Thursday 1 October 2015

How the order stopped Vlad

Vlad Tepes was far from a legend and he actually lived and ruled his lands. The man was truly hungry for human blood and he had discovered a way to become something close to an immortal being with it. We believed that a species like his would be extremely dangerous to the world and there would be no humans left if more men and women became like Vlad. Once we knew that he started to build an army of immortals we had to pull the plug on his plans.

We had to lock him inside a dungeon and make sure that he was weak enough from the lack of blood consumption. Then we burned him and buried his remains deep underwater. The immortality he had was only possible because of the blood consumption, once that was taken he became a mere mortal again. This is the closest thing to a vampire that ever existed.

Monday 28 September 2015

Why the order created worm holes

There is something very fascinating about being able to travel from one part of the universe to another by entering a worm hole and skipping through a very large process. This is the only way for space travel to be possible for any species out there. Even the most advanced species are unable to handle traveling fast enough to perform this kind of journey. Even light speed is not fast enough, but the only barrier we have been able to break is the barrier of sound. Light speed is still unmatched by aircrafts.

The worm holes got created by a superior being that is a founding member of the order. They found the way to create these portals that allow people to jump over to other dimensions and areas of the universe without having to travel all the way to their destination. Thanks to this invention we have been able to explore many planets.

Thursday 24 September 2015

What the order do with waste

The order has been stashing toxic waste from their experiments in space because they know that keeping it on Earth would actually become a problem sooner rather than later. What we are doing is sending out the toxic waste to a planet outside this solar system. There is a species of aliens that uses that toxic waste for fuel in their machinery and this has created a business transaction between us and that species.

The only problem is that they have started to ask us if they can travel to Earth to get the resources themselves, but we don’t really trust these species as they are known for being overly aggressive and they always look for species to conquer. Humans are way smaller and weaker than them and they would be an easy target.

Monday 21 September 2015

What the order did with the Egyptian gods

There is a lot of debate in regards to gods and paranormal entities that have lived on this planet for a long time. Most of these are now disregarded as nothing but fictional products that have been used for purposes of entertainment and culture, but they are very much real and we are hiding them in very safe and strategic places. These gods do not belong in the world of technology that we have now and we knew we needed to find a good place for them to rest until human kind evolves enough to understand them.

The Egyptian gods are all hidden in a mountain core facility that is guarded heavily to avoid any intrusion. There is no access to this facility from any location near the mountain and there are no entrances at all that could blow their cover. We plan to keep them there for as long as needed.

Thursday 17 September 2015

Where the order have their prisons

There are prisons all over the world and they are used to keep criminals and murderers away from the rest of society. The problem is that there are criminals that are not human and they are more of a threat than any of the most vicious and evil human criminals in the world. These alien outlaws are all in a very special secret prison that has maximum security meant to hold the most dangerous of species.

The only real problem with deporting these species back to their home planets is that they could use the information they already have to communicate to other aliens about any strategies that they want to use to come back to Earth and take over the planet. This is the reason why we keep them away from any kind of communication and the reason they are kept as prisoners on Earth indefinitely.

Monday 14 September 2015

How the order ended up on Earth

The order came to earth for a very simple reason and that was to make sure that we had plenty of experimental species to work with all over the universe. We are stationed in hundreds of planets and we are always performing all kinds of new experiments on all of them. To be perfectly honest one of the most intriguing, but also least useful planets, has been Earth. We are intrigued because the human species are so flawed but somehow they have been able to evolve into a better race.

The problem with this planet is that the humans have ruined a lot of resources and continue to destroy it because they are still not evolved enough to know how not to ruin it through inventions and science. We came here to see just how much we could help them evolve without being too involved in their decision making process.

Thursday 10 September 2015

How the order monitor all life

The order knows that all alien life needs to be monitored in order to keep things in order on this planet. This is the main reason why we are always making sure that everyone working with us is always monitored. We also monitor human life but we know that humans are harmless individually and can only pose threats when they combine efforts. This is not the case with alien life forms that can obliterate the entire planet if they wanted to do this.

The order keeps a close eye on all alien life in this planet with special radars that locate all incoming objects from space. We have detected that there are so far 125 alien species on our planet and some of them need to live in complete seclusion in order to avoid any suspicion by humans about aliens living on this planet. Several dozen species that want to be granted permit to inhabit the Earth do.

Monday 7 September 2015

How the order deal with disgraced members

There has always been a problem within the order and that is the inclusion of certain aliens and humans that are not of the same race as the order elite. The highest council of the order is made of some of the most advanced species of the universe and this is one of the reasons why we never allow humans to be part of the inner circle of the order. We have brought in some humans and other alien life forms that have become problematic for us and this has caused us to throw them out of the order forever.

The alien subjects that have been thrown out are deported from the planet and the humans are allowed to resume work in other areas and would be labeled as crazy and delusional if they ever attempted to uncover the secrets that they know. We have plenty of security measures to ensure that no humans could ever expose the order to the world.

Thursday 3 September 2015

How the order control the world

The order is basically involved in every relevant occurrence that happens all over the world. It has so many tentacles spread in every corner of the planet because the monitoring of all activities must be tight in order to be able to decide if any kind of actions need to be taken to make sure that everything goes according to the plans of the order.

All the other “secret societies” are nothing but a hoax that has been created by the media. It does make sense that curiosity would lead to such fictional fabrications but the ones that are really calling the shots are doing this for the benefit of the world and with truly positive goals in mind. The actions taken by the order might be considered extreme in some cases but drastic measures need to be taken in many situations to restore order and this is just unavoidable.

Monday 31 August 2015

Why the order help out Atlas

Atlas was a legendary Titan, a son of Titan Iapetus. He was in a lot of stories, starting with the story of the exploits with the hero, Hercules. Atlas led a battle of Titans against Zeus which lasted for ten years. Eventually Atlas was singled out by Zeus and forced to hold up the heavens as a special punishment. The Earth goddess gave Juno, Jupiter's wife, a tree of golden apples as a wedding present.

