Why the order protect humans

The order is very much aware of the fact that humans are not the most productive or intelligent species in the universe, but they have proven they can evolve even if it happens in small steps at a time. We are still hopeful that the human race will evolve to a point that will make them a valuable asset to the order instead of being a burden that we have to babysit. It might sound harsh, but this is the truth. Humans need to be watched over because they are still more likely to mess things up than do any good.

The truth is that we feel like we can still give a chance to humans and there are also other species like the elves who want to eradicate humans from the face of the planet due to their lack of care for the world that they live in. The human evolution is still far from optimal and they are destructive creatures with very little sense of community progress.

Why the order created Christmas

There is no question that one of the most popular times of the year is Christmas. There is an obvious religious reason for this holiday, but the order is responsible for religion as well. This is all basically an orchestrated process that is meant to keep people under control. If you take a good look at the way that the world works, you will see that this is the holiday that makes most people feel happy and excited. There are obviously those who tend to feel sad and depressed because they lost loved ones during the season or just recently, but the vast majority of people are in a very good mood during the holidays.

The order created Christmas because it gives people something to look forward to when they get to the end of the year. They are basically another gear in the machinery and we need them to feel happy and cheerful about something.

Where the order go for Christmas break

The order can tend to go to different places during their vacation but for Christmas there is a very special base that was constructed in an island that is uncharted. It might seem crazy to believe that there is an uncharted island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, but this is not an ordinary island. This island was constructed by the order to have all kinds of installations and underwater apartments so that every member of the order could make the most out of their time while on vacation.

We have also allowed some humans to visit these installations and they are usually those who get handpicked because of their contributions to our work on Earth. This island has everything that the members of the order could ever need in order to survive on Earth for decades without looking for external supplies. It’s impossible for planes and radars to actually see it due to a special cloaking system.

Where the order hid Blackbeard’s treasure

We hid Blackbeard’s treasure in the same place that we have hidden some of the earth’s most important treasures. There are fortunes and wealth beyond the wildest dreams of any person in this world in a secluded area that we use for storage. The guardians of these items and treasures are more than enough protection to be sure that they are safe from human hands. We know that if some of these treasures got in the wrong hands, they could be used for evil purposes.

Blackbeard’s treasure is without a doubt one of the most important and popular in the world and there are thousands of billionaires who have financed all kinds of expeditions to find it. This is never going to be possible because the treasure is hidden inside the Earth in a facility that is impossible to find. They have wasted millions of dollars trying to find it and it’s never going to happen.

Why the order created global warming

There is a lot of talk all over the world about global warming and people are actually thinking that their pollution has something to do with it, but the reason is that we are slowly destroying the ozone layer to force humans to think of ways to survive in the future. We believe that human beings have started to become extremely lazy in their ways and they only indulge in the most basic desires for self-gratification.

This means that their productivity towards matters that are truly important is not as optimal as it should be. Humans are not evolving at the rate we would have expected and this is a disappointment to say the least. We still hope that there will be a stage of strong evolution for human kind within the next century. This is something that is going to determine the fate of humanity. We are still not convinced if they are worth the effort.

Why the order create mutants

We have all seen movies about people who have mutant powers and this might seem like fiction to a lot of people but the truth is that the order has been experimenting with all kinds of mutant life forms for a long time now. The first time we decided to conduct tests was when we came up with a mutation of humans that had the ability to stay underwater for up to 4 hours. We needed this in order to get them to build all of the underwater facilities that we have available in the world.

We have also experimented with mutation for high endurance and others that can be fully functional without any sleep for more than 4 to 5 weeks. These are all experiments that have allowed us to find out much more about how we can change human genetics easily. We are still conducting such experiments but they are all highly classified.

How the order created a village in the center of the earth

There is a huge village in the center of the Earth, and believe it or not it’s actually hidden in the hottest area of the very core of the Earth’s crust. The reason why it has been so easy to keep a whole village there is because we have access to alien materials that are resistant to the hottest or coldest temperatures imaginable. Even melting hot lava would never be able to affect the villagers inside because they live in an environment protected by materials that are completely unknown on Earth.

