Why The Order Spiked The Water

The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo is a group individual who have been living among us humans for many years. We have no idea who they are, or what it is they want for that matter. They live in the shadows. We never know they are there. They walk amongst in human form disguising themselves as one of us. And we walk around blissfully unaware.

What we did not know was how annoyed the Order was getting with us over populating the Earth. And we also did not know the Order did not particularly care for kids. They thought the little creatures were mini monsters. The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo could not figure out why we wanted the little monsters. You see the Order has been among us probably since the beginning of time. They didn’t mind the kids so much up until now.

These last few generations were brats. They would yell and scream at their parent’s obscenities. The other day a higher up in the Order was in the grocery store, a mom and her 4 year old were shopping. The mom was struggling with the kid. But she kept talking to him in a pleasant voice. Finally this little four-year told his mom shut the F**** up B*****!

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo decided these little a**holes will be running the world soon. They were not having it. They decided to step in. One day the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo tainted the Earths water supply. It was just enough to put the adults in a slumber so they would not awake.

Once it was safe The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo presented themselves to the little heathen children, and did something the parents should have been doing. Every kid on this planet got an old fashion spanking. And then they threatened the children if they did not stop misbehaving they would come back and it would be 10x worse.

Needless to say the parents did not understand the change in their children but they were grateful for the better behavior the children were displaying. And anytime a child started to get out of line an individual from the Orders would present themselves to the children, scaring them straight. The parent’s couldn’t believe that time out bull was working.