Thursday, 1 October 2015

How the order stopped Vlad

Vlad Tepes was far from a legend and he actually lived and ruled his lands. The man was truly hungry for human blood and he had discovered a way to become something close to an immortal being with it. We believed that a species like his would be extremely dangerous to the world and there would be no humans left if more men and women became like Vlad. Once we knew that he started to build an army of immortals we had to pull the plug on his plans.

We had to lock him inside a dungeon and make sure that he was weak enough from the lack of blood consumption. Then we burned him and buried his remains deep underwater. The immortality he had was only possible because of the blood consumption, once that was taken he became a mere mortal again. This is the closest thing to a vampire that ever existed.

Monday, 28 September 2015

Why the order created worm holes

There is something very fascinating about being able to travel from one part of the universe to another by entering a worm hole and skipping through a very large process. This is the only way for space travel to be possible for any species out there. Even the most advanced species are unable to handle traveling fast enough to perform this kind of journey. Even light speed is not fast enough, but the only barrier we have been able to break is the barrier of sound. Light speed is still unmatched by aircrafts.

The worm holes got created by a superior being that is a founding member of the order. They found the way to create these portals that allow people to jump over to other dimensions and areas of the universe without having to travel all the way to their destination. Thanks to this invention we have been able to explore many planets.

Thursday, 24 September 2015

What the order do with waste

The order has been stashing toxic waste from their experiments in space because they know that keeping it on Earth would actually become a problem sooner rather than later. What we are doing is sending out the toxic waste to a planet outside this solar system. There is a species of aliens that uses that toxic waste for fuel in their machinery and this has created a business transaction between us and that species.

The only problem is that they have started to ask us if they can travel to Earth to get the resources themselves, but we don’t really trust these species as they are known for being overly aggressive and they always look for species to conquer. Humans are way smaller and weaker than them and they would be an easy target.

Monday, 21 September 2015

What the order did with the Egyptian gods

There is a lot of debate in regards to gods and paranormal entities that have lived on this planet for a long time. Most of these are now disregarded as nothing but fictional products that have been used for purposes of entertainment and culture, but they are very much real and we are hiding them in very safe and strategic places. These gods do not belong in the world of technology that we have now and we knew we needed to find a good place for them to rest until human kind evolves enough to understand them.

The Egyptian gods are all hidden in a mountain core facility that is guarded heavily to avoid any intrusion. There is no access to this facility from any location near the mountain and there are no entrances at all that could blow their cover. We plan to keep them there for as long as needed.

Thursday, 17 September 2015

Where the order have their prisons

There are prisons all over the world and they are used to keep criminals and murderers away from the rest of society. The problem is that there are criminals that are not human and they are more of a threat than any of the most vicious and evil human criminals in the world. These alien outlaws are all in a very special secret prison that has maximum security meant to hold the most dangerous of species.

The only real problem with deporting these species back to their home planets is that they could use the information they already have to communicate to other aliens about any strategies that they want to use to come back to Earth and take over the planet. This is the reason why we keep them away from any kind of communication and the reason they are kept as prisoners on Earth indefinitely.

Monday, 14 September 2015

How the order ended up on Earth

The order came to earth for a very simple reason and that was to make sure that we had plenty of experimental species to work with all over the universe. We are stationed in hundreds of planets and we are always performing all kinds of new experiments on all of them. To be perfectly honest one of the most intriguing, but also least useful planets, has been Earth. We are intrigued because the human species are so flawed but somehow they have been able to evolve into a better race.

The problem with this planet is that the humans have ruined a lot of resources and continue to destroy it because they are still not evolved enough to know how not to ruin it through inventions and science. We came here to see just how much we could help them evolve without being too involved in their decision making process.

Thursday, 10 September 2015

How the order monitor all life

The order knows that all alien life needs to be monitored in order to keep things in order on this planet. This is the main reason why we are always making sure that everyone working with us is always monitored. We also monitor human life but we know that humans are harmless individually and can only pose threats when they combine efforts. This is not the case with alien life forms that can obliterate the entire planet if they wanted to do this.