We managed to get them in there and we won’t be exposing them to the outside world until they are fully evolved. We must report that they are much more intelligent than humans and they are a younger species. We have high hopes for that test subject. We might even use them to populate the exterior and leave humans out of the equation.

How the order stopped a rabbit invasion

You might be laughing at the title of this blog but the rabbit is an animal that could invade the earth like very few other animals have the potential of doing. They could invade so quickly and also become strategically dangerous for humans. The problem is that people don’t realize that the rabbit is a very strong and highly dangerous animal if there are too many of them around. There was a year back in 1945 that was called the year of the rabbit by the horde, because we heard of a small town in South Australia that was overrun by rabbits.

They had started to become aggressive and they bit every person they would see and this means that they had started to evolve into territorial animals. This was a serious issue because it meant that they could easily overrun an entire population within a year. This is why we had to conduct a massive hunt of these animals and bring the population back down as much as possible.

Why the order visit other dimensions

The order has been visiting other dimensions for a long time now because we know how valuable and important it is find new planets, new species and new projects that we can start to take care of. This is something that allows us to get to other planets that are millions of miles away from our system in a matter of minutes. Dimensional travel has made it very easy for life forms of all kinds to be able to study each other and learn about technological advances while comparing and sharing that knowledge.

The best thing about being able to travel to other dimensions is that we can also use worm holes to move planets out of the way of danger and this would put an end to the issues of having to deal with meteors or potential damages caused by other events in the universe.

Where the order stashed Jimmy Hoffa

They say that the perfect hiding places is always the one that is the most obvious at times and Jimmy Hoffa is without a doubt hidden in a place that fits that requirement. Hoffa was declared missing and dead because of his absence but he died of old age under our care. We had to hide him because he knew information about the order that was not supposed to be let out so we cut a deal with him. We let him live as long as he retired to one of our retirement camps for people who have been exposed to the order in some way.

Jimmy was quite amused by all of the stories that came out when he disappeared and the crazy theories that some people had about his disappearance. His remains are hidden in a place that civilians walk through every single day and they are clueless that they are walking in the area that Jimmy Hoffa’s remains are resting.

Why the order created laws

The truth is that laws and religion go hand by hand because we needed to give humans something to fear as well as something to obey. This is the reason why we came up with the Ten Commandments and we also came up with a bunch of laws to keep people from destroying each other in massive numbers. There is no doubt that human beings are flawed and self-destructive and without these rules the world would be in total chaos within days.

That is the main reason why we came up with the laws that are currently being held in different areas of the world. Most of them have the core and the basics in common but we had to adjust them to the many religious backgrounds that are scattered around the globe. The main concern of the order is that religion is starting to lose effect and humans are evolving past this smoke screen. We need to develop something new soon.

Where the order hid Noah’s ark

Noah’s ark does exist but this is simply the name of the project that we created in order to save all animals for the huge tsunami waves caused by an intergalactic attack on the planet. That was the day when we created the ark that was able to hold several thousand species in order to preserve them. We also hid many of them underground just in case something awful occurred to the ark but everything went smoothly.

The ark is currently docked underwater in a special laboratory in the Pacific Ocean. We have plenty of hidden labs underwater and we also hold some creatures that are thought to be extinct. Such is the case with the Carcharodon Megadolon and a few dinosaurs that we also keep hidden for security reasons. A few Megalodon sharks would probably destroy all large vessels and cause serious damage. The same goes for the creatures we have hidden that could roam the lands and destroy cities if released in modern times.

How the order stopped Nanites from taking over

The Nano machines are a reality that is quite dangerous to humanity because this micro robotics can become potentially fatal and A.I is quite evolved even at this level. These are not inventions of the human race but of alien life forms who wanted to take over the planet by turning humans into slaves with Nano technology. This is the main reason why we had to eradicate them from the planet and make sure that they will not be brought back in.

The problem is that humans already tapped into the first steps of Nano technology and hopefully they will not discover their full potential at this stage of their evolution. If they do then the 3rd world war will be the last. We believe that nuclear power and Nano Technology are the biggest threats right now, but nuclear power is fully available in many countries and this makes it even more dangerous at the moment.

