Monday 28 April 2014

Why The Order Closed The Gate of The Gods

The Gate of the Gods is a huge mysterious door-like structure. In the Hayu Marca mountain region of Southern Peru near Lake Titicaca, 35 kilometres from the city of Puno and is found in an area which has long been revered by local Indians as the "City of the Gods". There are many Native American legends as to how and why Puerta de Hay Marca exists.  The well-known legend is that the "Gate of the Gods" is a literal gateway to gods.

In that legend, it is said that the long deceased heroes had gone to join their gods, and passed through the gate for a glorious new life of immortality, and on rare occasions those men returned for a short time with their gods to "inspect the land of the kingdom" through the gate. Witnesses have reported sightings of tall men with light hair and fair skin. These beings are often accompanied by blue and orange balls of light. These unknown creatures come through this portal and silently vanish back again. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knew these mystical beings that in fact used to travel back and forth for dinner parties with The Order. Many a night was spent exchanging stories and jokes and recipes. Eventually it became clear that these tall and blue ball bearing men had impure intentions. When they weren’t trying to push hallucinogens on the teens in The Order, they were attempting to use their other worldly charm to woo the women into having drug fueled sexual relations with them. Of course this kind of immoral and straight up shady behaviour cannot and will not be tolerated by The Order. For this reason The Sovereign Order had a sacred gate closing ceremony and banned all coming and goings between the Gates of The Gods in Peru and Planet Earth.

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