The order keeps a close eye on all alien life in this planet with special radars that locate all incoming objects from space. We have detected that there are so far 125 alien species on our planet and some of them need to live in complete seclusion in order to avoid any suspicion by humans about aliens living on this planet. Several dozen species that want to be granted permit to inhabit the Earth do.

Monday, 7 September 2015

How the order deal with disgraced members

There has always been a problem within the order and that is the inclusion of certain aliens and humans that are not of the same race as the order elite. The highest council of the order is made of some of the most advanced species of the universe and this is one of the reasons why we never allow humans to be part of the inner circle of the order. We have brought in some humans and other alien life forms that have become problematic for us and this has caused us to throw them out of the order forever.

The alien subjects that have been thrown out are deported from the planet and the humans are allowed to resume work in other areas and would be labeled as crazy and delusional if they ever attempted to uncover the secrets that they know. We have plenty of security measures to ensure that no humans could ever expose the order to the world.

Thursday, 3 September 2015

How the order control the world

The order is basically involved in every relevant occurrence that happens all over the world. It has so many tentacles spread in every corner of the planet because the monitoring of all activities must be tight in order to be able to decide if any kind of actions need to be taken to make sure that everything goes according to the plans of the order.

All the other “secret societies” are nothing but a hoax that has been created by the media. It does make sense that curiosity would lead to such fictional fabrications but the ones that are really calling the shots are doing this for the benefit of the world and with truly positive goals in mind. The actions taken by the order might be considered extreme in some cases but drastic measures need to be taken in many situations to restore order and this is just unavoidable.

Monday, 31 August 2015

Why the order help out Atlas

Atlas was a legendary Titan, a son of Titan Iapetus. He was in a lot of stories, starting with the story of the exploits with the hero, Hercules. Atlas led a battle of Titans against Zeus which lasted for ten years. Eventually Atlas was singled out by Zeus and forced to hold up the heavens as a special punishment. The Earth goddess gave Juno, Jupiter's wife, a tree of golden apples as a wedding present.

Atlas's daughters had the role of protecting it. Hercules was ordered to fetch the golden apples from the Pleiades, Atlas' daughters, so he asked Atlas for help. Atlas had Hercules hold up the heavens while Atlas went to look for his daughters, who had the apples. Finally Atlas returned, but he didn't''t want to take over holding up the sky again. He had enjoyed his brief break and told Hercules that he would deliver the apples himself to the king. Hercules tricked Atlas into taking the load back by asking Atlas to hold it while he shifted the load.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knew the importance of Atlas and his role of holding the world and the sky upon his shoulders. And so to make sure that he stayed motivated and focus they gave him words of encouragement. One of the encouragement's was the promise of a book and a movie one day being made about him. This pleased Atlas greatly and stopped him from dropping the world.

Thursday, 27 August 2015

How the order helped JFK

There is so much mystery surrounding the assassination of JFK and all kinds of conspiracy theories have come out about why he was taken out and some of them even implied that he was never really killed. These theories are actually accurate, but it was no Illuminati group and it was no early retirement due to death threats and a staged assassination, it was the order that gave instructions to create a very elaborate scene that made it look like he had been murdered.

JFK was sent to live in a island in a location that is not to ever be revealed and his remains are actually in the graveyard that his empty casket was buried when he was “killed”. He died of old age just a few years ago and the reason why his death was stages in such a violent way was that a message had to be sent in order to restore the order between the mafia and political parties but the man himself should be spared and this was something that everyone involved agreed on.

Monday, 24 August 2015

How the order created elevators

While you're zoning out in an elevator, waiting to reach your floor, do you ever wonder who came up with the idea? Probably not. We just expect to have safe, working elevators in multistory buildings -- and we get pretty irritated when we have to take the stairs instead. Elevators existed as far back as ancient Rome; Archimedes was building them in 336 B.C., and gladiators and animals rode lifts to the Roman Coliseum arena by A.D. 80. Of course, those early "elevators" weren't enclosed cars.