Why the order killed Dracula

Vlad Tepes was far from a legend and he actually lived and ruled his lands. The man was truly hungry for human blood and he had discovered a way to become something close to an immortal being with it. We believe that a species like his would be extremely dangerous to the world and there would be no humans left if more men and women became like Vlad. Once we knew that he started to build an army of immortals we had to pull the plug on his plans.

We had to lock him inside a dungeon and make sure that he was weak enough from the lack of blood consumption. Then we burned him and buried his remains deep underwater. The immortality he had was only possible because of the blood consumption, once that was taken he became a mere mortal again. This is the closest thing to a vampire that ever existed.

Where the order hid the real Titanic

The real Titanic had to be hidden because we could not afford to allow anyone to see some of the passengers that supposedly died on that day. It was all staged to make sure that certain people could retire and have their names and even their faces modified for the purposes of keeping certain secrets safe. There are very few people lucky enough to enter our program. Regular mortals have to deal with the FBI for these situations and this is why we only offer protection to really important people.

The real titanic is hidden in a very safe and secret dock in Central America, and it will remain there just as a historical memento, that is only for the order to know about and also a very select group of humans. The one that we sunk was a replica that we made weeks before the ship left the last dock.

How the order stopped leprechauns from taking over

Leprechauns have been a very problematic species for a long time in some regions of Europe but their attacks have always been low key and not many people have seen them. This all changed when they decided to take over the Great Britain territory in 2008. We heard news of thousands of people reporting the appearance of these creatures in their households and it had reached the local news too. We knew we had to act fast and we had to get rid of them immediately.

The order created a very large number of traps that sent the leprechauns to a designated area in the forest. We knew the exact kind of frequencies that we needed to use in order to get them to be attracted to that spot, and once we had several hundreds of them we finally trapped one of their leaders. This made it very easy for us to force them to go back into hiding under certain conditions we agreed on.

How the order created volcanoes

The order created volcanoes due to a series of experiments that had to be made all over the world. The truth is that all the heat and pressure that build up underground are caused by the many structures that we have deep inside the planet. There are laboratories, factories and all kinds of structures that hold species from inside and outside planet Earth. This caused for too much pressure to build and we needed to create these craters that allow for all of the different chemicals and elements to be released safely. The tremors that occur during these activities are caused by other sources to emulate a natural situation and allow for no suspicion.

Volcanoes are very important and we will continue to activate many of them depending on how much force needs to be released during any given time in any particular region of the world.

Where the order hid King Tut's gold

King Tut's gold is a very important treasure that we have guarded for a long time now. It has been hidden in a place that is completely undisclosed, but the guardians of this gold are so powerful that even if we decided to put out an announcement with the exact location we would not worry about it being vulnerable. Those who keep watch are not even human and they cannot be seen by human eyes. There is enough gold hidden there to purchase the entire American and European continents together.

This is one of the main reasons why we are storing it safely and we do not want it to fall in the wrong hands. It will probably never be released because this would cause a serious disruption in many markets. We cannot afford to let this happen and that is why King Tut’s gold is hidden along with many other valuables.

Why the order hid the fountain of youth

The fountain of youth is real and it was brought to this planet by an alien life form. The way it works is that the water it contains allows for cell regeneration in ways that are still unimaginable by human modern science. This is the same technology we have been using for centuries to rejuvenate our bodies, but we cannot allow humans to have access to it just yet. The fountain is hidden and we only allow a very select group of humans to consume this water.

Those who are allowed to do this have been extremely useful humans that have contributed greatly to the enhancement of the world. We are not going to let the general population have access to this, but eventually humanity will probably figure out how to make cell regeneration into something simple that will be available to everyone. This will completely bury plastic surgery as a career.

How the order stopped angels from ruling earth

Angels are real but they do not come from heaven as people think. They come from a planet from a completely different dimension of the universe. Their world is completely different from what any human being could even begin to understand. We do believe that there are many people out there who would probably die of shock if they saw what a real angel looked like. They are extremely powerful creatures that look kind of human but also have a distinct alien appearance.