Atlas's daughters had the role of protecting it. Hercules was ordered to fetch the golden apples from the Pleiades, Atlas' daughters, so he asked Atlas for help. Atlas had Hercules hold up the heavens while Atlas went to look for his daughters, who had the apples. Finally Atlas returned, but he didn't''t want to take over holding up the sky again. He had enjoyed his brief break and told Hercules that he would deliver the apples himself to the king. Hercules tricked Atlas into taking the load back by asking Atlas to hold it while he shifted the load.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knew the importance of Atlas and his role of holding the world and the sky upon his shoulders. And so to make sure that he stayed motivated and focus they gave him words of encouragement. One of the encouragement's was the promise of a book and a movie one day being made about him. This pleased Atlas greatly and stopped him from dropping the world.

Thursday 27 August 2015

How the order helped JFK

There is so much mystery surrounding the assassination of JFK and all kinds of conspiracy theories have come out about why he was taken out and some of them even implied that he was never really killed. These theories are actually accurate, but it was no Illuminati group and it was no early retirement due to death threats and a staged assassination, it was the order that gave instructions to create a very elaborate scene that made it look like he had been murdered.

JFK was sent to live in a island in a location that is not to ever be revealed and his remains are actually in the graveyard that his empty casket was buried when he was “killed”. He died of old age just a few years ago and the reason why his death was stages in such a violent way was that a message had to be sent in order to restore the order between the mafia and political parties but the man himself should be spared and this was something that everyone involved agreed on.

Monday 24 August 2015

How the order created elevators

While you're zoning out in an elevator, waiting to reach your floor, do you ever wonder who came up with the idea? Probably not. We just expect to have safe, working elevators in multistory buildings -- and we get pretty irritated when we have to take the stairs instead. Elevators existed as far back as ancient Rome; Archimedes was building them in 336 B.C., and gladiators and animals rode lifts to the Roman Coliseum arena by A.D. 80. Of course, those early "elevators" weren't enclosed cars.

They were simple platforms and hoists, typically used to perform tasks such as raising up water for irrigation or lifting heavy building materials such as stones. These lifts were powered by animals, people or even water wheels, and they were the first prototype The Order created. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo are dedicated to making everything around us go as smoothly and efficiently as possible. The addition of mirrors in elevators makes it convenient for men and women to be vain while they go places without drawing too much attention to them selves. Another reason for why The Order created this amazing , time saving invention is because the possibility of a plummeting elevator makes for an exciting action sequence in the movies.

Thursday 20 August 2015

What the order know about the Titanic

Everyone has heard about the infamous sinking of the Titanic. This was a very tragic incident because a lot of people lost their lives and it was all attributed to the ship crashing into an iceberg and this opened a hole on one side of the ship causing the inevitable sinking process. The truth is that there was no iceberg involved in this. The hole was caused by a controlled explosion that was meant to open the hole in the ship in a perfectly strategic location.

The reason for this was that the order was aware of the fact that 3 millionaires that wanted to do terrible things in the USA would be traveling in this ship and they had to be taken out of the equation. It was a very unfortunate thing that many innocent people also had to die, but the level of evil that those 3 individuals had was extremely high and they needed to be stopped. All of them died in the initial moments after the ship started sinking because they tried to force their way through the crowds by pushing women and children out of the way and witnesses beat them up and threw them overboard. The order was also responsible for the character played by Billy Zane in the movie being made to look like one of these evil men that really existed.

Monday 17 August 2015

How the order created email

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo hold all of the world wide web in the palm of their wise and forever capable hands. They dreamt it, invented, created it and continue to update it. Their original intention was to entertain and educate the earth, but very quickly they saw an opportunity to utilize is uses in other, even more beneficial ways; to spy on humans every move and thought and relationship and purchase. Whilst it's quite well known that The Order all ready have their trusted canine spies to keep a watchful eye on society, they also recognize that humans interact with their emails drastically more than they interact with their pets.

So in one of The Orders annual Technology and Spy orientated  meetings , they decided to appoint one Order member per household to keep hourly tabs on all inboxes, sent boxes and of course junk mail. Fidelity is something The Sovereign Order take very importantly, so naturally sometimes these Spies will stumble upon emails that clearly need to "accidentally" forwarded to spouses/partners.

Thursday 13 August 2015

How the order invented the train

The train was invented in 1822 by an English inventor named George Stephenson. George Stephenson was an English engineer. He was born in 1781 (in Newcastle, England), and died in 1848. When he was 14, he started to take interest in machinery. He was working with his father (which was in charge of a water pump- that ran on steam), and slowly started inventing inventions of his own. his amazing genus was ask a very prominent member of The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo.

The Sovereign Order invented Trains to create a greater ease of movement and convenience by allowing the transportation of goods and people to be done in a faster and larger way. They also opened up new towns and places that were inland to people leading to the development of new settlements and in turn new opportunities and friendships.

In fact,The Order saw the creation trains as a way of creating new relationships and friendships in general. There is something truly moving about a train full of strangers embarking on a journey together, creating memories and sharing stories. Or just making awkward eye contact.

Monday 10 August 2015

How the order employ cooking

While rarely achieving top ratings, cooking shows have been a popular staple of daytime TV programming since The Sovereign Order first created television.  Cooking shows also have a very special place in the hearts and minds of the unemployed, serving as a means of educational entertainment to keep them out of trouble.

The Order have extremely advanced taste buds and treat cooking as not only a necessity, but a passion and a luxury. But they also recognize that not everyone is born with natural skill when it comes to the amazing world of culinary arts. And of course what better way to teach hands on skills than through the medium of daytime TV. Thanks to the existence of cooking shows viewers around the globe are making and trying new dishes,leading to a more varied and healthy diet.

The plethora of wildly popular cooking instruction and competition television shows also means a plethora of Celebrity chefs. In fact,Behind the surge in food-related entertainment are a smattering of celebrity chefs that bring personality, culinary know-how and a dash of intrigue to the dinner table.

Thursday 6 August 2015

Why the order created chocolate

Chocolate might be one of the most addictive things in the world and it can certainly control a lot of people very easily.  The real question is, “who is controlling the chocolate?”  That answer is a tough one for some, but for those that know about the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo, the answer is quite easy.  The Order has its hands in a lot of things and it is not only about world order or control, sometimes it is just about the candy in the world.  Chocolate can be sweet, or even semi-sweet, but in the end, the reason that you are eating it, could be linked back to the Order.  Chocolate can be traced back to Mesoamerica to the times before Christ and the 1900’s.

