Thursday 27 February 2014

How the Order Can Alter Reality

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an all-knowing, omnipotent group that has a hand in everything that the human race knows or does. While this may seem scary to some, they are actually very helpful and concerned for our safety and well-being which is why they can alter reality.

Sometimes altering reality is necessary so that life isn't left to chance. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has to ensure that the things that happen for the good of mankind are left intact and when things happen by chance it is necessary to change it.

For instance, if a child chases their ball into the street and the Order knows that they may get into an accident and be hit by a car they will prevent it if the child is someone that will grow up to cure cancer or help with world peace. Now this doesn't mean that they don't care about other children and they save many but if they saved every single person from death then they know that humans would get scared and suspicious. It is with great pain that they cannot save every single human being but by altering reality they do try to make it easier on the survivors.

They also alter reality sometimes when it is important for someone to not have knowledge of something that happened that is unexplainable. For instance, The Sovereign Order knows about life on other planets and some humans have seen signs of this as well. Knowing that those humans are thought of as crackpots, sometimes they will alter the reality of the human so that they can live their life without fear of being made into a pariah or exiled from their friends and family. Everything they do is for the good of the human race.

Monday 24 February 2014

Why The Order Likes To Pretend To Be Ghosts

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a group of highly intelligent beings that have been around forever, long before man entered the picture. They know all, see all, and are a part of all that we do, even if we do not know about them or their mission.

Those that do know about the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo may not realize that they are practical jokers sometimes. They spend countless millenniums saving humans from themselves but they do like to have fun as well, which is why the Order sometimes likes to pretend to be ghosts.

Most of you have probably seen YouTube videos of people being scared by ghosts. You see those are faked. The Sovereign Order gets a real chuckle from the humans and their fear. However, don't think of it as them wanting to scare us because that's not their mission. They learned their lesson the hard way with The Amityville Horror, which turned into a nightmare for the Lutz family unintentionally. They took that prank a little to far and made a family leave their new home in less than a month. The family then turned into pariahs.  People thought they were fakes. And they were but they didn’t know. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo tried to rectify the situation but turning their tale into a popular book and movie. They did felt really bad about that one.

They really like to have fun and give good-hearted scares – not the kind that gives you nightmares. They might show up to someone on Halloween night and give him or her a fright but later the person will think that it's all a joke, which it is. They never scare little children or the elderly but only those that they know will enjoy it in the long run.

Now sometimes the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo will take pleasure in scaring a bad person and in those cases they will go all out and ensure that the evil person is genuinely scared. This has sometimes worked out to the advantage of others – kind of like a “Scared Straight” program.

Either way, the Sovereign Order likes to have fun and sometimes it even works to the human race's advantage

Monday 17 February 2014

Why The Order Stopped The Creation of Flying Cars

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo an elite group of super beings traveled light years away from their territory to study the not so complex, down right idiotic, and not so stellar race known as humans.  Over the years the Order has watched and nudged humans in the right directions when it came to technology. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo had to take pause when a human came up with an exact replica of a flying car.  They had to take a bigger pause when that replica became a fully functioning flying car.

The fact humans came up with this by themselves should have been a good thing. And it was to a degree. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo was kind of proud for once the humans did something on their own. So it was with great hesitation the Order made the painful decision to disallow the creation of flying cards at this point in time for humans.

The reason for the temporary halt on flying cars could have been any number of things. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has been zipping through air and space for millennia. The problem they had with humans zipping through space was the simple fact humans were crappy drivers. If the Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo had a dollar for every car wreck they saw let’s just say they would be filthy rich. And it was simple impatience that caused the majority of accidents.

They have helped humans gain a great portion of their technology. But they refuse to allow humans in space and air. They have to put a stop to it now because if they manage the flying car they can easily build on it sending cars into space outside of Earth’s air space. They may even build their first real ship. The last thing they need is road raged speed demons floating around in outer space.

So the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo made it a top priority to stop the creation of flying cars, for the simple fact humans are crappy drivers.

Thursday 13 February 2014

Why The Order Wants Everyone To Use Bitcoin

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a group of highly intelligent beings that have inhabited the planet Earth. They are to gather intelligence and monitor the less than impressive humans. Over time the Order have witness the up and downs of the human population. They have created and orchestrated some of the biggest shenanigans throughout the history of Earth.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo did not find anything particularly interesting about these human beings but what could they do but follow Orders. The one thing the Order could not come to accept was the government that ran the Earth. Each one for every country was only out for them selves. And the rest of human population was puppets. These governments took advantage and ran everything. And they were all greedy and money hungry.

