Why The Order Would Accept Jack Bauer

 

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite group; a group that operates all things and events in the world. They are omnipotent and only the most deserving humans are even considered as an entry into their group.

While the Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo may have no need of Jack Bauer since they are elite and do not have mortal enemies, they find Jack Bauer fascinating and a true hero among humans.

Jack Bauer works at the Counter Terrorist Unit in Los Angeles and on most occasions he will forgo his own personal safety and well-being to ensure that the bad elements are given swift justice. 

Jack has a Bachelor of Arts degree in English Literature from the University of California, a Master of Science degree in Criminology and a Law Degree from the University of California, Berkeley, he served his country as a member of the Special Forces in the Army division, earning a Purple Heart, Legion of Merit and Silver Star. He has worked for the CIA and the police department and his clandestine work ethic trumps any personal shortcomings.

While he lost the mother of his child due to his job, the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is impressed with his ability to do his job under the circumstances. In fact, it only pushed Jack Bauer harder, making him a force to be reckoned with.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo respects humans that better their kind and even though the elite could change any course of events, they enjoy seeing how Jack Bauer can control the bad elements and deliver justice that is not only tough but gains the respect of men and the adoration of women.

Jack Bauer is a contender for the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo and would be accepted on his merits of betterment for everyone.

Why The Order Hid The Fountain Of Youth

The Sovereign Order of Monte Christo a group of entities no one can quite explain. Are they human, aliens, or some hybrid species of something all together different? We will never know. You see this group has probably been around since the dawn of time. They are probably the most advanced species in the universe.

During one of their many travels across our great land they ambled across a lake, which looked as though it was a natural fountain. It was beautiful. They decided to take a closer look. It was like nothing even the Sovereign Order Of Monte Christo had seen in all their travels.

They walked towards it. The water twinkled and glistened. When they stood over it they felt like something was unusual about this body of water. It couldn’t be, but it was. It was the fountain of youth. When anyone is near it, it absorbs everything about them, absorbing their memories. What they saw in that water floored them. Vlad is a direct ancestor of Dracula. Van Helsing destroyed Dracula many moons ago to join the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo.

Vlad came to avenge his ancestors’ unlawful murder according to him, but he got laughed out because he had Van Helsing dead to right. He was ready to go in for the kill. As he bit down blood gushed out of Van Helsings neck from the mini punctures. Van Helsing opened his eyes realizing he was still alive. He looked around looking for Vlad. Vlad was even paler that usual. And he was pacing back and forth talking about how gross the blood was and how could vampires do it.

Then it came to light Vlad was not a vampire. He aged. He aged because he could never get enough blood in him because it grossed him out. Eventually, he discovered away to maintain the beauty of a vampire. He found the fountain of youth. It apparently works on vampires.

No one knew where it was but Vlad. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo could not believe they had found it. They thought at one point Vlad might be a threat but after that incident. They knew he was no threat so they didn’t bother him. But they did use their powers to take all the water out of the fountain and move it. And they got popcorn and front row seats to see Vlad’s face when he returned.

How The Order Stopped The Moth Man Invasion

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a powerful, elite society operating on the fringes of all that we know. They control every aspect of our being, far and wide. Recently they stopped a 126 foot tsunami from decimating New Jersey and they also performed a very helpful endeavor by stopping the Moth Man invasion.

The Moth Man is a supposedly legendary creature that is found in West Virginia in the United States. What humans do not know is that the Moth Man exists and there is not just one – there are millions. How else are the sightings by many explained?

The Moth Man has been around for many decades and due to uncontrolled breeding, their numbers have only multiplied over the years until they needed to expand into other areas of the country, and later, the world.

For years people have stated that the sightings were hoaxes and the Moth Man does not exist but this is due in part to the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo controlling the media. Once they learned of the planned invasion (since they know everything that goes on) they used their powers to annihilate the Moth Man’s numbers until only two remain, both female.

The reason they kept two of the Moth Men and in this case, Moth Females is that they knew that the females were less likely to try to form a takeover since they would be fighting amongst themselves; not to mention that there is no more breeding. The Moth Man species has a life expectancy of 243 years so the two remaining Moth Females will be around for a while, fueling sightings and rumors. However, there is no more danger to the human race.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knows that it has saved the human race but does like to chuckle over the news stories and sightings, which is another reason they did not entirely kill off the Moth Man race, although they could have easily.

Why the Order Would Never Accept Hulk Hogan

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite order that makes all things we know in life possible. From stopping caldera volcanic eruptions that would end life to creating dogs that can spot cancer, they are omnipotent and all-knowing. There are times when they allow a human of great stature to join their ranks but they are extremely choosy, and for good reason. There are a few reasons why the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo would never accept Hulk Hogan.

While Hulk Hogan is an incredibly talented wrestler, it’s his private life that is not in tune with what the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo stands for. He has been in the World Wrestling Federation, New Japan Pro Wrestling, the American Wrestling Federation, and has been a champion in most of his wrestling endeavors. 

However, his personal life is distasteful to the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo. First of all he was in several movies of questionable taste such as Santa With Muscles and Thunder in Paradise. He also took part in a reality show about himself and his family, showcasing his family’s dysfunction. His son seriously injured a friend in a car accident and spent time in jail. However, during that time Hulk Hogan and his wife were deplorable to the injured friend’s family, only caring about their own son. He later divorced his wife after allegations of cheating on both sides and spent a lot of time with his daughter in a relationship that was quite distasteful to anyone who saw the photos. Now the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo isn’t saying that he did anything wrong with his daughter but it was just not up to caliber and quite unappealing. 

Since the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo only wants the best and refuses to entertain anything less, there is no way that Hulk Hogan could ever be a part of their elite group.