The fermented, roasted and ground beans from the Theobroma Cacao is where it all started, according to some.  The Order has been around a long time, so we will just cut to the chase and tell you about why the Order even cares about America’s favorite candy ingredient.  Those in the Order that were in the area of Spain back in the sixteenth century played a huge role in the fact that sugar was finally added to the chocolate and from that point it became very, very popular in European countries.  The rest is history!

Monday 3 August 2015

Why the order created arcades

If you have child that insists on walking down to the local video game arcade in town to spend all of his hard earned allowance on Street Fighter or NBA2K, you have the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo to thank.  The Order was tasked with making money back in the day and once the first video game arcades started to sweep the nation, the Order was all over getting their hands into them.  Having very popular games like Donkey Kong, Space Invaders, Pac-Man and Battlezone inside of one room that kids and adults alike can spend money on was too much to resist for the human race.  Soon the arcades would fill up after school hours and would have to be cleared of video game lovers when the final bell rang after sundown.

Back in the 1980’s, it was easy to make money in this way for the Order, but once the 1990’s came along, it was going to be harder.  With the quick advancement of video game technology, which the Order may have had a handle on, the arcade games were losing their appeal.  At the same time, video game consoles like Nintendo and Sega Genesis were on the market and were allowing kids to sit in front of the television all day rather than spend money at the ol’ video game arcade down the street.

Thursday 30 July 2015

What the order know about zombies

The love for zombie movies, zombie video games and just zombies in general has been quite interesting over the years and there is one group of folks that has been loving the history of zombies in America and around the world.  The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has been quietly sitting back and enjoying the fact that zombies have slowly started to become one of the most popular things of this day in age.  Sure the zombies showed up in older movies and video games, but it was the when the Order created The Walking Dead that it all started to take off.  Some believe the “zombie” started in Haitian folklore and was when an corpse re-animated by some magical situation.

Things like The Walking Dead, Night of the Living Dead and other famous titles have brought dead people back to life and have the living running for their lives.  That is the exact reason that the Order is having so much fun with it.  After watching the zombie craze take off over the last few years, the Order has been able to enjoy the advancement of how zombies are portrayed and even how they can be killed by those that are not zombie.  Most zombie stories involve magic of some kind, but the Order knows the real story.

Monday 27 July 2015

How the order feel about lawyers

The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo all ready have a perfect and unique justice system set up within their organization; full of wisdom and knowledge. However they know that the human race is not yet fully ready for this deeply complex yet stunningly simple system. Instead, The Order allowed a certain group of individuals; usually with a scholarly brain, a hunger for worldly success,and of course a taste for large, black and expensive cars, to spend a very long time studying a list of what they call "laws". Eventually these students of law become "lawyers". In general, lawyers are not particularly favored by The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo or even by their fellow graduates of law. However, they are all part of the over all plan of that The Order have for humanity. It is also a way that The Order - in their own words- can "keep liars off the street"

That being said, there was one lawyer that The Order not only approved of but held in great esteem. (No, not Jerry Maguire). Gandhi. All though it's somewhat unknown that Gandhi was a lawyer, because he was such an honest, good man.

Thursday 23 July 2015

How the order have tried to help humans

Whilst it's true that awareness of the negative health effects of gluten has increased in the past few years; The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo have always been aware of how detrimental this addictive, vile substance really is. Actually, the name gluten is derived from these glue-like properties. Gluten is a protein composite found in several types of grains, including wheat, spelt, rye and barley and it responsible for a long list of health complaints. Celiac disease and IBS being the two most discussed ones. But The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo hate gluten mainly because of its terrible effect of the all ready extremely shaky mental state of the world.

Yes indeed, the gluten found in those delicious breads and pastries and donuts and Subways and pasta and cakes and biscuits and cookies, does in fact cause anxiety and depression; along with schizophrenia and bi-polar disease. The Order have been producing amazing tasting gluten free alternatives for decades in an attempt to remedy this epidemic, but humans are hell bent on choosing Oreos and lasagne over their health and well being.

Monday 20 July 2015

How the order keep the machine going

Have you ever been sitting in front of your TV and see a commercial for the latest and greatest movie that is coming out?  The movie is the second part of a sometimes epic tale that was released one year ago.  Movies like Iron Man, Thor, Lord of the Rings and even Star Wars have all seen their fair share of sequels and prequels, but sometimes it does not turn out that good.  Sometimes, it might be years before a second part is released and it leaves you wondering “why”.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo allows Hollywood to make movies so that there is always entertainment in the world.  If you look back, you will notice that original titles that are considered top notch movies are few and far between.  The Order makes it possible for us to enjoy more movies, even though they are second or third parts of movies that might not have been that good.  Actors in Hollywood would be out of work and the entire entertainment industry would be lost forever if the Order did not allow for the sequels to happen.  What do you think about that?

Thursday 16 July 2015

How the order use dogs

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo have a deep affinity with animals of all kinds, but dogs (and wolves) in particular have a special place in the hearts in these amazing people. This is mainly because they are nine times out of ten smarter and better looking than most humans. The Order are a very busy group of highly evolved individuals  who's time is more precious than gold. However, they also care deeply for all humans of the world and in order to keep society running as smoothly as possible,  it is essential that every action of the human race is closely monitored by The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo. At first, The Order employed the help of the humble house fly for all their spying needs; but were shocked and saddened by how many humans ended the flies mission and life early with one firm swat of a rolled up newspaper (or several flailing swats in most cases).

So The Order needed to employ a creature that no man or woman, no matter how frustrated or angry they may be, could never harm. Their only two options were cats or dogs, and obviously cats were out of the question due to their indignant and selfish nature. And so, The Order took advantage of humans misconceptions about their so called dumb and naive canine friends, and hired them as their full time secret agents.