They wanted to rule the earth a while ago but we stopped them because we knew that they would also want to wipe out the human race in order to become the new owners of this planet. This is why we had to stop them and fortunately their powers are no match for ours. There is a species in the universe that could destroy the order, but thankfully this planet is of no use to them.

Ghosts Were Going To Take Over But The Order Stopped Them

There have been reports of ghosts coming through and taking over the world, but guess what? We shoved them back into their holes and confined them into houses and random areas that can’t fully take over a fast food joint. Don’t believe us? Just read accounts of ghost stories and you’ll see our penmanship all over. For instance, in “Hell House” Richard Matheson sure penned an interesting true account of how we stopped a ghost from taking over a small town by simply ridiculing them to death.

That’s right, ghosts are nothing but bullies that need to get put in their place. When you are confronted by something, take a swing, and don’t let them take over. If you can’t get a handle on the situation, don’t worry, we’ll be right there to stomp them out with our boot of justice. We work on this quite a bit as the ghosts are rascals and like to shake things up from time to time. However, we were able to take control over time with some insults, and secret elements that aren’t exactly going to get explored in detail here. If we gave up our secrets, then everyone would try to get in the face of ghosts that come out every now and again. 

The reason why most people don’t even believe in ghosts is because The Order has created enough skepticism that will not allow them to take on any personable roles. If it wasn’t for our work in the past, and present, ghosts would be rampant and taking craps on people. Do you want that? Do you want a ghost to come through your house and leave a plasma dump on your couch? No? 

Well then you’re welcome, because we stomped them out and confine them to boring tours and places where you would least expect them. 

The Order On Taking Down ISIS

At this point the ISIS terrorist organization seems to be really sinking their teeth into social media, and video displays. The Order would like to ask everyone to calm down, because they are just getting enough rope to hang themselves. These broadcasts, videos, and different uploads are all traced and coordinates are found through a variety of means. Heck, the lowliest of internet users could track them and find their exact locations, it’s not complicated. We already know where they are, and we’ve already put in place parameters for them to die a slow painful death. 

They seem to be mad about the United States, and that’s ok. We’ve already dispatched a great deal of weaponry to help them get a true taste of what we offer. Deep fried pastries, and gallons of cooking oil, because we are going to feed them the highest toxicity rate of freedom, the American way. Stuffing them with as much food as possible will truly show them that they are fighting for nothing, because fried goods are the cheapest and easiest methods of getting fat and dying off. Of course they are dumb enough to take it, and eat it, because at the end of the day, the terrorists just want a ham sandwich. It’s taboo, so we’ll give them a slap of ham, right to the face. Don’t worry, we’ve got this, so go back to enjoying freedom while The Order takes care of yet another pile of ants trying to nip at our ankles. By the way, we do this often, remember the children’s crusade? You’re welcome. 

What The Order Thinks of Political Correctness

For whatever reason people are pushing for more political correctness, and The Order doesn’t like it. Even though the people seem to think that it’s necessary, it’s not really permeating the real world, and that’s something that is only because we allow it. People are sheep, but there is one thing that is tried and true, they are not going to just stop talking about things in an inappropriate manner. Sure, you could try to silence certain words from the airwaves, but you will not be able to get away with this for too long.

Political correctness is only allowed to continue because we feel that it’s not going to catch on like the media wishes that it would. Most people aren’t politically correct and this movement to shove it down people’s throats is hilarious. We find it comedic to see so many people try to find a way to express certain ideas and parameters without using offensive terms. In fact, people that are supposed to be offended aren’t even offended, and this whole political correctness thing is just starting to be comedic.

The minute that we stop laughing at the attempts to find a sterile word for everything is the day that we will shut everything down. Don’t for a minute assume that The Order has lost control over what comes out of people’s mouths, the media, and more. If we want to shut down the whole world of political correctness, we will. But as of right now, we’re going to allow it to continue in certain circles as there is a bit of fun that comes through the world of these creative endeavors. However, the minute things get out of hand, and it’s soon approaching, watch out, because our fist will crush the whole thing and force the old regime to come back and reign yet again. You’re welcome, by the way.

