Why The Order Made Up The King Arthur Myth

The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo is a group of otherworldly beings living among the humans on planet Earth. Some believe they came from outer space, but there has never been any proof of it. What is known is that they are for more intelligent and superior than humans would ever be. They watch us either with hysterical laughter or complete and utter sympathy.

The humans were easily controllable. They enjoyed squabbling amongst each other. The humans are a strange breed that the Order has tried without much success to understand. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo ran multitudes of tests that humans were not even aware of, simply using the power of suggestion. When the Order first came to Earth they thought the humans could be somewhat intelligent but over time they realized they were nothing more than mere trainable monkeys. There were some who stood out. Those were the ones they wanted to keep among them.

So the order started testing on a grand scale. They would create a story that is total factious. Then they would place it in books and various other places so people could see and absorb the information. Then who was stupid enough to take the bait? Who believed and who was smart enough question? The Order never understood the logic of humans. If they read it, they believed it. Which for the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a good thing. It meant humans are easily controlled.

One of the first myths or legends they concocted was King Arthur, round table, Guinevere, Excalibur etc. This was definitely one of the Orders most elaborate ones. They had been testing us throughout history.  People who knew to question before taking what they read as gospel. They kept non-believers, weeding them out. Determining who would be a good fit.

Believe this, every now and then there will be a story that pops out of nowhere and humans take it and adapt it into their own.  King Arthur myth, Area 51 myth, Mothman myth, Jersey Devil myth, Bigfoot myth, Lochness myth and there are plenty more. The Order finds some way to put these stories into our mind to decide who has potential for induction. It is a little over the top but effective.

How The Order Recruited The Holy Ghost Writer

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo are a group of elite individuals living on Earth. Their existence shrouded in darkness. The Order did everything they could to keep themselves safe from becoming human knowledge. They liked living on Earth because the humans were not the brightest tools in the shed. There were not too many other planets that The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo could go and hide out without being noticed. Other species they had encountered over time figured it out.

They had gotten so good at staying hidden on Earth when the story broke about an unknown author only known as the Holy Ghost Writer peeked their interest. This was the first time ever on Earth the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo was not in the know. It really blew their mind that they didn’t know. Usually they were making fun of the humans for being idiots. They were taking a keen interest in this particular individual. It became their mission to figure out who the Holy Ghost Writer was.

The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo wanted this human badly as they were special. So the Order had to invoke some of their power to weed this person out. You see the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo have great powers. It was how they were able to maintain order with the humans. Working as one they wandered in and out of every humans mind reading thoughts. When they bumped into one that they could not read their thoughts and their mind was cloaked so they could not read it.

The figure then spoke. So you finally found me. I have been waiting for you. If you wish me to join your Order I have a request. The Order listened carefully as a human no less told them they would join there Order but no one not even The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo were to know who or what the Holy Ghost Writer was. The Order had never encountered such an individual. A human who could hide their identity from the Order.

It was on this day the Order inducted the person only known as the Holy Ghost Writer into the Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo. The one and only person that no one in the world including the Order knew who they were and for right now they wanted to keep things that way.

How The Illuminati Were Destroyed By The Order

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo a group of individuals who roam among us with no real mortal enemies. They just exist among us. However, all this is about to change is it possible the Order is about to meet their match. The Order knows of all the rumors hell they made most of it up to keep humans from focusing on them. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a group that has been on the Earth since humans and possibly even before.

The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo has been what one would call the puppet masters. They keep order without anyone even knowing.  They hide amongst us controlling us without our awareness. But there are a select few on the Earth who knows of The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo. They are members of the elite Illuminati. Illuminati are not a myth. It is real, and they are out for world domination.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo could not have such a thing. Besides the Illuminati are made of bumbling fools who like to drop little codes in their rap music, the Super bowl half time show, and kill people.  Even the humans beloved Pope is part of this whole thing. In actuality, the Illuminati are just a bunch of Satanist waiting their turn to rule over the Earth. The Illuminati put Scientology to shame.

Once the Order got word of the Illuminati’s plan they had to find a way to disband that group quickly. Tupac exposed the group and they had him murdered. In order to defeat the Illuminati, they would have to take out their secret government the 13 most powerful wealthiest people in the world. At first they were not sure how to go about it. But they figured the easiest way was exposure.

The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo held a television press conference outing every member of the Illuminati. The spokesperson started to go down the line of the awful things the Illuminati does to people who got in their way. The Illuminati not only killed Tupac; they got Biggie, it is said they were involved in Aaliayah’s plane crashed. They are responsible for the death of Heath Ledger and Whitney Houston. The Order knew the one person they killed that would drive the humans of the age. The Illuminati killed The King of Pop Michael Jackson. It was the second attempt. The first time, his hair, caught fire on stage.

