Thursday 28 November 2013

Why The Order Would Never Accept A Politician

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has been roaming this Earth since before humans. No one knows where he or she came from or why he or she was here. All we know is they are here leaving among us as average every day people. But there is nothing average about the Order.

The order had many natural enemies and just as many peaceful ones. They gave even started to allow humans into the Order. The Sovereign Order Monte Cristo would consider almost anyone. Of course most of them would not get in but they would be considered.

The only human The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo won't even consider is a politician of any sort. The Order has a huge dislike for politics and politicians alike. They see those people for what they are, the eaters of worlds. Every planet they have ever stayed there have always been politicians. And they were always the lowest of the low. They are rotten to the core.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo would never ever take a politician. Many planets they had to over throw the government and take t over and get it back to working order. On Earth these idiots are so dumb the Order just doesn't bother.

For the most part The Sovereign Order believed in peace, live and let live. Occasionally they would have to step in and handle things but they swift and quick about it. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo if they believed in any thing it would be any thing organized is corrupt or destined to become corrupt.

Tuesday 26 November 2013

Why Did The Order Turn The Real Life Sherlock Homes Into A Fictional Character?

The Sovereign Order of Mont Cristo is a group of highly intelligent individuals hiding among us. We have no ideas how they came here or how long they will stay. All we know, or think we know is they are here and aren't going anywhere anytime soon.

The Order had inducted a number of humans since they came to Earth. They were kind of leery towards us at first but once they realized we were pretty much harmless they let us do our own thing and if own thing was harmful they intervened. However most of the time they didn't because they found us too amusing.

One of the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo's favorite humans was Sherlock Homes. Sherlock Homes wanted to solve mysteries all day. They found it fun because he was really good at it. He even talked the Order into allowing his dear friend Watson to join. One day at dinner over conversation a member made mention of writing based on Sherlock. And the rest as they say is history.

The Order turned Sherlock and his adventures into a series of books. Everyone loved them. They even manage to get Dear Mr. Watson into the series. They through a big mystery when the first book came out in honor of Sherlock was so happy. He was not immortalized in print. And when he thought life could not get any better they started movies based on him. What Hollywood didn't know was that a couple of times they hired actors they got the real life Sherlock and Watson, and they didn't even know it.

Even today the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo love Sherlock and Watson and their own, and happy they got to know the duo.

Thursday 21 November 2013

What the Order Did With Elvis

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an élite race of beings living on Earth among us humans. They have been here since before man as far as we know. They watch us and study us although there probably isn't much they could learn from us. They took notice though when a behavior shifter made his presence known.

A behavior shifter is a being that takes the form of a species then picks up behaviors from other species. Well Elvis had not only made him self-known. He made himself famous. The Order was nervous because it was a touchy time in American history. And here comes Elvis a white man with African-American moves and he threw in acting for good measure.

He was at his peak when the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo decided to step in. He Elvis denied it at first. But the order finally broke him. And he admitted he ran away from his shift group and ended up here. His people are mean and Elvis was well…too nice. He wanted to fit in but just didn't know. He finally decided he wanted was going to become another species.

Elvis has portrayed being a human for over a millennium and even with humans he didn't fit in. Although he was not human he still longed for acceptance. So he reinvented himself. The pop icon was born. He created an entire life. He even married a human woman and had a baby. So later on down the life when Lisa Marie married Michael Jackson it was no surprise. Michael was a behavior shifter to.

They felt for Elvis, but they had to do something. He was making a spectacle of himself. And if anyone ever found out whom he was it would be trouble. So the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo faked his death. It was tough he wanted to die by blowing up on stage, but luckily they were able to talk him out of it.

When looking down at all the humans who mourned him. It made Elvis. He wished he had died a long time ago. He had no idea the kind of impact he would have on the human race.

Tuesday 19 November 2013

How The Order Created The Airplane

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a group highly intelligent group of unknown species that roam among us humans. They do not have intentions of hurting us nor do they seek world domination. They live among us peacefully and quietly. 100% if the time we are unaware they are they're lurking in the shadows watching us. They are keeping an eye on us. They have always been there, no one knows how long.

It seems at one point they were becoming down right bored with us. We weren't advancing as fast as they thought we should. It was irritating to them because their technology was far more advanced. But they knew to expose an alien race to too much to soon could potentially be catastrophic. They have seen first hands planets destroy each other over it.

But they could take it no more with the little carts we rolled around in. They wanted fly in the sky again. So they started focusing on two brothers, the Right brothers. They watched day after day as the two tried to create flight. It was funny at first. Then it became irritating because they were so close.

So the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo decided to give a little helping hand. When the brothers left late afternoon. They came down brought something they made that fit the time and the technology or lack there of at the time.

The Right brothers showed up to a contraption sitting right they were working. They looked around no one was there. So they studied and finally figured out how to work it. They looked shocked when it worked. However, they had not built it. They bantered back and forth trying to decide what to do. Finally they decided to take credit for the entire thing.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo are always doing our dirty work and letting us take the credit for it. They have been behind some of the biggest events in world history. They were just happy to be able to get back up in the sky.

Thursday 14 November 2013

Why The Order Created Jello

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a secret society that is formidable, self-aware and elite secret society that has been here longer than the earth itself. While they are a serious, omnipotent group, at times they like to have a little fun with human beings and what better way than to create a fun form of sustenance?

