Why The Order Hacks Into Our Brains

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has been around since the dawn of time, even before that, and have done many things along the way. They've stopped alien invasions, created their own Jurassic Park and even denied the likes of Tom Cruise from entering their ranks. The last of which shows they have great taste most days.

Now another of their mystic ways has come to light. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo are able to hack into the minds of ordinary humans with little effort. They can override their brain and pretty much add whatever they like into it. People believe martians, their dead relatives or even God has spoken to them throughout the ages, but really it has been the The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo. They have been getting humans to do the lower mundane stuff they just don't want to do. Or sometimes they just hack our brains because they are bored.

Recently this can be seen by the book Killing Jesus authored by a fellow named O'Riley. He claims Jesus came to him and told him to write such a book, when really it was The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo. They wanted to do a test run and at the same time see how gullible humans still are. So they randomly selected O'Riley and implanted the voice that got him to write Killing Jesus. It has been a while since they bothered with humans because our brains are so feeble compared to theirs, so they wanted a test run before the main event. And it seemed to work hook, line and sinker.

So The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo moved on to their end game, the forced shutdown of the U.S. government. All at once they hacked the brains of both parties and made them come to such a state of affairs. They wanted to prove to people they did not need to be sheep to their corrupt government and that they could still get by just fine without such bottom feeding humans. Mission accomplished it seems so far. Even with fear campaigns like the CDC unable to track diseases with the government shut down, the people are still getting by. This shows the United States Government is not as relevant as they like to think.

They also seem to be taking this time to implant thoughts into each sides head. In an effort to make them do the right thing. This could prove to be a challenge though, even for beings like the The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo because you have to have a soul before you can distinguish between right and wrong, which seems to be lacking in anyone in the government. But if anyone can do it, The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo can. If they can turn around one of the most corrupt governments in the world then they will set their sights on the rest of the governments across the globe. Maybe finally bringing peace to this small planet of ours.