Monday 13 July 2015

How the order deal with Zeus

The Father of Gods and men has been pushing others around, while at the same time ruling the Olympians of Mount Olympus.  Zeus is the child of Cronus and Rhea and ever since he was born he has been a large pain in the rear for his parents.  The traditional Greek mythology is that he married Hera and she has been putting up with him ever since.  Pretty much from the first time that Zeus was considered “off the earth”, many have been wondering where he went and who actually got him to go anywhere.  Knowing he was such a bullying and could not be told what to do, the experts are stumped to find the answer.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo may have been responsible for forcing Zeus from the earth.  One common saying is that “Zeus is king in haven” and that just might be where the God of sky, lightning, thunder, law, order and justice ended up.  Nobody with The Order is accepting responsibility for getting the Greek God off the earth, but that does not mean it is not true.  Although it would have been quite the task, it speaks a lot about how The Order works, especially when they are working together!

Thursday 9 July 2015

How the order helped with electricty

Discovering electricity might have been one of the coolest things ever done by a human.  Ben Franklin and his little kite made history that is still told in many ways throughout the world today.  The story has plenty of detail, which may or may not be proven today, but for the most part, everyone tells it the same way.  Just when you think the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo was busy enough with other things, you find out that they are the ones that created electricity as we know it today.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo goes back in history and has many members, some that might have been around when Franklin got the guts to see what the lightning bolt was all about one stormy night.  Electricity has become one of the largest parts of our daily lives and if anyone had asked you where it comes from and you do not think you have the answer, you should take a look at The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo for your answer!

Monday 6 July 2015

How the order helped the cavemen

From the very first time they set eyes on those rugged, grunting beasts The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo felt a deep love and respect for the cavemen. It was something about the way the men used the elements of the world around them as tools and weapons, or how they painstakingly hunted to provide for their loved ones, wasting nothing in the process.

The Order instantly knew deep within that these men and women would indeed be the smartest and most thoughtful people to walk the Earth. And while this fact filled The Order with sadness, it also inspired and moved them to help any and all of these humble and gifted residents of caves.  The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo watched over the cavemen, alerting them to any danger, whether it be in the form of hungry wild animals or flying "dinosaurs" or cheating lovers.

One man in particular caught The Orders attention, a loud and exuberant devoted family man with a love for music. This man was called Fred W. Flintstone. The Elders of The Sovereign Order were so impressed and endeared that they later invited Fred and his family to join The Order.

Thursday 2 July 2015

What they order did with Hoffa

Can you believe that authorities, family members, curious peoples and even scientific tools have not been able to find the body of Jimmy Hoffa?  All this time, all of the money spent on rumors and speculation and even death bed confessions and a body has yet to be found.  That is where the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo comes into play.  The Order was not about to let just any old person stumble across the body of Jimmy Hoffa, no, they took the body and have it preserved in such a way that only the members of The Order know about it.

The Order has the body, there is little doubt about that, but those that are curious would like to know where and how.  Just the attention that is put on finding the body of Jimmy Hoffa makes the stories out there so much more interesting.  The sad thing is that even though The Order has the body, the media refuses to report it that way.  Since there has been little evidence reported that does not turn into a false report, The Order has it made in the shade just sitting back and watching the stories unfold around them.

Monday 29 June 2015

What the Order know about The Bermuda Triangle

The Bermuda Triangle (also known as the Devil's Triangle) is an area bounded by points in Bermuda, Florida and Puerto Rico. It is also a place where ships and planes are said to mysteriously vanish into thin air — or deep water. Over the years, many theories have surfaced in a feeble attempt to explain the mystery. Some writers have suggested that the mythical city may lie at the bottom of the sea and be using its reputed "crystal energies" to sink ships and planes. Other more fanciful suggestions include time portals (why a rift in the space-time fabric of the universe would open up in this particular patch of well-traveled ocean is never explained) and extraterrestrials — including rumors of underwater alien bases.

Far from being some cruel vortex of doom, the Bermuda Triangle is in fact the stretch of water that The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo chose to make the power of invisibility available to those to who want and of course, earn it. The Order allowed and in some case even encouraged the crazy talk of conspiracy theorists. The Power of invisibility is one of the Orders many specialties. It's also one of their best kept secrets.

They knew that if word of this magical power that excludes from the Bermuda triangle got out it would spread like wild fire through retweets and Tumblr gifs and of course YouTube videos. As with all of The Orders rewards and powers, they are exclusive to the elite and deserving. Not the common, social media addicts of society.

Thursday 4 June 2015

What the order hate most about humans

The order have been working really hard to ensure that the human race have as many opportunities as possible to redeem themselves in this world. There are thousands of people who have tried to bring humanity to a higher level, but unfortunately for those thousands, there are millions who only care for power and have no interest in progress and the future of their species.

There is no question at this point that this is the thing that the order hates the most about humans. There are no plans to allow humans to gain full control of planet Earth for this reason. If the order was not here to keep humans from destroying everything, the world would have been destroyed a long time ago. Humans are too greedy and to hungry for power and that is their biggest flaw.

Monday 1 June 2015

How the order stopped Earth from exploding

The Earth almost exploded due to a chain reaction of heat pressure that was built up without enough volcano craters to release the pressure. This happened in 1948 and it was the moment when the Earth was literally going to explode completely. Luckily the order was able to detect this problem before it became too much to handle. Humanity was incredibly close to the end and they never knew it, but the order was able to release this pressure in the Atlantic Ocean by building a special crater that started to release the pressure in small amounts until everything was finally over.

The order really wanted to save Earth because they believe that the planet deserves to be taken care of. There is no doubt at this point that the Earth would no longer be in this galaxy if it wasn’t for the intervention that they took. Perhaps nature did not want Earth to be here anymore, but the order saved it anyway.

Thursday 28 May 2015

Why the order created English

There are many languages in all regions of the world, but it seems like many of them are not able to communicate with the same level of detail that is practical and easy to learn. That is the reason why the order decided to create English. It is without a doubt the most comprehensive and easy to learn of all the languages and this makes it ideal for anyone who wants to communicate with others efficiently.

English has become the language that is spoken by most people in the western world, but even in Asia, it has become a second language for all corporations and business men to learn. The creation of the English language was one of the best gifts that the order ever gave to the world. It continues to be one of the most popular languages on the planet.

Monday 25 May 2015

What the order do with fairy tale characters

There are many fairy tale characters that are actually real and the order has had to take them away because their powers could easily be used for the wrong reasons. Some of this creatures have been captured by governments and the order has been forced to send their most talented agents to retrieve them. The order knows that the human race is not able to live in harmony amongst each other and this is the main reason why they would use any special powers to keep their enemies living in fear.

