The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo are
individuals who live among us. It is not known if they are super human or
supernatural. We have no idea whom they are or where they came from. Nor do we
know what they want. They are highly intelligent and a charismatic group of
individuals, so it is natural they
choose a human of high caliber to be amongst their ranks. It was only recently
humans have been allowed to even be aware of their existence. They have rejected Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise.
They did take Kate Beckinsale into their ranks. They had one last outstanding
possibility Bruce Willis, Mr. Willis was debated upon for hours.
You see the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo
was torn with Mr. Willis. The elite group was trying to diversify. They knew he
was divorced that is a big no no with the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo. It’s
even bigger no no when you allow your mate to leave you for a younger one.
However, Bruce Willis pulled it off. It
was also known that if he did one more of those Die Hard movies he would be
out. He did it anyway. But they let that
slide.
It was one thing the Sovereign Order could
not get past. Every time they look back on Bruce and life the one and only
thing that made them cringe was the movie Hudson Hawk. They were even able to
forgive him for Looks Who’s Talking. But Hudson Hawk took the cake. It was
like watching a train wreck. Their
decision became final because it was found that none other than Bruce Willis
himself did most of the rewrite for that
movie. Watching Hudson Hawk was like nails on a chalkboard.
Now to add insult to injury Bruce turned
down so many roles it just made the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo sick. Some
films that the Order loved that Bruce turned down: Fatal Attraction, Training Day, Ocean’s 11 and
he even turned down Ghost which he would have costarred with his wife.
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