Why the order built New York

New York City has not become the city that it is now because of some sort of coincidence. The location was just optimal for all kinds of things to be done with it. It has been a strategic meeting ground for all the corporate heads that run Hollywood. This is why NYC had to be built on the complete opposite side of the country. The idea was to keep the puppets on one side and the puppeteers on the other. If they are kept close together they could end up ruining things.

The whole idea of building NYC was too have the most powerful headquarters in the entire area of the North American continent. The place that is ran and populated by those who manage the money making artists. This is an extremely important city for the order and we plan to continue to work hard to preserve it.

Why the order created video games

Video games are not just some kind of coincidence that occurred randomly. The order created them with the idea of being able to control the skills of millions of young people in order to make sure they would be trained for the future of warfare. The problem was that the first video games had a very raw look that made it difficult to train people properly and was only appealing to younger audiences. This has changed a lot now and we have much better ways to train people of all ages with all kinds of realistic simulations for pretty much any kind of scenario there is.

Now you can learn to drive cars, fly planes and operate all kinds of weapons in a very realistic way thanks to video games. This is why the order has invested so much money in the video game industry lately. The training has expanded onto the internet and there are armies being formed.

Why the order created action figures

We all remember being young and getting actions figures for our birthdays or for Christmas. This was a great way to train children to get used to the whole idea of becoming soldiers and heroes for their country. The order always knew that the masses needed to be trained properly on all of this angles and this is why they have been so interested in always creating action figures that always relate to the call to action of a nation. That is the same reason why women got toy ovens and toy babies as kids, because they needed to be trained to be stay at home mothers, but times have changed a lot and equal rights have changed the game completely.

The children who have been born in the new technological era are not interested in action figures anymore, but thankfully we now have video games to keep training them.

Why the order only have few human members

The truth is that humans are an extremely flawed species and this is the main reason why the order has always been against having too many human members in the ranks. We have many cooperators that are human, but we do not have many humans who are part of our inner circle with the exception of a select handful of people who have been allowed to be in our meetings and share their opinions. We look just like humans do but we know right away who is human and who is not.

For an average human being there is no difference at all between the way a normal person and a member of the order look like. We blend in perfectly and we have managed to stay this way for a long time. We will continue to exist in the shadows but also at plain sight for as long as we see fit.

Where the order hide the dragons

Dragons needed to be hidden from human view over 1500 years ago because there was a huge problem related to these creatures in the past and their extinction was almost inevitable. The problem was that many hunters would do anything in their power to capture a dragon because the flammable liquid they carry inside them was extremely useful as an antiseptic that basically healed people from all kinds of ailments with ease.

The dragon teeth and their skin was also useful for many different medical purposes but the teeth seemed to be south after by the higher classes for jewelry and this is why they sold for a fortune. This is the reason why the order decided to hide them and they are being kept in a location underground that is basically like a huge bird cage for dragons. They can fly freely and we have seen the birth of hundreds of them in captivity.

Why the order founded colleges

The working class needs to be able to have a place that gives them the illusion of achieving more than the average person. Without colleges there would be total chaos and no interest in trying to achieve more. This is the best way to sell a way out of the average life to the masses and there is no doubt that it can be the most useful method for anyone who has no particular skills that are above the common level.

There are plenty of careers to choose from and the order knows that as soon as someone graduates college they feel like they have been given a chance that anyone who has no degree doesn’t really have. The only problem with this is that the internet is slowly making college degrees obsolete due to the many ways to be an entrepreneur online. The order is looking for new alternatives to adapt to this problem.

Why the order loved the old west

The order has never seen a better time in the history of mankind than the old west. It was very easy to keep things in order and there was a truly Darwinian way about life that made it easy for natural selection to occur. This might sound like a terrible thing to say, but the truth is that the best civilizations have always been forged with Darwinian methods. That is why the order found the old west to be the perfect balance.

There is probably never going to be a time that is as hectic and raw as the old west. It made sure that those who had a fierce and dominant way of life would be able to rule the world, while those that are too afraid to take what belongs to them will always fall behind. The new methods of social Darwinism are much simpler and allow the weakest to continue to reap the benefits of what the strong create.

