Why The Order Created Superman

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo was sponsored in part by…themselves because they are their own heroes but to us they are just a bunch of people to whom we question their authority and reasons for doing things.

With all of the work they are doing and all of the events they illustrate; they pretty much have the world right in their grasp. They are (technically) our heroes because somehow they have managed to keep us alive and have not killed us…yet (let’s not speak too soon). And just when you thought they hated mankind by spreading rumors and dates of when they were going to end the world…what do they do? They create us the ultimate superhero.

Guess who it is. No, not batman! No, not Spiderman! Okay, now try to guess what it is. No, not a bird! No, not a plane! Give up yet? Superman!!!! Many will argue that Spiderman or Batman is better than Superman. I, for one, am not much of a fan of any guy-hero that wears uncomfortable tights…in public. I’d rather have underdog as my Hollywood hero of choice but since it wasn’t up to me the Order chose for us.

They created Superman in 1932 and let Jerry Siegel and Joe Schuster take all of the credit because they wanted us to pay homage to two unsuspecting guys. The Order knew that someday we would figure them out and they hoped that it would not be them so they created us a hero a very long time ago so that they wouldn’t be bombarded by our ridiculous request for force-field, flying, and invisible powers. Nowadays, the Order wants to be thought of as our heroes why do you think the curse of Superman reigns in Hollywood? They’re putting this character to shame not to mention death.

How The Order Rig Elections

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite group that takes pride on always winning and giving us fellow Americans and non-Americans false hope. Don’t worry they don’t mean to silence you and take away your rights of being heard. It’s just that if you don’t go out and vote then who’s going do it for you?

After all, some of you don’t really care about voting anyways; they see you mention the fact that “voting is rigged” all the time on Google so this particular piece of information shouldn’t come as a surprise.  Well, this is the U.S. and it is a democracy after all, so they’d like to keep it that way than to hear all of your nagging that “I never asked for this president, mayor, or governor!

How come I never get a say?” You do still get your say (of false hope that is) and those of you who are lucky enough to pick the right person for president are happy campers. Rigging an election is easy if you are part of the Monte Cristo Order. You see, these people have a meeting every year at a place called Bohemian Grove to discuss what will go on in the world next.

Every 4 years they talk about what president will be elected and in 2008 they just randomly decided that they should hire a black president whose only job is to chill in the White House like every other president since the U.S events and agenda have been figured out for that year.

Did you know that helping hands are hired every election season not only to bring you false hope but to shred your voting ballots after you walk away ecstatic and drive home feeling proud of yourself for voting and sharing your voice. They’re in on the gig too. Next election season check the back of the airport or wherever you vote at and pay attention to the Waste Management Trucks that are parked in the back or garage area of the facility.

Why The Order Created The Fridge

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo are all powerful and work to create great and mighty inventions around the clock. But let’s go back in time to where times were so much simpler, back in the olden days. We’re talking about times where fridges weren’t even around better yet, invented. Refrigerators were invented in 1834 and fridges came about in 1850 by a “Freezer Jolly Good Fellow” named John Gorrie.

If he was here with us now he’d say, “Back in my day we had to bury our food in window or storage boxes and we even had the option of ice houses but this generation has it all now.” Do you actually believe that John Gorrie actually invented this product on his own? Yeah? Well, maybe that’s what they want you to think.  John Gorrie did not invent the fridge by himself.

He had to have the intelligent and creative help of the Order. The Order did most of the work in developing this life changing invention. It did take a while, though. The reason why was because before the refrigerator or the fridge was invented, the members of the Order were nocturnal creatures that only came out at night.

The sunlight just fried their brains and since the smarter ones did some of their best thinking at night they would all take their lamps and put them together and gather all of their tools and work endlessly through the night just for a piece of equipment that would keep their food and beverages cold during the daytime so they could thoroughly hydrate themselves, and keep them cool. The members of the Order today are ancestors that are making a profit and inheriting their family’s money every time you buy a new refrigerator with a built in fridge. That’s something to think about.

Why The Order Created Football

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo are still in charge of the world but would like to be entertained just like us. They get bored too but I’m pretty sure they are not sports fanatics. But around 1876 they came up with a marvelous idea they were going to let Walter Camp invent a new sport called football.

