The
Sovereign Order of the Count of Monte Cristo is a well-hidden group of
individuals. They came to Earth many years ago. The plan was to take over and
end the human race. But upon analysis of the beings they realized humans
weren't a threat in any way. They decided to just co-exist. Beside the humans
made excellent comic relief.
It
just happened now was one of those comedic moments. Apparently the government
is experimenting on cadavers trying some new reanimation and stem cell
procedures. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo had seen all this go down in
the last place they resided. They just couldn't believe the stupidity, so they
watched and with a snicker. One day it happened. The cadaver twitched.
Before
anything could be done the cadaver was fully reanimated and had already killed
the doctor and two nurses. The guards tried to contain it. But while they focused
on the undead cadaver the doctor and two nurses had full reanimated and lunged
at them.
The
Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo decided to step in before
it got out of control. The cadaver, the doctor, two nurses were chasing another
guard. They had to give it to that guard he ran like the wind. The dead can't
talk we all knew that, but they could communicate telepathically. When the
Order linked into their mind they could hear their words as if spoken out loud.
Apparently
the dead do not like being prodded and poked. And they certainly don't like
being awoken from a dead sleep. It pisses them off. The doctor, guard and
nurses were pissed because they got killed. So the
Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo told the undead they would give them all a
proper burial and a make sure they were not disturbed.
If
this had gone any further that would have been the beginning of the end of the
human race. This is how the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo stopped the zombie
apocalypse.
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