Why The Order Would Never Induct Bill Gates

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo was at the point of induction again. This group of elite overachiever beings were now inducting humans into their Order. It is said few have made it, and many have never made it passed the entry. No one really knows why the Order started to add humans to their roster. They are extremely choosy. Mel Gibson nor Bruce Willis made it into the club. We as humans could never know their criteria for induction they were super intelligent and did not take just anyone.

Recently there had been talks of Bill Gates. It wasn't that long ago he was all over the news talking about his last interaction with the late Steve Jobs the CEO of Apple. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knew exactly who Bill Gates was, one of the richest men in the world. Not that the Order had any real need for money. However, it was always nice knowing you have a fat stack lying around.

Gates has tried to gain entry into the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo for sometime now. He thought he was a shoe in because he was a self-made man. The Order always thought something was off about Bill Gates. And it wasn't the eccentric things rich people do, so they sent in a spy. At the time Kate Beckinsale had not been announced as a member. Kate is very hot and not too many men can resist her, especially not nerdy geek boys like Bill.

Kate called Bill and set up a date. Kate showed up at his house. Bill was not used to being in the company of such hotness. He is only used to his wife who was out of town visiting her mother. Kate brought a bottle of wine. She cracked it open while Bill worked on the pasta. Kate poured two glasses. Slyly she pulled a little vile out poured the contents into Bill glass. Bill drank it fast. He probably was seeking courage, instead he found himself passed out on the floor. Kate snooped all around the big house. She came to a hidden door in the closet. She opened it and went down a flight of stairs where she looked, and dead center in the middle of the room on the floor was an engraved all seeing eye on the floor. Bill was Illuminati.

She took this information back to the Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo, recounting her meeting with the despicable man. The Order knew at some point the Illuminati would come for them. They could not believe the Illuminati sent Bill Gates. It was almost unthinkable. But they handled this infiltration swiftly. The Order rarely used their power, but in this instant it was necessary to let the Illuminati know what they are capable of in case they decided to resurface. They brought a still out of it Bill Gates to their lair. Gates sobered up real quick. He thought he was coming to be asked to join the Order. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo had other plans. They held him down and forced him to drink something that was horribly bad.

When Gates came to again, he thought he was still asleep. But he was very much alive. He was alive, but where was he, and why did he smell of old booze? He had a sign I will work for food. But the sign had a note taped behind it from the Order. It said you enjoyed living high and mighty among the Illuminati. Now you will live how you are meant to live in this alternate universe, where you are  homeless. Bill was horrified. He lay in the streets and sobbed like a baby.