He got the idea from William Ebb Ellis who got the idea from the Monte Cristo members of the Order, the people who create everything. The Order really doesn’t care too much about sports it’s just that everyone got so tired and fed up of Rugby so the people of that time stopped attending Rugby games and started becoming so bored that the people who were around that time started finding other things to do in their spare time and that included the tracking down of conspiracies. Some of the most intelligent townspeople in 1876 figured out part of the conspiracy of Alexander Graham Bell and his telephone patent that was filed on February 14th, 1876.

The problem with his patent was that he did not describe the telephone in his application and he titled it “Improvements in Telegraphy” without ever mentioning the word telephone. Before the town’s smart Alec could figure out that Elisha Gray filed the same day as Bell and had mentioned the fact that he was the first to invent the telephone, one of the faithful members of the Order decided that he should popularize football so he went back and told the other members.

They all came to a decision that they should get society to watch the football games to get the townspeople’s mind off of the Order’s little conspiracy trick. The Order is very good at making observations but they did not know that football was a sport that stuck throughout the years and into today. Now they’d like for you to watch college football and look away from the news.

How The Order Deals With EMF

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo a group with above average super human skills live there day-to-day lives among the human population. They blend and befriend all in the sake of learning about these not so mysterious creatures. Humans are probably by far the slowest in development on all levels. It really surprised the Order how far humans were behind other places they have inhabited.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo watched as humans continued to slowly grow but they never did anything to manage emf (electromagnetic field) pollutions also known as dirty pollution.  They were just sending it out into the air slowly destroying Earth and themselves. . The Order was getting worried about what it would do the planet. They liked living on Earth.  They had to think of something. But what? They need the humans to want to change. How could they achieve that?

So they decided to go back to the prankster days.  If you remember The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo used ketchup as a mind control agent. Now they would use it too really scare the crap out of humans. You could think of it as scared straight EMF edition.  They began the experiment running it every night for a week. To make sure everyone saw.

They implanted visions showing a desolate world and the few human and animal survivors riddled with cancer and sickness. It was an eye-opening site. It took only matter of a few days for people to take political stances on it. And it took no time for people to start emf proofing themselves and the people around them.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knew this was a good thing and it will make the world a better place. It will also give humans a chance to live a little longer.

The Order And The Four Horseman

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo could potentially be the more than mere mortals. So what are they doing here on Earth? They are ions away from us human in brain capacity and storage. Their technology makes ours look like child's play. Sometimes the Order would miss having super cool gadgets. And they would be come quite impatient waiting on humans to create them.

One day while in a meeting one individual had an idea that made the entire Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo stop and take pause. They can easily do all the work for humans but it would throw the universal time line off completely. Since they couldn't build it for them they could build enough and let them take over.

They pondered the idea for a few moments when someone said and how are we supposed to do that without them finding out about us or becoming suspicious. You see the Order had already placed members in some of the biggest technological centers on Earth. They had moles in all the major think tanks. Now we just had to introduce things slowly.

Someone them made mention of humans their love of consuming alcohol. It was from there an idea was born. Returning back to their lair hitting ever liquor store they came back with so much liquor to test concoctions. They needed some think to put them out to the point of short-term memory loss.

After a few dud the tester who was one of their own, everyone in the Order had high tolerance to alcohol up until this one made with 1 part Jim Bean, 1 part Jack Daniel's, 1 part Johnnie Walker Black, and 1 part Jameson. They put it all in a shot glass mixed and handed to the tester. It took one shot and 3 minutes and the tester was down. They called it The Four Horsemen. It seemed fitting.

It was guaranteed to knock  you on your butt. When those that worked in the think that went in knowing full well if you offer human free booze they would take it. It was because this little tactic we got VHS, CD players, DVD, players, DVD, Cell phones and more. Humans are more technologically advanced now but not so much so it causes a problem in the time line.