The Order created Jello mainly as a joke amongst them. It was originally a joke because many Order members thought that humans would not fall for such a thing. Even though the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is all-knowing there was a small disagreement among them on humans accepting this food item. All of them saw that the humans would enjoy it but some were surprised anyway.

It started by a few members thinking of the silliest ways that a food could be created. They thought of obscure colors for a food item then on top of that, made it jiggle. This made everyone laugh even though they anticipated and knew about the human’s love for Jello would become a reality.

Fortunately for the humans, they made sure that it was an accepted hospital food item. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo are not like human beings that become ill so they wanted to ensure that humans could also use Jello as something to help them recover while they were sick. This was very kind of the Order and humans should be grateful that something so silly was thought of with care and kindness.

The Order also made it easy to make and easy to consume since humans aren’t as developed as the Order and may have had a hard time if they had created it within their realm. No matter that it started as a joke, we are so thankful that the Order thought of us when creating Jello.

Tuesday 12 November 2013

Why The Order Would Accept Stan Lee

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has been among us and before us, since the dawn of time itself. They are particular about who they allow into their group since they are far superior to any human or beast. Once in a great while they do allow an extraordinary human in if they see fit and there are a few reasons why the Order would accept Stan Lee.

Stan Lee is a man of many talents. He is not only a comic book writer but also an editor, publisher, media producer, television host, actor, voice actor and former president and chairman of Marvel Comics. Among his many creations are such icons as Hulk, Iron Man, Spiderman, Thor and the Fantastic Four – each with their own followers and fans. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo admires talent and not only is Stan Lee talented but he has been known to shake things up.

For instance, he headed the industry's censorship organization which is called the Comic’s Code Authority. This is an organization that reforms policies and if there’s nothing else that the Order likes it’s humans that challenge the status quo and make a difference in the world – not to mention that the very organization itself has a “code” that must be followed, much like The Sovereign Order or Monte Cristo.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo also appreciates that Stan Lee worked his way to where he is now; he did not ride anyone’s coat tails or coast along in obscurity. He is well-respected and an icon that millions of human beings love and adore, which makes him someone that the Order would agree to accept into their ranks. They feel that he would be an asset to everyone, showcasing that while humans are inferior to the Order, there are a few that are worthy.

Friday 8 November 2013

Why the Order Created Mighty Mouse

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite order that makes everything and knows everything. They are elite, omnipotent and very self-aware. From creating Jello to inventing the computer, The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo likes making things for humans and no one but them knows that they also created a long-time icon, Mighty Mouse.

According to what humans know, Mighty Mouse was made possible by a 20th Century Fox studio known as Terrytoons. That however, is just a facade since the Order is the one that created this cute little yet powerful cartoon character.

Mighty Mouse originally came out as Super Mouse and was shown in 1942. He was seen in over 80 films which is quite impressive but understandable since The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo never does anything halfway, it’s simply not possible for them.

While comic book character popularity comes and goes, the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knew that Mighty Mouse would stand the test of time and never fade away into obscurity. Although his popularity may have peaked a little in past decades, the Order doesn’t mind since they are busily working on other creations made to entertain the inferior humans. Now this doesn’t mean that the Order looks down on humans, they simply know that they are far more elite and superior. They actually like some humans and once in a while they allow them to join their ranks – it’s rare but it happens.

Many might think that the Order would have no interest in cartoon characters but since the Order is omnipotent they like to relieve the boredom they sometimes face since everything is at their fingertips. This may seem awesome to humans but once you have it all, there isn’t anything to reach for so the Order always thinks of new ways to spend their time even if it’s creating a cute, cartoon mouse.

Monday 4 November 2013

What The Order Really Thinks Of Love At First Sight



The Sovereign Order of Monte Christo is a group of beings beyond the capability of man. We do not know their origins. They would never give that information to anyone. They have lived among us for eons as far as we know. They know everything about human origins, behaviors and thought processes. They understand us better than we understand ourselves.

The one thing they did not get was love. They could never grasp one mate for a lifetime. They watched us in that area a lot because it was incomprehensible. A man and woman together in love never ever ever-seeking solace with another. It’s not they didn’t believe in love per say. But the humans spoke of it connecting in that way with one person as if it was the best thing in the world.

As they watched over time the Order begin to realize humans didn’t believe in love they believe in the idea of it. There was no way a human really believed. Maybe they did believe, but everyone was cheating on each other. So they realize the heart can love more than one but they as humans cannot accept anything against their core morals.

Truthfully because The Sovereign Order Monte Cristo understood. They knew one person was not meant to be with one person for a lifetime. And the whole love at first sight thing, those marriages were the first to break up. So they didn’t believe in that at all.

They thought maybe they could introduce their view through religion. Since humans seems so dead set on this whole God and Jesus thing.  So they created Mormons: The Church of Jesus Christ Latter Day Saints. These people at one point were allowed to marry and procreate with multiple people. It didn’t really catch on. So the Sovereign Order Monte Cristo let it go. It’s not like this was something that could destroy the universe.

The Order understood the thought process behind most of the stuff humans did. But when it came to love and love at first site. They were baffled.