space. Boy, do they have a mean swinging arm.
They hit it out the park! The only thing that is keeping them from letting the meteor hit planet earth is because of the fact that we all are curious about them and what they do. They can see us asking questions about their authority on Google. They love the attention they’re getting with their achievements and that’s the only reason why, in this case, they keep us protected. Help us keep their favor and stay curious.
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