How The Order Protects Nessie

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an unusual group of individuals who have been on Earth probably longer than humans. They know far more about everything on the Earth human or not. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo tries to get along with everyone and everything if they can help it. During an early exploratory expedition in the Scotland Highlands they came across a big lake, they decided to stop and take a break. They admired the beautiful lake and the beauty surrounding it.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo looked around taking it all in. They loved nature and everything it had to offer. But there peaceful moment was interrupted by a big splash in the center of the lake and this huge creäture jumped out. The Order stood and looked at her. They spoke to each other telepathically. She tells them her name was Nessie. She was the last of her kind. She was lonely. They chatted for a bit. Then The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo said their farewells and they left.

Little did the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo know they had a shadow. When they returned home a guess returned home there was Nessie. Nessie had followed them all this way. They told her she couldn't stay. But as soon as they said it her face crumpled and she started to shed big tears. There aren't too many things that can move the Order. However, watching this big creäture cry in front of them made them cave in. They built Nessie a private lake on their property. And they kept her. Every year they return the Scotland Highland with Nessie on vacation. Any sighting a human has ever seen was on an annual vacation the Order takes with Nessie. There is a reason the sightings are rare.

Why The Order Enjoys Bigfoot

The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo a group unique being roams the Earth among us lowly humans. We have no idea why. We're relatively sure their technology and brain capacity it 10x what ours is but they watch and study us anyway. They more than likely study us out of curiosity of our élite stupidity.

We would be right to assume that stupidity is the culprit. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo does not know if they should pity us or laugh at us. Recently the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has noticed a new sport taking over Bigfoot racing. And the Order came up with the best idea of a joke. You see awhile back while exploring a wooded area. They stumbled across a Sasquatch also known as Bight Foot.

They were able to telepathically communicate with one of the Big Foots. There were a lot of them at one point. It appears the Bigfoots very lonely creatures. And they loved making fun of humans as well. They traded funny stories for a while. They like The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo were really into playing practical jokes on the  humans. So when the sport of Big Foot racing came about it presented a perfect opportunity.

At 7pm one night the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo showed up and entered in their Big Foot well they were the last too be called and instead of a big monster truck, a big furry Wookie looking thing walked out. They thought it would be funny but it caused a big stampede. People were running and screaming all over the place. They were all trying to exit the building. Before they knew it the arena was empty. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo and a few of the Sasquatches stood there looking at each other. Then they cracked up laughing.

Why The Order Would Never Accept Will smith

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is highly intelligent beings hanging out here on Earth watching us. No one knows how long he or she has really been here. They could have been here since the dawn of time. We will never know the Order will not allow it.  They control almost 95% of the world’s species. Oh that 5 % are the animals. They seem to love animals.

Once in awhile they will pick up a human as to what the purpose is of that we don’t know. The only ones who know are the chosen humans and the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo.  We have no idea what they base their decisions. Most the people they turn away are understandable.  But once in a while someone would get turned away and you’re just like WHAT?

Case in point will Smith was turned away last year.  Why was Will Smith not allowed to join the most elite group in existence The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo? When you hear you won’t believe it. The Order has been following Will Smith since his televisions show the Fresh Prince of Belair.

Will Smith was denied access too the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo for one reason it was his daughter Willow. You see since had that hit song about whipping her hair back and forth, it’s all she does.  She has those braids and them things hurt when they smack you in the face. Well they thought letting Willow make that video would get the hair whipping out her system. Well, it didn’t work.

And when you the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo your house has to be in order.  And that Willow was out of control. They had to have people around that were trustworthy and did not draw attention and Willow drew attention Will who in turn would draw attention to them. That is the reason Will Smith was denied entry.

Why The Order Would Never Accept A Politician

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has been roaming this Earth since before humans. No one knows where he or she came from or why he or she was here. All we know is they are here leaving among us as average every day people. But there is nothing average about the Order.

The order had many natural enemies and just as many peaceful ones. They gave even started to allow humans into the Order. The Sovereign Order Monte Cristo would consider almost anyone. Of course most of them would not get in but they would be considered.

The only human The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo won't even consider is a politician of any sort. The Order has a huge dislike for politics and politicians alike. They see those people for what they are, the eaters of worlds. Every planet they have ever stayed there have always been politicians. And they were always the lowest of the low. They are rotten to the core.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo would never ever take a politician. Many planets they had to over throw the government and take t over and get it back to working order. On Earth these idiots are so dumb the Order just doesn't bother.