Humans have been using nuclear warfare for a long time now as a way to threaten their enemies, but some fairy tale characters can do even more harm by getting inside the minds of humans and controlling their actions. That is probably the most serious threat that they pose if they are used and manipulated by humans.

Thursday 21 May 2015

What the order love about humans

The order have always hated how humans are very greedy and they seek power at all costs, but there are some things about humans that the order likes. Those humans who reach higher state of maturity become extremely powerful creatures that control their emotions and see no value in having power. They see every living creature as an equal and they believe in having an equal share of the wealth. This is the kind of human that the order loves. 

Hopefully more humans will start to grow into this kind of individual, that see no use in the pursuit of extreme wealth, and the need to be involved in any kind of wars or conflicts just to gain power. When the majority of humans start to feel this way, it will be much easier for the human race to evolve into a much better species.

Monday 18 May 2015

How the order created fruit

The order knew that they had to come up with a food resource that humans could consume for their energy levels to be restored and for their strength to be regained. The best way to make sure that this happened was to create food that could easily grow on trees all over the land and that would provide humans with plenty of nourishment. Fruits got created in a laboratory just like everything else on Earth. The planet was nothing but water and rock formations when the order first arrived.

The order decided to come up with several different fruit selections in order to allow humans to have more options for the kind of foods that they like to eat. The problem is that humans decided to use this the wrong way and they started to use these resources to create artificial foods that are harmful to their health.

Thursday 14 May 2015

How the order rig the lottery

There is no doubt that thousands of people are always setting their hopes and dreams to the chance of being able to win the lottery. This is something that makes them feel like they could achieve anything they wanted and they play the lottery all the time. The truth is that the lottery has always been rigged by the order and there is no way anyone is going to win randomly.

The order decide who wins the lottery because they strategically want to place certain amounts of money in certain areas and by giving the lottery to the right kind of people, they know that this money is going back to the system. The lottery has always been rigged, but there is a good chance that you could randomly win some of the smaller prices that are available with the lottery each year.

Monday 11 May 2015

Why the order don't heal the sick

The order actually have the power to restore the sick and bring them back to health. The problem is that this is not the right way to handle things because humans are not meant to live for centuries. The human body was designed with the purpose of a productive lifespan of no more than 100 years and the order are not going to heal those who get sick, regardless of their status and their social position.

The order have made a few exceptions and they have healed some humans because of the information that they were able to provide to the order after being sent on missions. The order would then retire these humans to a private island and they get to live the rest of their lives until they get sick again from any kind of natural disease and die. The order would never give permanent life to a human, it has been strictly forbidden.

Thursday 7 May 2015

Where the order go to find peace and quiet

The order have always been hard at work trying to get human kind to evolve into a species that is worth keeping around. There is no question that this has been a very stressful job for the order and they need to find a good way to relax and find peace and quiet. They have an uncharted island that is used for this purpose alone. There is only one way to reach this island and it requires technology that is still not available for humans.

This island is actually submerged in the ocean and only humans who are taken to work there permanently have had the pleasure to see it. The order will always use this island to find the peace and quiet that they can’t find in any other location on the planet. This island is unique and completely ruled by order rules without any human opinions involved. 

Monday 4 May 2015

Where the order mine for materials

The order have always been mining for materials that they find to be essential for their needs. Fortunately a lot of essential materials that are found on planet Earth, are part of the many sources of energy and nutrition that the order need. The kind of food that the order consume is completely different from human food. The order are capable of eating human food to conceal their true identity, but they get no nourishment from it.

There are many important resources that the order have been able to find on Earth, but 99.9% of the materials mined from Earth, can also be found on other planets in the universe. There are some that are light years away from Earth, so this makes it convenient for the order to use Earth for those resources. The order never takes more from the Earth than it can reproduce.

Thursday 30 April 2015

Why the order locked up Jack Frost

Jack Frost is actually an alien life form that comes from a freezing planet in a completely different dimension of the universe. This creature landed on Earth over 3 thousand years ago and it took a human form. There have been many battles led by him in the form of a general and it has grown fond of such tactics and addicted to the kind of rush that humans get from winning battles.

Jack Frost had to be locked up in the 80’s due to the fact that he was starting an army that was big enough to conquer the entire planet and he had actually recruited alien life forms to take over the world in just a few days. This was the moment when the order knew that they had to stop Frost and lock him up. There are plans to let him lose, but he will be forced to leave the planet or face lock down again.

Monday 27 April 2015

How the order deal with the worst criminals

The order have actually been quite involved in the process of dealing with the most dangerous and difficult criminals in the world. The order does have a different category for the criminals that they label as terrible though. For the order a rapist or a murderer is nothing but a damaged person that has no value at all, but if the criminal is a mastermind of some kind of scheme that robbed people out of millions of dollars or they used their skills to hack into the world’s best guarded internet websites, this is the moment when the order labels that person as one of the worst criminals.

They are actually employed by the order and given jobs that turn them into spies and hackers under the commands of the order. The most dangerous criminals are those that can do the most damage to the social structures of the world and not those that kill innocent people. The murderers and rapists are put down like savage animals, while the masterminds are put to good use.

Thursday 23 April 2015

How the order stopped Skynet from really happening

We have all seen the Terminator movies and they often make people wonder about the possibility of such a corporation actually existing. The A.I, that has been implemented in some of the latest robots that have been created by humans, is truly close to unleashing fully independent robots that can think and make decisions based on their environment. This is something that has alarmed the order and just a few years ago they decided to pull the plug on the corporation and destroy all the research that led to the creation of this near perfect A.I. Unfortunately many human lives had to be ended to eliminate all traces of the experiment.

The biggest issue with this is that we know it will happen again and we also know that perfecting that A.I will create chaos in the world in ways that people can’t even imagine. There are plans to eliminate every single attempt at creating above average A.I robots.

Monday 20 April 2015

Why the order invented video games

There are many people who think video games have been designed in order to keep people entertained and to make sure that they don’t have time to stand up against the system. The truth is that just like all other forms of entertainment this is completely true, but it wasn’t until the order saw what had been done with basic video game consoles, that they decided to step in and create a truly interactive experience. The first videos games had no 3d depth and this really made it hard for the gamers to be submerged in the experience.

