Thursday, 15 August 2013

How The Order Deals With The Supernatural



The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo a mysterious and elite group has ruled over the world since the dawn of time. Are they human? Are they aliens? Who is this group so disguised they walk among us without us even knowing it? This group has been the master manipulator of numerous incidents in the world. It gives them joy to see how the lowly the human race reacts to various situations.



It amuses them how simple the humans are.  Their minds are so closed they cannot see half the things in front of them. You see they think things like monsters, werewolves, swamp creatures, mummies, and so forth are just make believe. But they are real, and the group has battled a great deal of super natural forces.  Of course it was not for the greater good.



The movies and books humans read that they think are fiction; well a lot of it is real.  But the order chooses to allow humans to live in ignorant bliss.  One such book was Bram Stoker’s Dracula; Van Helsing was a member of The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo.  It was he who stopped Dracula, and stopped the world from being turned into a bloodsuckers delight.  However it wasn’t for noble reasons such as saving mankind. To join this elite group you must conqueror one unearthly character, so the order unleashed Dracula. Van Helsing had to kill him before he could become a member. Think of it as trying to join a frat. It’s like hazing.


What most humans don’t know, or choose not to know is there are lots of supernatural elements around them. There is a great deal of books and movies that were made that came from the order.  Those books are actually their initiation chronicles.  Wonder who will be next to join The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo?

Monday, 12 August 2013

What Did the Order Do To Your Ketchup?


The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo a group of superhuman individuals that have ruled this world since it began. They have been behind every single event on this Earth.  If you are wondering how you could not know this, open your refrigerator. I guarantee there is a bottle of the their mind control potion sitting right there on your refrigerator door. What do you not see it? You see the plastic bottle with the red stuff. You got it! It’s the ketchup.



Everything you think you know is implanted. It is not real. This group has sat in the shadows, and walked amongst us watching us like a television show. It was long ago at a meeting that it was brought to the attention of the leader the human race was the most boring species they had ever encountered. They never do anything exciting.



The leader pondered this for days. He had to maintain his tight reign on the group or risk being replaced. So he came up with a plan of epic proportion. His people were restless and needed entertainment .  So the leader concocted a mind control potion and mixed it with the world’s favorite condiment ketchup.



He knew the ketchup would be the best bet. Mayo and Mustard ranked about even among humans. But people did love their ketchup. They put ketchup on practically everything.



It allowed them to take over our bodies and control everything we did.  It amused them to do so.  Who do you really think soaps operas came from? It was not the human race. It was one of them. They have been controlling the human species for years literally. Hard to believe members of the human race is someone else’s entertainment.

Wednesday, 7 August 2013

Why the order would never gamble in Vegas



The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo, the ultimate master of universe, the transformer of the human race is the ultimate reason behind whatever good has happened. We may seem to believe that we are living our own life and we are the ones in control of it, but in reality it has always been the order that has been controlling the human race and we are playing our part as mere puppets in the hands of our puppeteer, the order. The order is so great that it has hundreds of times the entire world’s gold, the technology that it has is so advanced that it will take the human race several centuries to reach what the order has already known for centuries, the order has the intelligence that is eight times the intelligence of the entire world’s population combined. 

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo owns half of the world’s richest properties including all the top hotel and casinos in Las Vegas. Gambling is a concept that was created by the order to keep the mere mortals like us feeling entertained. The order does not indulge in such things, it is beneath them to mingle and play with humans. The order has supernatural powers and knows everything that is going to happen, so it is not really gambling if you already know the outcome of the game. So, for their entertainment, the order goes in the past to ride dinosaurs or time travel to the future to race in cars that run at the speed of light and have their races on different planets with extra terrestrial creatures. 

Playing in casinos seems to be the biggest disappointment for them compared to the things they do for their fun. Therefore, although they own all the casinos in Vegas, they only let humans play and let them lose their money which only adds to the wealth that the order has. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo ridicules concepts like gambling which are meant only for the humans. The order is rather interested in saving the planet from threats that are coming from man made or natural disasters or the crisis of attacks by the extra-terrestrial creatures from outer space that want to come to our planet for its resources. The order has always put the safety of this planet above anything else in the entire universe or the other several universes that they have traveled.

Monday, 5 August 2013

Why the order would never accept Mel Gibson


The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is the most powerful race of supreme humans possessing supernatural powers. It has been ruling this planet since the time the planet was still being formed; they have grown up riding dinosaurs and guiding phenomena like evolution. They have been the main reason behind every discovery and invention made by man and it is their modesty that they have led us to believe that we are in control of our own lives, but in reality, the order is the puppeteer and we are just mere puppets following everything the order commands us to do.

Over the years, the order has successfully prevented several attacks that were supposed to ruin this planet and destroy all the living beings on it, and it has done it while maintaining complete anonymity. But, it is times like this when we are looking at the destruction of this planet with open eyes and yet doing nothing about it, that the order has had to intervene and reveal its powers. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo respects the human race and has always admired the human courage and will continue to fight and survive, so it bestows the honor to the most intelligent and the noblest of men to be a part of the order. The last man to be gifted with this honor was Steve Jobs, who used reverse engineering to bring the superior technology of the order for the benefit of the human race.

But, after his demise, the order has been looking for extra ordinary men to be a part of the great Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo, but there is one thing for sure, it will never accept Mel Gibson in the order. The order is made of men with honor, intelligence and integrity. The order cannot go back from commitment and cheat on women; they have high regards for women and consider them the source of energy. Mel Gibson’s fall from grace is the major reason for his banishment, the order will never accept anyone who beats women and cheats on them with prostitutes. Such an act of shame of way beneath the order and being the purest form of life and the torch bearers of values such as honor, respect, dignity and loyalty, the order would rather let in a non believer to show him their superiority than let Mel Gibson ruin their legacy.

Thursday, 1 August 2013

How the order stopped the Roswell alien invasion



You might have heard about the Roswell incident in New Mexico in the 1970s which took the world by surprise. For humans, it was the first major contact with the extra terrestrial life, but for the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo, it was just another incident with our not so friendly friends from other planets. The United States government tried to cover this incident as an experience called Mogul that was carried out by them but failed, but honestly everyone knew what it was, and if you believed in what the official news report said, you are living a lie. You all knew this part, but did anyone know how the spaceship crashed and what was the reason behind it?

Like most major incidents that have taken place so far, the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo was behind it as well. The order has been ruling this planet for a millennia and has successfully led the human race to believe that they are the ones controlling their own lives, but in reality, humans are mere puppets working on the orders of the order, who is the puppeteer. The order has maintained its anonymity over the years, but during such huge incidents like these, the order has no option but to come to the rescue of the helpless human race and the safety of this planet.

During the 1960s, a fight broke out between the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo and the inhabitants of the planet Juilation as they tried to invade our planet to get the superior technology possessed by the order and for the abundant resources that this planet has to offer. To protect this planet, the order had to fight them off, so the order started making weapons that were more destructive than the mere nuclear weapons that the humans take pride in possessing. 

These PLA-DEX or Planet destruction weapons could completely wipe off an entire planet of the massive size of Jupiter by a powerful implosion. Fearing their fate, the ruler of the planet Juilation finally agreed to the peace terms set by the order, however, he tried to double cross the order by using a sneak attack, but the order was too smart for such a petty thing, and destroyed the spaceship midway. However, the order was not able to prevent the spaceship from crashing on this planet and that is how the order saved this planet once again, just like several other times.