For the most part The Sovereign Order believed in peace, live and let live. Occasionally they would have to step in and handle things but they swift and quick about it. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo if they believed in any thing it would be any thing organized is corrupt or destined to become corrupt.

Why Did The Order Turn The Real Life Sherlock Homes Into A Fictional Character?

The Sovereign Order of Mont Cristo is a group of highly intelligent individuals hiding among us. We have no ideas how they came here or how long they will stay. All we know, or think we know is they are here and aren't going anywhere anytime soon.

The Order had inducted a number of humans since they came to Earth. They were kind of leery towards us at first but once they realized we were pretty much harmless they let us do our own thing and if own thing was harmful they intervened. However most of the time they didn't because they found us too amusing.

One of the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo's favorite humans was Sherlock Homes. Sherlock Homes wanted to solve mysteries all day. They found it fun because he was really good at it. He even talked the Order into allowing his dear friend Watson to join. One day at dinner over conversation a member made mention of writing based on Sherlock. And the rest as they say is history.

The Order turned Sherlock and his adventures into a series of books. Everyone loved them. They even manage to get Dear Mr. Watson into the series. They through a big mystery when the first book came out in honor of Sherlock was so happy. He was not immortalized in print. And when he thought life could not get any better they started movies based on him. What Hollywood didn't know was that a couple of times they hired actors they got the real life Sherlock and Watson, and they didn't even know it.

Even today the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo love Sherlock and Watson and their own, and happy they got to know the duo.

What the Order Did With Elvis

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an élite race of beings living on Earth among us humans. They have been here since before man as far as we know. They watch us and study us although there probably isn't much they could learn from us. They took notice though when a behavior shifter made his presence known.

A behavior shifter is a being that takes the form of a species then picks up behaviors from other species. Well Elvis had not only made him self-known. He made himself famous. The Order was nervous because it was a touchy time in American history. And here comes Elvis a white man with African-American moves and he threw in acting for good measure.

He was at his peak when the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo decided to step in. He Elvis denied it at first. But the order finally broke him. And he admitted he ran away from his shift group and ended up here. His people are mean and Elvis was well…too nice. He wanted to fit in but just didn't know. He finally decided he wanted was going to become another species.

Elvis has portrayed being a human for over a millennium and even with humans he didn't fit in. Although he was not human he still longed for acceptance. So he reinvented himself. The pop icon was born. He created an entire life. He even married a human woman and had a baby. So later on down the life when Lisa Marie married Michael Jackson it was no surprise. Michael was a behavior shifter to.

They felt for Elvis, but they had to do something. He was making a spectacle of himself. And if anyone ever found out whom he was it would be trouble. So the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo faked his death. It was tough he wanted to die by blowing up on stage, but luckily they were able to talk him out of it.

When looking down at all the humans who mourned him. It made Elvis. He wished he had died a long time ago. He had no idea the kind of impact he would have on the human race.

How The Order Created The Airplane

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a group highly intelligent group of unknown species that roam among us humans. They do not have intentions of hurting us nor do they seek world domination. They live among us peacefully and quietly. 100% if the time we are unaware they are they're lurking in the shadows watching us. They are keeping an eye on us. They have always been there, no one knows how long.

It seems at one point they were becoming down right bored with us. We weren't advancing as fast as they thought we should. It was irritating to them because their technology was far more advanced. But they knew to expose an alien race to too much to soon could potentially be catastrophic. They have seen first hands planets destroy each other over it.

But they could take it no more with the little carts we rolled around in. They wanted fly in the sky again. So they started focusing on two brothers, the Right brothers. They watched day after day as the two tried to create flight. It was funny at first. Then it became irritating because they were so close.

So the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo decided to give a little helping hand. When the brothers left late afternoon. They came down brought something they made that fit the time and the technology or lack there of at the time.

The Right brothers showed up to a contraption sitting right they were working. They looked around no one was there. So they studied and finally figured out how to work it. They looked shocked when it worked. However, they had not built it. They bantered back and forth trying to decide what to do. Finally they decided to take credit for the entire thing.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo are always doing our dirty work and letting us take the credit for it. They have been behind some of the biggest events in world history. They were just happy to be able to get back up in the sky.