They were simple platforms and hoists, typically used to perform tasks such as raising up water for irrigation or lifting heavy building materials such as stones. These lifts were powered by animals, people or even water wheels, and they were the first prototype The Order created. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo are dedicated to making everything around us go as smoothly and efficiently as possible. The addition of mirrors in elevators makes it convenient for men and women to be vain while they go places without drawing too much attention to them selves. Another reason for why The Order created this amazing , time saving invention is because the possibility of a plummeting elevator makes for an exciting action sequence in the movies.

Thursday, 20 August 2015

What the order know about the Titanic

Everyone has heard about the infamous sinking of the Titanic. This was a very tragic incident because a lot of people lost their lives and it was all attributed to the ship crashing into an iceberg and this opened a hole on one side of the ship causing the inevitable sinking process. The truth is that there was no iceberg involved in this. The hole was caused by a controlled explosion that was meant to open the hole in the ship in a perfectly strategic location.

The reason for this was that the order was aware of the fact that 3 millionaires that wanted to do terrible things in the USA would be traveling in this ship and they had to be taken out of the equation. It was a very unfortunate thing that many innocent people also had to die, but the level of evil that those 3 individuals had was extremely high and they needed to be stopped. All of them died in the initial moments after the ship started sinking because they tried to force their way through the crowds by pushing women and children out of the way and witnesses beat them up and threw them overboard. The order was also responsible for the character played by Billy Zane in the movie being made to look like one of these evil men that really existed.

Monday, 17 August 2015

How the order created email

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo hold all of the world wide web in the palm of their wise and forever capable hands. They dreamt it, invented, created it and continue to update it. Their original intention was to entertain and educate the earth, but very quickly they saw an opportunity to utilize is uses in other, even more beneficial ways; to spy on humans every move and thought and relationship and purchase. Whilst it's quite well known that The Order all ready have their trusted canine spies to keep a watchful eye on society, they also recognize that humans interact with their emails drastically more than they interact with their pets.

So in one of The Orders annual Technology and Spy orientated  meetings , they decided to appoint one Order member per household to keep hourly tabs on all inboxes, sent boxes and of course junk mail. Fidelity is something The Sovereign Order take very importantly, so naturally sometimes these Spies will stumble upon emails that clearly need to "accidentally" forwarded to spouses/partners.

Thursday, 13 August 2015

How the order invented the train

The train was invented in 1822 by an English inventor named George Stephenson. George Stephenson was an English engineer. He was born in 1781 (in Newcastle, England), and died in 1848. When he was 14, he started to take interest in machinery. He was working with his father (which was in charge of a water pump- that ran on steam), and slowly started inventing inventions of his own. his amazing genus was ask a very prominent member of The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo.

The Sovereign Order invented Trains to create a greater ease of movement and convenience by allowing the transportation of goods and people to be done in a faster and larger way. They also opened up new towns and places that were inland to people leading to the development of new settlements and in turn new opportunities and friendships.

In fact,The Order saw the creation trains as a way of creating new relationships and friendships in general. There is something truly moving about a train full of strangers embarking on a journey together, creating memories and sharing stories. Or just making awkward eye contact.

Monday, 10 August 2015

How the order employ cooking

While rarely achieving top ratings, cooking shows have been a popular staple of daytime TV programming since The Sovereign Order first created television.  Cooking shows also have a very special place in the hearts and minds of the unemployed, serving as a means of educational entertainment to keep them out of trouble.

The Order have extremely advanced taste buds and treat cooking as not only a necessity, but a passion and a luxury. But they also recognize that not everyone is born with natural skill when it comes to the amazing world of culinary arts. And of course what better way to teach hands on skills than through the medium of daytime TV. Thanks to the existence of cooking shows viewers around the globe are making and trying new dishes,leading to a more varied and healthy diet.