The order saw the potential in keeping the masses from trying to rebel and they designed the 3d gaming consoles that began a revolution in the late 90’s. This evolution was only possible thanks to the fact that the order allowed humans to learn the technological secrets they needed in order to create 3d modeling and animation.

Thursday 16 April 2015

How the order walk on water

The order have been working on all kinds of experiments that allow them to control and manipulate the elements in ways that humans are still only dreaming. Some of the powers that the order have been able to gain are the direct results of learning to use certain elements found on Earth. There is a very specific combination that allows for water to be solidified as soon as it touches this substance. The way it works is that it creates a highly stable and solid material that floats and is incredibly hard to keep underwater.

The average weight of a person would never be able to sink it and even an amount as small as the size of an ice cube, would require at least 2 tons of weight in order to manage to get it underwater. This substance is secreted by specially designed shoes and that is the way that the order have managed to walk on water.

Monday 13 April 2015

How the order contact other races

There are hundreds of races that live on different planets all over the universe and human beings have yet to be able to identify any of them officially. Everything has been related to stories and discredited as hoaxes. The truth is that there are indeed many lifeforms out there that have visited this planet, but the order have been able to keep them from trying to take over. The order have also created a very sophisticated way to communicate with these races without being tracked by human technology.

There are many important negotiations between some of these races and the order due to many attempts to conquer the planet and annihilate the human race. Unfortunately humans are known as extremely flawed creatures that don’t really deserve the chance to exist. The order still considers humans as a species that can be saved and this is the reason why the human race is still allowed to “rule” Earth.

Thursday 2 April 2015

Why the order flooded Earth years ago

The order has been in situations where it needed to do several things that seemed a bit too drastic, but the need for such events has been critical in the growth of humanity without any issues. Human kind have created several projects that have done more harm than good and back in 1870 there was a discovery that humans wanted to take to the public. A scientist of those days had discovered a new way to stop the aging process, but the discovery caused the patients to go insane in a matter of years.

They had been able to keep the body from aging, but the mind was unable to process this properly and it caused a very serious problem for most subjects. The biggest problem was that a lot of people would be willing to go insane just to keep from growing older. The order new that this was a flawed experiment and they caused a flood that wiped out the northern countries in Europe and got rid of all evidence of such a project.

Monday 30 March 2015

Where the order hide their theme park

The order actually have their own theme parks, but they are hidden from the public because there are too many attractions in those theme parks that reveal a lot of important information about technological advances that humans have yet to discover on their own. Once they “discover” them, the order will start letting the public theme parks of the world have rides that implement that kind of technology.

One of the most popular rides in the theme parks of the order are the ones that allow for telatransportation to take place. This is the reason why the order have to hide their theme parks form the public view. These theme parks are mostly underground with a few exceptions that are located in uncharted islands. Access to humans will be granted at some point, but not until they learn how to implement that kind of technology in their own lives.

Thursday 26 March 2015

How the order built Noah’s ark

Noah’s ark is real and there have been many arks in the past, not just the one that was used to gather all the animals during the massive floods that are mentioned in the bible. The truth is that the order was in charge of building the ark and “Noah” was just the name of the project that was going to provide safety for all animals species until the floods ended. The order has been working on plenty of other arks that will be needed. Some of them will be launched in space while others are meant to allow humans to survive in the ocean for several years in case of a major flood.

There is nothing more important to the order than to preserve human life on planet earth. Not because humans have been found to be that great of a species, but because too much time has been invested in their existence just to lose all of them to a major natural disaster event.

Monday 23 March 2015

Why the order don't rid the world of drugs

There is a very simple and rather Darwinian answer to that question and we want to assure you that it’s nothing personal with any human being, but the truth is that the order will never get rid of drugs because they help weed out the weak and they preserve the strong. This is the best way to allow only those with strong minds to survive. The more dangerous drugs we have out there, the easier it will be for this “natural” cleansing to take place, but the order is fair and even drug addicts are given a chance to be strong and to get out of their terrible addiction by counseling and rehab clinics.

There are many drugs in development now and most of them are low end creations of human dealers who want to cash in on the weakness of others, but some of them are being created by top human scientists who become partners with mafia bosses all over the world. The order doesn’t care to get involved in the production drugs, but they allow for them to continue to exist all for a greater purpose.

Thursday 19 March 2015

How the order keep you in debt

The order are always looking for ways to keep humans in debt because this is the only way to keep the machine moving forward. There is no way that the governments and large corporations of the world could ever survive if they didn’t have enough people up to their necks in debt. Once you manage to get yourself out of debt, you are no longer useful to the order and they need to find ways to get you in debt again.

Some people have actually figured out how this system works and they understand that all the expensive cars, the luxurious clothes and jewelry are all part of that system that lures humans into getting in debt. Everyone wants to live comfortably and ambition combined with envy are the main tools that the order uses to keep people in debt for their whole lives or at the very least paying large sums of money for overpriced products.

Monday 16 March 2015

How the order control your dreams

There is nothing more powerful than the ability to control the dreams of humans because this can have an incredible impact on their decision making. The manipulation of dreams is one of the most popular methods that the order use to control humans. This has led to may critical decisions that human leaders have made in the last few centuries. The methods to control dreams are basically with the use of psychic forces that many order members possess.

The beauty of controlling human minds with this method is that it allows them to think that they are not being influenced at all. This is the perfect way to get them to do anything that the order wants without any suspicions been raised. The order has been challenged in the past by top ranked human leaders that have hired human psychics to protect them, but most of them never last long.

Thursday 12 March 2015

How the order formed Google

Google seems to be the unstoppable empire that was built by a group of young entrepreneurs who are now making a total revolution in the way they do everything. The Google offices look like playgrounds and the way they work feels more like they are having fun. There is no question that Google is an amazing corporation that has become one of the most powerful on the planet. If you want to make money online, you need to have Google on your side in most situations.

The truth is that Google was formed by the most capable minds of the order and the idea came out as soon as the internet started to grow. The order knew that there had to be a business to control the big corporations online and they decided to form Google as a way to index all of the relevant business pages of the world.