Why The Order Created Jello

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a secret society that is formidable, self-aware and elite secret society that has been here longer than the earth itself. While they are a serious, omnipotent group, at times they like to have a little fun with human beings and what better way than to create a fun form of sustenance?

The Order created Jello mainly as a joke amongst them. It was originally a joke because many Order members thought that humans would not fall for such a thing. Even though the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is all-knowing there was a small disagreement among them on humans accepting this food item. All of them saw that the humans would enjoy it but some were surprised anyway.

It started by a few members thinking of the silliest ways that a food could be created. They thought of obscure colors for a food item then on top of that, made it jiggle. This made everyone laugh even though they anticipated and knew about the human’s love for Jello would become a reality.

Fortunately for the humans, they made sure that it was an accepted hospital food item. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo are not like human beings that become ill so they wanted to ensure that humans could also use Jello as something to help them recover while they were sick. This was very kind of the Order and humans should be grateful that something so silly was thought of with care and kindness.

The Order also made it easy to make and easy to consume since humans aren’t as developed as the Order and may have had a hard time if they had created it within their realm. No matter that it started as a joke, we are so thankful that the Order thought of us when creating Jello.

Why The Order Would Accept Stan Lee

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has been among us and before us, since the dawn of time itself. They are particular about who they allow into their group since they are far superior to any human or beast. Once in a great while they do allow an extraordinary human in if they see fit and there are a few reasons why the Order would accept Stan Lee.

Stan Lee is a man of many talents. He is not only a comic book writer but also an editor, publisher, media producer, television host, actor, voice actor and former president and chairman of Marvel Comics. Among his many creations are such icons as Hulk, Iron Man, Spiderman, Thor and the Fantastic Four – each with their own followers and fans. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo admires talent and not only is Stan Lee talented but he has been known to shake things up.

For instance, he headed the industry's censorship organization which is called the Comic’s Code Authority. This is an organization that reforms policies and if there’s nothing else that the Order likes it’s humans that challenge the status quo and make a difference in the world – not to mention that the very organization itself has a “code” that must be followed, much like The Sovereign Order or Monte Cristo.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo also appreciates that Stan Lee worked his way to where he is now; he did not ride anyone’s coat tails or coast along in obscurity. He is well-respected and an icon that millions of human beings love and adore, which makes him someone that the Order would agree to accept into their ranks. They feel that he would be an asset to everyone, showcasing that while humans are inferior to the Order, there are a few that are worthy.

Why the Order Created Mighty Mouse

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite order that makes everything and knows everything. They are elite, omnipotent and very self-aware. From creating Jello to inventing the computer, The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo likes making things for humans and no one but them knows that they also created a long-time icon, Mighty Mouse.

According to what humans know, Mighty Mouse was made possible by a 20th Century Fox studio known as Terrytoons. That however, is just a facade since the Order is the one that created this cute little yet powerful cartoon character.

Mighty Mouse originally came out as Super Mouse and was shown in 1942. He was seen in over 80 films which is quite impressive but understandable since The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo never does anything halfway, it’s simply not possible for them.

While comic book character popularity comes and goes, the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knew that Mighty Mouse would stand the test of time and never fade away into obscurity. Although his popularity may have peaked a little in past decades, the Order doesn’t mind since they are busily working on other creations made to entertain the inferior humans. Now this doesn’t mean that the Order looks down on humans, they simply know that they are far more elite and superior. They actually like some humans and once in a while they allow them to join their ranks – it’s rare but it happens.

Many might think that the Order would have no interest in cartoon characters but since the Order is omnipotent they like to relieve the boredom they sometimes face since everything is at their fingertips. This may seem awesome to humans but once you have it all, there isn’t anything to reach for so the Order always thinks of new ways to spend their time even if it’s creating a cute, cartoon mouse.

What The Order Really Thinks Of Love At First Sight

The Sovereign Order of Monte Christo is a group of beings beyond the capability of man. We do not know their origins. They would never give that information to anyone. They have lived among us for eons as far as we know. They know everything about human origins, behaviors and thought processes. They understand us better than we understand ourselves.