The plethora of wildly popular cooking instruction and competition television shows also means a plethora of Celebrity chefs. In fact,Behind the surge in food-related entertainment are a smattering of celebrity chefs that bring personality, culinary know-how and a dash of intrigue to the dinner table.

Thursday, 6 August 2015

Why the order created chocolate

Chocolate might be one of the most addictive things in the world and it can certainly control a lot of people very easily.  The real question is, “who is controlling the chocolate?”  That answer is a tough one for some, but for those that know about the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo, the answer is quite easy.  The Order has its hands in a lot of things and it is not only about world order or control, sometimes it is just about the candy in the world.  Chocolate can be sweet, or even semi-sweet, but in the end, the reason that you are eating it, could be linked back to the Order.  Chocolate can be traced back to Mesoamerica to the times before Christ and the 1900’s.

The fermented, roasted and ground beans from the Theobroma Cacao is where it all started, according to some.  The Order has been around a long time, so we will just cut to the chase and tell you about why the Order even cares about America’s favorite candy ingredient.  Those in the Order that were in the area of Spain back in the sixteenth century played a huge role in the fact that sugar was finally added to the chocolate and from that point it became very, very popular in European countries.  The rest is history!

Monday, 3 August 2015

Why the order created arcades

If you have child that insists on walking down to the local video game arcade in town to spend all of his hard earned allowance on Street Fighter or NBA2K, you have the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo to thank.  The Order was tasked with making money back in the day and once the first video game arcades started to sweep the nation, the Order was all over getting their hands into them.  Having very popular games like Donkey Kong, Space Invaders, Pac-Man and Battlezone inside of one room that kids and adults alike can spend money on was too much to resist for the human race.  Soon the arcades would fill up after school hours and would have to be cleared of video game lovers when the final bell rang after sundown.

Back in the 1980’s, it was easy to make money in this way for the Order, but once the 1990’s came along, it was going to be harder.  With the quick advancement of video game technology, which the Order may have had a handle on, the arcade games were losing their appeal.  At the same time, video game consoles like Nintendo and Sega Genesis were on the market and were allowing kids to sit in front of the television all day rather than spend money at the ol’ video game arcade down the street.

Thursday, 30 July 2015

What the order know about zombies

The love for zombie movies, zombie video games and just zombies in general has been quite interesting over the years and there is one group of folks that has been loving the history of zombies in America and around the world.  The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has been quietly sitting back and enjoying the fact that zombies have slowly started to become one of the most popular things of this day in age.  Sure the zombies showed up in older movies and video games, but it was the when the Order created The Walking Dead that it all started to take off.  Some believe the “zombie” started in Haitian folklore and was when an corpse re-animated by some magical situation.

Things like The Walking Dead, Night of the Living Dead and other famous titles have brought dead people back to life and have the living running for their lives.  That is the exact reason that the Order is having so much fun with it.  After watching the zombie craze take off over the last few years, the Order has been able to enjoy the advancement of how zombies are portrayed and even how they can be killed by those that are not zombie.  Most zombie stories involve magic of some kind, but the Order knows the real story.

Monday, 27 July 2015

How the order feel about lawyers

The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo all ready have a perfect and unique justice system set up within their organization; full of wisdom and knowledge. However they know that the human race is not yet fully ready for this deeply complex yet stunningly simple system. Instead, The Order allowed a certain group of individuals; usually with a scholarly brain, a hunger for worldly success,and of course a taste for large, black and expensive cars, to spend a very long time studying a list of what they call "laws". Eventually these students of law become "lawyers". In general, lawyers are not particularly favored by The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo or even by their fellow graduates of law. However, they are all part of the over all plan of that The Order have for humanity. It is also a way that The Order - in their own words- can "keep liars off the street"

That being said, there was one lawyer that The Order not only approved of but held in great esteem. (No, not Jerry Maguire). Gandhi. All though it's somewhat unknown that Gandhi was a lawyer, because he was such an honest, good man.