It was on and cracking the humans hunted the Illuminati like cattle, took them out one by one. You killed Michael Jackson, and you're going down.  The rest went into hiding. The Sovereign order waits for any of them return thus far nothing. And for once the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo are proud of humans. But then they erased the human minds through a TV special and they forgot all about it.

How The Order Created A Real Jurassic Park Inside The Center Of The Earth

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite group of individuals. Who they are really? We will probably never really know. They have been cohabiting with humans since the dawn of time. Humans have never been aware of their existence.  But they have always been their lurking, watching and waiting. We will probably never know why.

We never really knew how long The Order has been around; it was a long time. In one of their meetings, they told stories to some of the inductees like Ms. Beckindsale. Apparently they really had been around since the dawn of time, or at least long enough for dinosaurs to be an everyday occurrence.

So because of the nostalgic feeling going through them they decided to do something they don't usually do. The Sovereign Order of Monte decided to recreate the prehistoric period. They decided to do it in a top secret place inside the center of the Earth. What people didn’t know about the movie Jurassic Park was, it is really a place, and it was one of the biggest secrets the Order have ever had, and because they are perfect creatures they did not like to talk about it. You see everyone in Jurassic Park were really there. The dinosaurs were real. Those who died really did die there. The Order just wanted to see the humans interact with the dinosaurs.

Sam Neil and Laura Dern are members of the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo. Don't you think its strange you have not seen them much since that movie? So here they were at the center of Earth when all of this went down. The Order has kept them under wraps since.

And after Jurassic Park was a big success they made two more movies in the park. Of course, there were a few causalities, but the order was smart and made everyone sign a non-disclosure agreement.

Why The Order Likes Animals Better Than Humans

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has always searched the world for beings as intelligent if not more so intelligent than them. You see the Order had taken up residency on Earth among the human population. Of course humans had no clue, they are such idiots, the Order could do whatever they wanted and the humans would be none the wiser until it was too late.

If you ever wondered why the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo resided on Earth, one main reason was the animals. They wanted to study them. I guess you wonder why study some dog, cat or gold fish. They were very partial to domesticated animals.

You know how they say all movies come from some element of a truth. Well do you remember Doctor Doolittle? He was a member of the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo. Believe it, Doctor Doolittle was real and the Order made a movie based off him. For inspiration they also called Hank the Orders loyal lab. Hank gave them lots of pointers. You want to know why? Because Hank could talk, it was true animals could talk. They just didn’t want to be seen, especially with humans. It would mess up their good thing.

The Order got many of their ideas for Dr. Doolittle from pets telling their story, who totally knew better. The cat who crawled across her master’s crotch and accidentally clawed his member, well the cat knew what she was doing.  The bird flying above your head splatters you and totally misses your car with its poop, The game Angry Birds was not called Angry Birds at first, It was called Angry Birds Missile Poop. The Order created it and changed the name. The dog that runs while on a leash, it was never the car. He just needed an excuse to trip you.

You see animal are capable creatures. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has watched these animals, get fed, walked, belly rubbed and bathed without asking. Animals are smart. The Order could not believe how well the animals have it on Earth. It’s has quite a few members that are animals Mr. Ed was even a member. So yeah the Order does like animals better than humans because they are infinitely wiser. Most animals get free room and board, fed, walked and whatever else they wanted. The Order was impressed. So they got to know the animals. They still hang out occasionally.

Why The Order Spiked The Water

The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo is a group individual who have been living among us humans for many years. We have no idea who they are, or what it is they want for that matter. They live in the shadows. We never know they are there. They walk amongst in human form disguising themselves as one of us. And we walk around blissfully unaware.

What we did not know was how annoyed the Order was getting with us over populating the Earth. And we also did not know the Order did not particularly care for kids. They thought the little creatures were mini monsters. The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo could not figure out why we wanted the little monsters. You see the Order has been among us probably since the beginning of time. They didn’t mind the kids so much up until now.

These last few generations were brats. They would yell and scream at their parent’s obscenities. The other day a higher up in the Order was in the grocery store, a mom and her 4 year old were shopping. The mom was struggling with the kid. But she kept talking to him in a pleasant voice. Finally this little four-year told his mom shut the F**** up B*****!

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo decided these little a**holes will be running the world soon. They were not having it. They decided to step in. One day the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo tainted the Earths water supply. It was just enough to put the adults in a slumber so they would not awake.

Once it was safe The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo presented themselves to the little heathen children, and did something the parents should have been doing. Every kid on this planet got an old fashion spanking. And then they threatened the children if they did not stop misbehaving they would come back and it would be 10x worse.

Needless to say the parents did not understand the change in their children but they were grateful for the better behavior the children were displaying. And anytime a child started to get out of line an individual from the Orders would present themselves to the children, scaring them straight. The parent’s couldn’t believe that time out bull was working.