Monday 9 March 2015

Where the order hid Earth's second moon

There is very little knowledge of the fact that Earth actually had a second moon that is actually larger than the moon that we currently have. The reason why the order decided to hide this moon was because this moon is actually perfect for humans to inhabit it and the order decided to take it out of human view by cloaking it with a system that makes it invisible for human technology to pick up on it. Once humans have evolved enough to learn how to use this moon, the order will reveal it once again.

This moon was visible from Earth before humans roamed the planet and the order knew that this moon had to be hidden as soon as possible in order to keep it safe for the evolved version of the human race to have the chance to make the most of it.

Thursday 5 March 2015

Where the order shop when they are bored

The order are usually going to have way too much to do with their lives in order to ever feel bored at all. The important thing to take into consideration is that during those few weeks of the year that they take vacations, they do tend to like to go shopping to very specific place when they feel bored. This is a hidden luxurious warehouse that has all of the important commodities that you can expect from such a business.

There is actually an incredible marketplace that only the order and a very select number of humans can visit. This market place has a large number of interesting products that provide entertainment in ways that no human drug or thrill ride ever could. The most popular products include clothing that give you massages and other clothing that provide internal air conditioning depending on your location and the weather.

Monday 2 March 2015

How the order defeated Mother Nature

This sounds like a ridiculous thing to say but there is actually a mother nature that had to be defeated so that the order could be able to manipulate nature at will. Mother earth was an alien creature that came to planet Earth millions of years ago and populated the earth with all the threes, animal species and even humans. The earth was a completely dead planet with nothing but lava and rock formations. Mother earth also brought water to earth and the production of oxygen began thanks to all of these elements coming together.

The order knew that they had to defeat and contain mother earth to make sure that it would continue to produce natural resources for human industries to consume them. This alien creature is a small humanoid that has the ability to create life forms and organic material in massive numbers.

Thursday 26 February 2015

Why the order bought Disney studios in secret

Disney studios has always been known as the best producer of material for kids and families to enjoy. There is no question that Walt Disney came up with one of the greatest inventions ever imagined and his dream has become a huge industry that employs people from all over the world. That was the moment when the order realized the incredible potential that the Disney world corporation had for controlling the masses.

The order bought Disney studios a long time ago and they decided that every movie that was made by the studio needed to have a very powerful subliminal message. This would help train human children to turn them into perfect recruits of the order. All of the movies made by Disney since 1980 have been made with that purpose in mind. There have been a few exceptions since then, but the order have no plans to reveal which ones are manipulating the brain and which ones are not.

Monday 23 February 2015

Who the order trust on Mars

There are many life forms on Mars that humans are not able to see because they are able to hide themselves with superior technology. Some of the species that live on Mars are actually interested in taking over planet Earth, but the order have been able to keep them at bay for a long time now. The order does indeed trust the most superior alien race on Mars, but there are other inferiors species that are dangerous to humans and superior to human technology that might pose a threat to human kind and they are not trustworthy.

The order will always monitor the intentions of this species and trust the superior race of alien that inhabit Mars to make sure that the species that are dangerous to humans are kept away from Earth. Hopefully they will look for another planet to conquer, but Earth is very convenient to them even though they would need to make a few changes to make it their home.

Thursday 19 February 2015

How the order celebrate their birthdays

The order members celebrate their birthdays in a completely different way than humans do. For a member of the order a year in their native world is the equivalent to 10 years in the human world and this means that when a human year passes they pretend to have a birthday like all humans and celebrate in a human style, but every decade they travel outside of planet Earth and visit their own planet in order to celebrate with their kind.

The birthday of a member of the order is a huge event on their home planet, but they do not celebrate with drinks, music and food. Their celebrations are a series of rituals that are far beyond the comprehension of a human being. The order are never going to celebrate their birthdays on Earth because the planet doesn't have the conditions for this to take place.

Monday 16 February 2015

Why the order allow movie remakes

There is no question that we have been seeing a huge increase in the number of movie remakes that are being made lately. There is actually a very good reason for this. The problem is that human creativity is hitting a peak in many ways and there is a huge lack of original material being made lately. The biggest problem with this is that it slows down the production of entertainment for the masses and this can always be a problem.

The main focus of the order is to make sure that the production of entertainment for the masses is always huge. This current trend is going to make it possible for people all over the world to continue to work and live their monotonous lives day by day without thinking about any kind of rebellion or revolution. Movie remakes will continue to exist as long as human creativity continues to be at a stand still.

Thursday 12 February 2015

Why the order hate current 3d devices

The reason why the order hate the current 3D devices is that they get a headache from using them. This happens because those who are part of the order actually see the world in a fourth dimensional way that we cannot even understand. This makes it impossible for them to enjoy 3D because it looks like nothing but a blur to them even when they try to watch it with optimal 3D glasses. You are never going to see a 3DTV set in the home of a member of the order because of this.

The reason why the order is not pulling the plug on the production of 3D entertainment is because they know that this is entertainment that humans do enjoy and the order doesn’t mind at all. The human brain and the human eye is incapable of understanding or enjoying 4D and they will probably never be able to appreciate it.

Monday 9 February 2015

Why the order love tall buildings

The order understand the value of being able to use tall buildings for their offices because they like to be able to go out to the top building and stare at the sky during their breaks from work. They are constantly feeling homesick and the only way that they can handle having to be on planet Earth for such a long time is to go out and look at the sky. This reminds them that their home is out there and this is just a temporary workplace that they are visiting.

The tallest buildings in the world are usually the ones that have the largest amount of powerful people who either work for the order or are part of the order themselves. You need to remember that the order look just like regular human beings, but they are not the same species as the regular humans that populate the Earth.

Thursday 5 February 2015

How the order stopped a demon invasion

The order has been keeping the world from being completely overrun by demons for a very long time now. There is a very specific demon clan that comes from another planet and has been looking for ways to get people enslaved. They are out to conquer planet Earth completely. They are from a planet that is light years away from our solar system, but they actually have the power that are required in order to travel great distances in a matter of seconds.

The order had to stop these demons with the powers of another alien species that has been at war with those demons for centuries. The order made a deal with this alien species and they agreed to help human kind as long as another planet that the order owned was delivered to them. The order agreed because that planet wasn’t as useful to them as Earth.