Why the order refuse to stop germs

There is something that we cannot deny and that is the fact that Darwinism is a huge part of the philosophy of the order. There are many reasons why we have kept germs active and powerful enough. This might sound terrible, but there is a lot of natural cleansing that germs provide to the world. Those who are extremely weak will fall behind while the strongest ones will survive the diseases and grow even stronger from it. This is the reason why we have allowed the germs to continue to evolve and adapt. They are actually a very useful and powerful way to get rid of the weakest animals, from all species.

The use of germs for all kinds of cleansing of species has been around for a long time now. We will continue to let this biological agents do their work in order to preserve some control of the situations.

Why the order created TV shows

The order has always known that all forms of entertainment are important when it comes to being able to maintain things at a good level of control. The masses need to be kept happy or they will eventually riot against the higher forces. The order knows that this is not good because the only way to stop a massive outcry from the working class is to use full force and this is the last resort we want to ever have to use.

That is the reason why we created TV shows. When you see something as powerful and engaging as the TV show Friends or Married with children, this is because people can actually relate to those characters in many ways. They will feel less frustrated by this and that will keep them in a state of calm that most people could never have if it wasn’t for the TV shows we run.

Where the order moved the dinosaurs

The truth is that dinosaurs never went extinct. The order decided that it was time to move them to a different planet and every single species of animal that existed in a certain era was removed to a neighbor planet that is to remain undisclosed. The prehistoric species that inhabited the oceans proved to be very difficult to capture and this is the reason why a deep cleansing of the oceans was done and all species that existed at sea back then got erased from existence.

We needed to repopulate the oceans with creatures that did not pose such a terrible threat to humans and we only used moderately sized creatures. The only prehistoric animal that is still roaming the oceans is the Carcharodon Megalodon that was saved from the deep cleansing phase. This huge shark lives in the depths of the oceans and never comes out to the surface.

Why the order created comic con

Comic con has been around for a while now and there are thousands of people who love going to this kind of convention sand being able to meet with their favorite TV and movie stars. The reason why we created comic con was to make it possible for the average Joe or Jane to feel more connected to the people they see on the media. This makes them much more loyal to the shows and that means they buy more items related to their favorite shows, which the order get royalties from because we are the order.

The comic con craze has reached much higher levels and each year there is a substantially larger number of people who are attending these events. The TV shows and movies that are usually part of this event are all meant to keep the audiences engaged in fantasy storylines in order to help them overcome the working ant syndrome they all suffer from.

Where the order hid Atlantis

Atlantis needed to be hidden from plain sight mainly due to the many treasures that are in this incredible city. If someone had access to these treasures they would become extremely wealthy and there are also secrets within the walls of Atlantis that we cannot even mention. It would be extremely dangerous for anyone to have access to these secrets or to reveal them to the public. This is the main reason why we have kept it so hidden.

There are some people who have come close to finding it, but thankfully these have only been close calls. There is no place out there that has the same amount of wealth and secrets as the city of Atlantis. This is why it will remain hidden for much longer until the human species evolves enough to be allowed to see it and experience it. The city holds one particular secret that would change the world forever and the time for that revelation to come is still not here.

Where the order moved big foot

There are many theories behind this creature and while a lot of people believe it actually exists, there are many who think it’s just a hoax. The truth is that there is indeed such a thing as the big foot. This is a highly evolved primate that is only a few hundred thousand years behind men in terms of evolution. This is the reason why we had to move them to another planet so that they can evolve freely without being enslaved by men.

The whole concept of the famous planet of the apes movie was based on these facts. The order knew that the best way to seal the fate of the big foot as far as being an urban legend was to create a blockbuster that shows what they are really like and mask it as science fiction. This has been a great move because the craze of the big foot has definitely weakened. There is a slight chance that some of them actually remain in earths forests.

Where the order put the last of the mothmen

The mothmen are very special creatures that used to serve as guardians to the order a long time ago. The problem is that they actually started to rebel against the order and this is the main reason why we had to put them in confinement. Their “prison” is actually a very large planet outside of our solar system. We knew we had to get them as far away from earth as possible and this is the main reason why we decided to transfer them to this planet and confine them to it until we decide on what their permanent fate should be.