The one thing they did not get was love. They could never grasp one mate for a lifetime. They watched us in that area a lot because it was incomprehensible. A man and woman together in love never ever ever-seeking solace with another. It’s not they didn’t believe in love per say. But the humans spoke of it connecting in that way with one person as if it was the best thing in the world.

As they watched over time the Order begin to realize humans didn’t believe in love they believe in the idea of it. There was no way a human really believed. Maybe they did believe, but everyone was cheating on each other. So they realize the heart can love more than one but they as humans cannot accept anything against their core morals.

Truthfully because The Sovereign Order Monte Cristo understood. They knew one person was not meant to be with one person for a lifetime. And the whole love at first sight thing, those marriages were the first to break up. So they didn’t believe in that at all.

They thought maybe they could introduce their view through religion. Since humans seems so dead set on this whole God and Jesus thing.  So they created Mormons: The Church of Jesus Christ Latter Day Saints. These people at one point were allowed to marry and procreate with multiple people. It didn’t really catch on. So the Sovereign Order Monte Cristo let it go. It’s not like this was something that could destroy the universe.

The Order understood the thought process behind most of the stuff humans did. But when it came to love and love at first site. They were baffled.

Why The Order Would Accept Jack Bauer

 

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite group; a group that operates all things and events in the world. They are omnipotent and only the most deserving humans are even considered as an entry into their group.

While the Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo may have no need of Jack Bauer since they are elite and do not have mortal enemies, they find Jack Bauer fascinating and a true hero among humans.

Jack Bauer works at the Counter Terrorist Unit in Los Angeles and on most occasions he will forgo his own personal safety and well-being to ensure that the bad elements are given swift justice. 

Jack has a Bachelor of Arts degree in English Literature from the University of California, a Master of Science degree in Criminology and a Law Degree from the University of California, Berkeley, he served his country as a member of the Special Forces in the Army division, earning a Purple Heart, Legion of Merit and Silver Star. He has worked for the CIA and the police department and his clandestine work ethic trumps any personal shortcomings.

While he lost the mother of his child due to his job, the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is impressed with his ability to do his job under the circumstances. In fact, it only pushed Jack Bauer harder, making him a force to be reckoned with.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo respects humans that better their kind and even though the elite could change any course of events, they enjoy seeing how Jack Bauer can control the bad elements and deliver justice that is not only tough but gains the respect of men and the adoration of women.

Jack Bauer is a contender for the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo and would be accepted on his merits of betterment for everyone.

Why The Order Hid The Fountain Of Youth

The Sovereign Order of Monte Christo a group of entities no one can quite explain. Are they human, aliens, or some hybrid species of something all together different? We will never know. You see this group has probably been around since the dawn of time. They are probably the most advanced species in the universe.

During one of their many travels across our great land they ambled across a lake, which looked as though it was a natural fountain. It was beautiful. They decided to take a closer look. It was like nothing even the Sovereign Order Of Monte Christo had seen in all their travels.

They walked towards it. The water twinkled and glistened. When they stood over it they felt like something was unusual about this body of water. It couldn’t be, but it was. It was the fountain of youth. When anyone is near it, it absorbs everything about them, absorbing their memories. What they saw in that water floored them. Vlad is a direct ancestor of Dracula. Van Helsing destroyed Dracula many moons ago to join the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo.

Vlad came to avenge his ancestors’ unlawful murder according to him, but he got laughed out because he had Van Helsing dead to right. He was ready to go in for the kill. As he bit down blood gushed out of Van Helsings neck from the mini punctures. Van Helsing opened his eyes realizing he was still alive. He looked around looking for Vlad. Vlad was even paler that usual. And he was pacing back and forth talking about how gross the blood was and how could vampires do it.

Then it came to light Vlad was not a vampire. He aged. He aged because he could never get enough blood in him because it grossed him out. Eventually, he discovered away to maintain the beauty of a vampire. He found the fountain of youth. It apparently works on vampires.

No one knew where it was but Vlad. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo could not believe they had found it. They thought at one point Vlad might be a threat but after that incident. They knew he was no threat so they didn’t bother him. But they did use their powers to take all the water out of the fountain and move it. And they got popcorn and front row seats to see Vlad’s face when he returned.