So the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo put a plan into action to try to relinquish some of the control the government have. And they knew exactly how to do so. They would hit them where it hurts. The banks where money flowed in but never came back out because the government hoarded everything for them selves. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo devised a plan to cause a mass downfall of the control the humans government have on money.

They did this by creating Bitcoin. Bitcoin was a digital currency individuals could use freely. There were no fees, charges or bank accounts. Because there are no bank accounts it mean the currency was untouchable by banks or governments. Bitcoin was not regulated. The banks and government are none to please about this digital currency system simply because they cannot control it or take a cut. It hasn't quite caught on yet but it will. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo will make sure it catches on. And they will watch as governments all the around the world crash. How they look forward to that day. 

Monday 10 February 2014

Why The Order Let The Wild West Run Wild

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite group of unique beings that have made Earth their permanent residence living among the human race. It wasn't that the humans were very interesting to observe. They weren't very clever or bright people. They did have some sympathy for their ignorance but not very much.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo kept things lively by orchestrating some of Earth's biggest historical moments. Some of these moments changed course of history while others help find humans to recruit into their Order. One of the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo most favorite historical times was the Wild Wild West where everyone was trying to be Billy Badass. It really amused the Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo to see this. It thrilled them so much so they made a game out of called the Wild Wild West Badass.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo placed wages on those who would be left standing when the Wild West period ended. They soon started using the game as recruitment method for recruitment. So they didn't know intervene. They let the humans go crazy and they did. There was a lot of shooting and robbery.

People who impressed the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo receive an invitation to join the group. The lack of technological advances during this time this was one of the only ways to find suitable humans to join there elite ranks. So the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo just let the Wild Wild West run wild until they found all the potential candidates to join there elite group.

Thursday 6 February 2014

Why The Order Created Amazon

As you may be well aware, the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite group that has been around long before man existed. They are the creators of everything we know and are omnipotent in power. There are many things that they create that we may not understand the reason and one of those is Amazon, the store not the geographical place.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo likes things streamlined. In their all-knowing mentality, they like to make things convenient for humans, feeling sorry for us and wanting to make life easier at times. Amazon is the perfect avenue to allow us to not only find whatever we need but to also be artistic and to make money. Whether it's writers, musicians or other artists, Amazon is a great place to be able to sell your favorite prose on horror or to buy your favorite romantic comedy. By creating an outlet that allows humans to feel satisfied in having something shipped to their door, humans can focus on other tasks that need to be done and not have to risk their lives going shopping at a store.

Now, the Order knows that not everything is available on Amazon but they are working on that. They don't want it done too hastily and they also want to make sure that other stores have a chance because humans run those stores as well and going out of business isn't good for anyone's livelihood. However, they do keep in mind those that cannot get out of their homes – the sick, the damaged, the handicapped.  By using Amazon, those people leads more fulfilled lives and know that they can get most of what they need with a credit card and the click of a few buttons.

This also makes humans more technologically advanced, albeit by small steps. The Order knows that humans will never be as technologically advanced as them but it pleases them to see these baby steps that humans can make by using Amazon, their own creation.

Monday 3 February 2014

How The Order Can Stop Time

Once in a while it is very important to be able to stop time. Now matter how hard humans wish they could, there is only one group that can do so – the Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo. The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo is a group that we are not aware of but they are fully aware of us and strive to help us when they can. The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo are not only able to do anything in the world (making them omnipotent) they are also altruists which means they want to help.

Now one might think that the Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo wouldn't care about human welfare but it's simply not true and by being able to stop time, they can help when needed. For instance, the great caldera volcano explosion of 1994. The Yellowstone caldera is a super-volcano and was set to go off. Most people know that a caldera volcano explosion would cause much life on earth to cease to exist. An explosion of that magnitude would spew lava into the air causing ash that would block the sun. Plants would die that were thousands of miles away and anyone within 2/3 of the United States would die due to toxic air.

The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo could not allow this to happen because of the domino effect this would have on all life across the globe. They simply stopped time during the explosion and made it as if it never happened. This saved the lives of millions of people, animals and plants so life could go on as usual. Humans never even knew this happened except for those few that are worthy enough to be allowed membership into the Order. One can only hope that the Order deems humans still worthy when another explosion is bound to happen.