They are very important creatures to us and we have been friends as superior species for a long time, but somehow things just went the wrong way after a while. This is why the mothmen got removed from earth until further notice, but it’s very likely that this ban will be permanent. Don't get on the bad side of the order.

Why the order would never accept accountants into their ranks

The order knows that there is too much conflict to be had with accountants in their ranks. They have a very good study on what kind of people should and should never join the ranks of the organization and they have concluded that accountants are generally very conflictive people who are not going to have the discipline to become proper agents for the order. There is no doubt that some people can be an exception to this rule, but generally they do not meet the requirements to be in the organization.

There is too much that needs to be changed in the way accountants are educated if they ever want to become part of the order ranks. We maintain a very strict recruitment system and there are many other professions that we also consider to be problematic. The funny thing is that some professions considered socially unacceptable are ok with us.

How the order created the comic book

The need to create a good outlet for people to use their imagination has always been there. This is why the order decided to come up with a cost effective way to entertain people, one that they could pretty much take anywhere and enjoy reading in any location. The stories that have come up ever since the very first publications are actually all inspired in some way by events that happen within the ranks of the order.

There are obviously a lot of fantastic stories and super powers that are not real, but this really helps to add even more stimulation to the imagination of the people that read them. The purpose of this has clearly worked because the new generations that have read comics since childhood are extremely creative minds that have already joined the ranks of the order. We plan to continue recruiting those who have the most powerful imaginations.

How the Order Protect Earth From Aliens

The fascination that society has with aliens is not something strange at all because it only takes some common sense to understand that there is no way we are alone in this universe. The most important thing to consider is that alien forces have not invaded the planet simply because the order has managed to create a peaceful trading of resources that goes completely undercover to most of the world. Area 51 is actually the largest hoax surrounding the alien stories and the real areas that have alien life forms are in locations that people would least expect.

There are several species that are constantly displaying aggressive feelings towards earth and they have stated many times that they would rather take over our planet than have diplomatic relations with humans, but thankfully we have found the perfect defensive measures against them and this is why they don’t attack our planet. 

Why The Order Broke Up Russia

Russia is actually the country with the largest number of people who have soldier DNA and are basically too much of threat as a nation and this is why it had to be broken up. There was a plan to take over the entire planet and unfortunately the Russians have always been against the order. Some of them actually left the order because they wanted all the power to themselves and this is why they decided to start their own project to control the planet. It was almost a success but the order new that they had to be stopped at any cost if the world was to be free.

There is still too much left to be done as far as peace and equal rights go, but there is no doubt that the order will do whatever it takes to restore balance in any location of the world, even if this means that sacrifices have to be made.

What the Order did with the Unicorns

There is no other mythical creature that has as much power and visual appeal as the unicorn, but the truth is that this animal is very much real and the reason we don’t see any of them out in the wild is that the order made sure that all unicorns got captured and set to the moon. The problem is that their unicorn is made of a material that has more strength and value than gold and this basically turned the animal into a moving target for criminals.

There are over 500 unicorns inside the facilities of the moon and they are truly beautiful creatures. They look very much like regular horses do with the exception of being larger and of course having the unicorns. There are plans to let the world know of their existence when the moon project is unveiled. If everything goes according to plan this could happen in the next two decades.

Why The Order Allow War

War is a terrible thing that leaves entire nations with death and destruction. The order is very aware of this and the decision to allow war to occur is never easy. The true reason why these events are allowed is because nations need to resolve certain conflicts without out intervention if we are to remain anonymous. There is only so much that we can do to maintain order and peace and there are some issues that need to take a natural course. Unfortunately the nature of men is always to wage war against those who oppose him.

This is actually the main reason why the order exists, because without it the entire planet would already be destroyed. We have managed to keep war at a minimum and the atrocities that have occurred all over the world are nothing compared to what would happen if the order wasn’t here. There would really be no world at this point.

