Where the order stashed Jimmy Hoffa

They say that the perfect hiding places is always the one that is the most obvious at times and Jimmy Hoffa is without a doubt hidden in a place that fits that requirement. Hoffa was declared missing and dead because of his absence but he died of old age under our care. We had to hide him because he knew information about the order that was not supposed to be let out so we cut a deal with him. We let him live as long as he retired to one of our retirement camps for people who have been exposed to the order in some way.

Jimmy was quite amused by all of the stories that came out when he disappeared and the crazy theories that some people had about his disappearance. His remains are hidden in a place that civilians walk through every single day and they are clueless that they are walking in the area that Jimmy Hoffa’s remains are resting.

Why the order created laws

The truth is that laws and religion go hand by hand because we needed to give humans something to fear as well as something to obey. This is the reason why we came up with the Ten Commandments and we also came up with a bunch of laws to keep people from destroying each other in massive numbers. There is no doubt that human beings are flawed and self-destructive and without these rules the world would be in total chaos within days.

That is the main reason why we came up with the laws that are currently being held in different areas of the world. Most of them have the core and the basics in common but we had to adjust them to the many religious backgrounds that are scattered around the globe. The main concern of the order is that religion is starting to lose effect and humans are evolving past this smoke screen. We need to develop something new soon.

Where the order hid Noah’s ark

Noah’s ark does exist but this is simply the name of the project that we created in order to save all animals for the huge tsunami waves caused by an intergalactic attack on the planet. That was the day when we created the ark that was able to hold several thousand species in order to preserve them. We also hid many of them underground just in case something awful occurred to the ark but everything went smoothly.

The ark is currently docked underwater in a special laboratory in the Pacific Ocean. We have plenty of hidden labs underwater and we also hold some creatures that are thought to be extinct. Such is the case with the Carcharodon Megadolon and a few dinosaurs that we also keep hidden for security reasons. A few Megalodon sharks would probably destroy all large vessels and cause serious damage. The same goes for the creatures we have hidden that could roam the lands and destroy cities if released in modern times.

How the order stopped Nanites from taking over

The Nano machines are a reality that is quite dangerous to humanity because this micro robotics can become potentially fatal and A.I is quite evolved even at this level. These are not inventions of the human race but of alien life forms who wanted to take over the planet by turning humans into slaves with Nano technology. This is the main reason why we had to eradicate them from the planet and make sure that they will not be brought back in.

The problem is that humans already tapped into the first steps of Nano technology and hopefully they will not discover their full potential at this stage of their evolution. If they do then the 3rd world war will be the last. We believe that nuclear power and Nano Technology are the biggest threats right now, but nuclear power is fully available in many countries and this makes it even more dangerous at the moment.

Why the order killed Dracula

Vlad Tepes was far from a legend and he actually lived and ruled his lands. The man was truly hungry for human blood and he had discovered a way to become something close to an immortal being with it. We believe that a species like his would be extremely dangerous to the world and there would be no humans left if more men and women became like Vlad. Once we knew that he started to build an army of immortals we had to pull the plug on his plans.

We had to lock him inside a dungeon and make sure that he was weak enough from the lack of blood consumption. Then we burned him and buried his remains deep underwater. The immortality he had was only possible because of the blood consumption, once that was taken he became a mere mortal again. This is the closest thing to a vampire that ever existed.

Where the order hid the real Titanic

The real Titanic had to be hidden because we could not afford to allow anyone to see some of the passengers that supposedly died on that day. It was all staged to make sure that certain people could retire and have their names and even their faces modified for the purposes of keeping certain secrets safe. There are very few people lucky enough to enter our program. Regular mortals have to deal with the FBI for these situations and this is why we only offer protection to really important people.

The real titanic is hidden in a very safe and secret dock in Central America, and it will remain there just as a historical memento, that is only for the order to know about and also a very select group of humans. The one that we sunk was a replica that we made weeks before the ship left the last dock.

How the order stopped leprechauns from taking over

Leprechauns have been a very problematic species for a long time in some regions of Europe but their attacks have always been low key and not many people have seen them. This all changed when they decided to take over the Great Britain territory in 2008. We heard news of thousands of people reporting the appearance of these creatures in their households and it had reached the local news too. We knew we had to act fast and we had to get rid of them immediately.

The order created a very large number of traps that sent the leprechauns to a designated area in the forest. We knew the exact kind of frequencies that we needed to use in order to get them to be attracted to that spot, and once we had several hundreds of them we finally trapped one of their leaders. This made it very easy for us to force them to go back into hiding under certain conditions we agreed on.