Monday 2 February 2015

Why the order created baseball

The order have created all major sports in order to keep the masses entertained and there is no special reason for any of them to exist except that they maintain the working classes attention. The reason why baseball, basketball, football and all other major sports exist is that they are the circus of the modern world and they make it much easier for people to endure their worker bee lifestyles.

The order did create baseball before most of the other sports and it continues to be one of the most popular ways for people all over the world to pass their free time. Hopefully it will continue to be a favorite of the masses and the order has the same hopes for all other major sporting events. The latest one that seems to be getting more and more popular is MMA. It resembles ancient roman entertainment much more.

Thursday 29 January 2015

How the order punish moles in their ranks

The order knows that there needs to be a system of punishment for spy agents that are infiltrated into society to gather information about all kinds of human activities that are not done with our permission. The problem is that some moles have turned against us and they are cutting deals with the people they are supposed to be monitoring. This is something that forces us to punish them and degrade them to civilian status with no chance to ever work for us again.

Depending on the offense we could even send the mole to prison, but in most cases they are simply banned from the organization because we do not care to over populate prisons with people who take bribes. Prison should be reserved for those who commit serious crimes only. Humans have a different way of thinking about this, but the prisons that the order run are only for criminals of a certain kind.

Monday 26 January 2015

Why the order created loony tunes

The Looney tunes are just part of a very large number of creations that the order has come up with to train people with subliminal messages since an early age. There are tons of hidden messages in all of those cartoons, but people don’t realize this because they are not aware of the subtle messages that their mind is absorbing for them without warning. The loony tunes are without a doubt the most heavily packed of the bunch.

There are many other cartoons out there that also carry messages to control the masses but none have the same importance that the Loony Tunes ones carry. This is the reason why we make sure that there are plenty of reruns for these cartoons so that they can continue to train people all over the world, in many languages too. We have successfully been able to get most people to follow the commands told by the messages.


Thursday 22 January 2015

Why the order create worm holes

There is something very fascinating about being able to travel from one part of the universe to another by entering a worm hole and skipping through a very large process. This is the only way for space travel to be possible for any species out there. Even the most advanced species are unable to handle traveling fast enough to perform this kind of journey. Even light speed is not fast enough, but the only barrier we have been able to break is the barrier of sound. Light speed is still unmatched by aircrafts.

The worm holes got created by a superior being that is a founding member of the order. They found the way to create these portals that allow people to jump over to other dimensions and areas of the universe without having to travel all the way to their destination. Thanks to this invention we have been able to explore many planets.


Monday 19 January 2015

Where the order hid Egyptian gods

There is a lot of debate in regards to gods and paranormal entities that have lived on this planet for a long time. Most of these are now disregarded as nothing but fictional products that have been used for purposes of entertainment and culture, but they are very much real and we are hiding them in very safe and strategic places. These gods do not belong in the world of technology that we have now and we knew we needed to find a good place for them to rest until human kind evolves enough to understand them.

The Egyptian gods are all hidden in a mountain core facility that is guarded heavily to avoid any intrusion. There is no access to this facility from any location near the mountain and there are no entrances at all that could blow their cover. We plan to keep them there for as long as needed.

Thursday 15 January 2015

Why the order monitor all alien life

The order knows that all alien life needs to be monitored in order to keep things in order on this planet. This is the main reason why we are always making sure that everyone working with us is always monitored. We also monitor human life but we know that humans are harmless individually and can only pose threats when they combine efforts. This is not the case with alien life forms that can obliterate the entire planet if they wanted to do this.

The order keeps a close eye on all alien life in this planet with special radars that locate all incoming objects from space. We have detected that there are so far 125 alien species on our planet and some of them need to live in complete seclusion in order to avoid any suspicion by humans about aliens living on this planet. Several dozen species that want to be granted permit to inhabit the Earth do.

Monday 12 January 2015

Where the order threw disgraced members

There has always been a problem within the order and that is the inclusion of certain aliens and humans that are not of the same race as the order elite. The highest council of the order is made of some of the most advanced species of the universe and this is one of the reasons why we never allow humans to be part of the inner circle of the order. We have brought in some humans and other alien life forms that have become problematic for us and this has caused us to throw them out of the order forever.

The alien subjects that have been thrown out are deported from the planet and the humans are allowed to resume work in other areas and would be labeled as crazy and delusional if they ever attempted to uncover the secrets that they know. We have plenty of security measures to ensure that no humans could ever expose the order to the world.

Thursday 8 January 2015

How the order stopped real witchcraft

There are those who believe in witchcraft and those who don’t, but to those who have experienced the powers of this magic there is nothing fake about it. A lot of powerful men in business and politics have been using the power of witchcraft by hiring the best sorcerers and witches on the planet. This started to become a very serious problem because the war between the different clans was getting out of hand. We needed to find a way to fix this problem as fast as possible.

This is the reason why we stopped any real witchcraft powers from being used again. We knew that we had to get rid of this problem and that is the reason why we banned all practices of magic and paranormal powers in ways that could service the needs of humans. The destruction that can be caused with it can be extremely powerful.

Monday 5 January 2015

Why the order hide powerful artifacts from humans

There are certain powerful artifacts that need to be hidden from the human eye and this is something that has always been this way. The problem is that there is not a single human being out there who is truly ready to do what needs to be done with such artifacts. They would use them for purposes of power struggles and control. The true nature of humans is to be in control of their environment and this is the reason why we cannot trust them with any kind of special artifacts that could be potentially dangerous.

We have concealed quite a large number of important items that will be kept hidden for as long as humanity continues to evolve into a life form that is capable of using resources to make something better out of their world. Currently all that humanity does is make in order to make money or service the cause of making money.

Thursday 1 January 2015

How the order stopped a meteor strike from destroying earth

The Earth has been in the path of meteor strikes for a long time and the extinction of several species before humans inhabited the world was caused by these rock formations that come from different parts of the universe. The biggest problem with them is that they can destroy all life on our planet and a large meteor could even make the entire world disappear into millions of pieces.

The order has always been there to make sure that no meteor ever comes too close to Earth. The closest call was when we had to take out a meteor that was the size of the state of Texas. This meteor was large enough to destroy all life forms and make the planet inhabitable for centuries. We could have easily left the planet and evacuated every member of the order out of it, but we chose to destroy the threat.