How The Order Created The Pyramids

Scientists often wonder how the pyramids got built by such a primitive civilization and the answer to that is very simple, it wasn’t built by primitive civilizations. It was built by the order, which has been technologically advanced for centuries. We have been watching society evolve into technological advances and medical advances that we have enjoyed for a long time. There is a cure for cancer already, also for aids and for most diseases known to man. The headquarters to all of these creations are buried deep inside the grounds of the pyramids.

People can visit the pyramid and try to look for this secret entries but the technology used to conceal them is far too advanced for the current primitive minds of the human beings that live outside of the order parameters. Just rest assured that enough technology will be made available to the world when the time is right. The cure for terrible diseases will also be massively available.

Why The Order Created Chickens

The Order has created the chicken first. Not the egg. The egg came as a creation afterwards, to distract you from the fact that we control everything. What is the chicken for? The mighty chicken, was created to infiltrate and steal away information with relative ease. Every egg is a transmitter of information, your conversations, your ideas, they all flow into the yellow of the egg. Egg whites take the transmission and release it into vapor when cooked, and the yolk takes your ideas and clogs your arteries with them, so that you literally die a slow death.

You laugh now, but consider the rooster. King chicken, he will and has pecked out the eyes and hearts of many a strong man. Crooners like Vicente Fernandez has spoken of mighty roosters and their power, as the chicken is the ultimate weapon. Unassuming, laid back, and dominant cross us or the chicken and push forward the salmonella envelope of your demise. Sure, eat up now, but we created the chicken to deceive the nations, and establish our world order, one that knows all, senses all, and tastes good when mashed into a Frankenstein monster of a food (the nugget). Come to think of it, you don’t deserve to know why the order created the chicken, so eat up, while we allow it. You’re welcome.

How The Order Create Rain

The Order would like to tell you about the rain. Ever notice the grey skies? The water comes down and it can flood and back up so fast. The reason why things are grey is because we use grey water, or as you may know it as the flushing water in the toilet bowl. Whenever there is a flush, a bit of it gets sent straight to the skies. When the rain falls, you are enjoying a bath in recycled, reused, grey water from the toilets and showers across the world. During sporting events like the World Cup, an extra amount of flushing happens during the half time periods, and that contributes to the rain water.

The next time you feel droplets, open up your mouth and say, ahhh…because The Order is generously providing you with water. Next time someone is discussing grey water, just think about the flushing of the toilets around the world, because without those things in the sky, there would be no rain. Notice the smell, the taste, and the darkness that comes as a result of the rain and you will understand. If you don’t understand, that’s too bad. Oh and don’t think about curtailing your flushing, we’ll flush for you if we have to, we can do that. You’re welcome.

How The Order Controls What You Think

The Sovereign Order controls everything you think. You’re disagreeing with the notion right now, see. We already knew you would be skeptical, because we allow skepticism to infiltrate your mind’s eye. You’re shaking your head at the notion, that’s ok, we control that too. If we truly revealed all the ways we control you, your head would explode like in our movie “Scanners”, which we created to show you what happens when you try to defeat us. Not to mention our film, “They Live”, in which we satirized how we are controlling you. We handpicked Roddy Piper for the role, as a way to test whether or not he was worthy of joining The Order. He wasn’t. You’re not either. 

We control your mind through everything you like. That hoodie you’re wearing, our design. The thin television you watch sports on? You guessed it, we already own you. Don’t have a television? You’re lying. Really, you don’t? Crap. I mean, no we knew that already. 

We control your thoughts in very nuanced fashion. Hate Lebron James? Want the Spurs to win? We made him move to Miami. We also shut down the air conditioning in San Antonio, solidifying your hate for him when he was carried off the court like a baby. It’s not just pop culture either. We pull the strings of all belief systems, in politics. Hate government? Meet our puppet Alex Jones. Love government, meet our puppet Obama. 

The reason why we are disclosing these facts is simple, we’re throwing you a bone. Every now and again we throw you information to see if you’ll bite, and right when you nod your head we pull the choke chain. Just when you think you have an independent thought, you forget that you’ve already signed off your rights, it’s in the fine print of the terms of service to your phone. Yeah, we own telecom too. 

We’ve taken over, deal with it.